"Last time on The End of Total Drama Minecraft: All Stars, we went back to Minecraft 1.1, where beaches and spawn eggs were added. The contestants had to find mob eggs in a sand castle and kill the mobs to earn points, and the team with the most points at the end would win. There was some noticeable tension between Cocoa and Moolissa because of his secretive behavior, Zombieswine and Jack accidentally made an enemy out of Agatha, and Porky and Mooshie started fighting and went separate ways. In the end, Joe surprised everyone by winning for his team with a hidden squid egg, and the Heroic Horses decided to send Silvester home for 'treason' because he was working with Ech on the other team. Ech was upset by this, and Agatha volunteered to go to Dragon Island. What more do I have in store for the contestants? Find out right now, on The End of Total Drama Minecraft: All Stars!" Herobrine said.

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Heroic Horses (10): Ender, Moolissa, Sno, Chloe, Mucus, Cocoa, Mite, Pola, Mag, Kain

Villainous Villagers (10): Ron, Jack, Creep, Agatha, Porky, Mooshie, Zombieswine, Ory, Joe, Ech

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HH/VV

Sno and Ron were sitting atop one of the End towers. Ron's arm was around Sno.

"I wish we could spend more time together," the iron golem sighed.

"Don't worry. Once we finish this show, we'll be back to being together every hour of every day," Sno replied with a smile.

Ron smiled back. They sat in silence for awhile more. Then, Sno spoke again.

"Do you have any alliances on your team?"

"No," Ron scoffed. "Unless you count Joe. But everyone on that team is a scumbag. I can't trust any of them. What about you?"

"Mite started an all girls alliance thing, but we haven't met up since the second challenge. And I think she has a new alliance that I'm not a part of," Sno explained.

"Mite's a sneaky one. You better look out for her," Ron replied. "Because you need to win this season."

Sno laughed. "Me? Why can't you do it?"

"We both know you have a better chance at winning than I do. It's only a matter of time before all the villains turn against me for being too nice."

The snow golem sighed. "I don't know if I can keep going without you here."

Ron turned and looked her in the eyes. "You can. You're gonna have to."

~~~

Ron's Confessional (VV)

"My team eliminated Jamey because she was too bossy, and Zupay so he could take care of his kid. But now anyone is up for elimination. Strategies and alliances are gonna come into play. And I have neither of those things."

~~~

Sno's Confessional (HH)

"It's been four years since I met Ron, and I still swoon over how much he supports me and my individuality."

~~~

HH

"Why did we eliminate Silvester again?" Ender asked. The Second Place Alliance were meeting in the common room of their cabin.

"He was working with the enemy. That is treason!" Mite exclaimed.

"Uh, okay..." Ender muttered something under his breath to Cocoa.

"I don't care. As long as it's not Moolissa, I'm down," the cow replied. "Speaking of which, she's mad at me for being suspicious. You guys got any ideas for me to apologize?"

"Make a trail of rose petals outside her door," Pola remarked. Ender laughed.

"Focus," Mite said. "We need to decide who to eliminate next. Do we agree on Sno?"

"Sure, I guess," Ender replied. "I thought we agreed on her last time, but whatever."

"Yeah," Cocoa said to Mite. Pola nodded in agreement.

"Okay. It's settled. We're—"

The girls' door opened, and Moolissa stepped out.

"Moolissa!" Cocoa exclaimed, standing up. "You're looking beautiful as always."

Moolissa looked at him, then at the three other mobs in the room, who were looking around awkwardly.

"Do you wanna—"

"Save it," Moolissa interrupted. She left the cabin.

Cocoa sighed.

"Rose petals, man," Ender said.

~~~

Cocoa's Confessional (HH)

"Maybe I should just come clean about everything. Because this alliance is not worth losing my girlfriend."

~~~

Moolissa's Confessional (HH)

"Cocoa was hanging out with those three that Sno told me about last challenge. I don't care if it's an alliance, but the fact that he hasn't told me about it hurts."

~~~

VV

Joe, Creep, Porky, and Ech were in the boys' room of the villain cabin. Ron reentered the room.

Porky oinked.

"It was kind of messed up for him to laugh at you like that," Creep replied.

The baby pig oinked a bunch of times. He sounded frustrated.

"I understand completely. But don't you think you're being a little too hard on—"

Porky interrupted the creeper with more angry oinks and snorts. He then promptly left the cabin.

"He still messed up about the fight with Mooshie?" Ron asked.

Creep nodded. "I have a feeling they'll eventually become friends again, though. This same thing happened with Skelly and Spidey in season two and they were back together in a few episodes."

Ron shrugged. "Guess we'll see."

"Why are those two fighting? They were best friends!" Joe said.

"Sometimes even best friends have fights," Ron told the villager.

"Does that mean we'll fight?" Joe asked, eyes wide.

Ron sighed. "Of course not, Joe."

"Yayyyyy!" Joe cheered, giving the iron golem a big hug.

~~~

Joe's Confessional (VV)

"I love being best friends with Iron Man!"

~~~

Porky's Confessional (VV)

Porky oinked angrily.

~~~

Ech's Confessional (VV)

"Jesse and I are friends, and he was eliminated. Silvester and I were starting to become friends, and then he was eliminated. I can't have anything on this show, can I?"

~~~

"Challenge time!" Herobrine announced. He teleported the twenty remaining mobs to him, Agatha included. "This time, we are going back to 1.2!"

He snapped his fingers, and reality distorted as the world warped around them.

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The twenty remaining mobs reappeared in a village. It was night time. They turned around, and a giant building labeled 'JoeCorp' loomed above them.

"Hey! This is my home village!" Joe exclaimed happily. "And that's my business!"

"Yeah, right," Ender scoffed.

"If we went back in time, how is JoeCorp a thing right now?" Sno asked.

Herobrine appeared. "I brought it here to make things more interesting."

"Isn't that, like, messing with the space-time continuum?" Mucus asked. "Isn't that dangerous?"

Herobrine shrugged. "Maybe."

"If we all get lost in time, it's your fault," Pola said.

Herobrine ignored her. "One of the things 1.2 added is zombie sieges! These are basically just when a ton of zombies attack a village at once. So, today's challenge is to protect the villagers from the zombies for the whole night! Each team will be assigned to protect twenty villagers. The heroes get the villagers in green clothing, and the villains get the villagers in brown clothing. Whichever team has more surviving villagers by tomorrow morning wins, and the other team will be sending someone home. Any questions?"

"You're gonna kill my friends?" Joe asked, horrified.

"I'm not. The zombies are," Herobrine answered. "But your friends won't die if you protect them well enough."

Joe puffed out his chest. "I won't let any of them die!"

Herobrine rolled his eyes. "Okay. Any other questions?"

"How are we supposed to fight off the zombies?" Kain asked.

The host shrugged. "Idk there might be some weapons lying around the village or something."

"Did he just say—"

"Ready set go!" Herobrine interrupted Pola. He snapped his fingers, and the teams were teleported to two different areas of the village.

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HH

There were twenty villagers in green clothing in a group in front of the Heroic Horses. They were at one edge of the village, near a wheat farm and a few small houses.

"Okay. This shouldn't be too hard," Sno said to her team. "If the ten of us surround the villagers, no zombies will get in. Easy."

A zombie groan was heard. The twenty villagers immediately panicked and ran in twenty separate directions.

Sno sighed.

"You had to say something," Mite said cynically.

"We're gonna have to split up to round up all the villagers," Chloe stated.

"Then we don't have a second to lose," Kain added, gesturing to the zombies ambling towards the village. "We can't let a single villager die!"

The heroes raced after the runaway villagers.

~~~

Mite's Confessional (HH)

"If I make Sno look bad, more people will vote her off. I mean, we have four votes for her already, but the more the merrier."

~~~

VV

There were twenty villagers in brown clothing in a group in front of the Villainous Villagers. They were at the opposite end of the village from the heroes, near a forge and a large house.

Joe walked over to the villagers. "Hey everyone! Hi Tom! Hi Lisa! Hi James!" He proceeded to greet all twenty villagers by name.

"Mr. Joe!" the villagers gasped in awe. "What is going on, O Wise One?" one of them asked.

"There's going to be a zombie siege soon, and we need to protect you all. Will you guys stick with us?" Joe asked.

The villagers nodded. "Anything for the CEO of JoeCorp!" one shouted.

Joe grinned and turned to his teammates. They were all staring at him, dumbfounded. "What?"

Ron was the first to snap out of it. "Let's take them into the JoeCorp building. That's probably the most difficult for zombies to get into." He gestured to the tall building behind them.

"Okay guys, it's time for a tour of JoeCorp! Follow us!" Joe directed them.

The villains and the villagers made their way toward the JoeCorp building.

~~~

Ron's Confessional (VV)

"Wow. He really wasn't kidding when he said he was the owner of JoeCorp."

~~~

HH

"Come back!" Sno shouted to a villager that was running out of the village for some reason. "It's dangerous out there!"

The villager didn't listen and kept running, directly in the path of an oncoming zombie horde.

"Why would you run toward the zombies?" Sno groaned to herself. She raced to reach the villager.

When she was close enough, Sno began hurling snowballs at the zombies to push them away from the villager, who remained unharmed at the moment.

Sno looked at her arm in amazement as it threw snowballs. "I didn't even know I could do this," she murmured.

The zombies, who had their sights on the villager, were being pushed away from him by the snowballs. The villager turned to look at Sno.

"Get back to the village!" Sno shouted to him as she continued pelting the snowballs at the zombies.

The villager miraculously listened to her and ran back to the village. Sno wiped her brow and followed him.

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VV

Jack and Zombieswine were walking next to each other behind the group of villagers, watching out for zombies that might attack from behind as they made their way to JoeCorp.

"Overworld zombies are pathetic," Zombieswine scoffed. "They don't even have swords." He brandished his golden sword proudly.

"That's no fair," Jack whined. "I want a weapon!"

"Maybe you should learn to be equipped with a sword at all times like me," the pigman boasted.

"Donkeys can't exactly hold swords well," Jack replied.

"That's cuz donkeys are losers!" Zombieswine struck down a zombie that was trying to get to the villagers.

"Idiotsayswhat," Jack coughed.

"What?" Zombieswine asked.

Jack grinned.

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HH

Mucus saw a scared villager run into one of the small houses and shut the door. The slime hopped over and opened the door.

The villager shut the door.

Mucus opened the door.

The villager shut the door. Mucus opened the door. The villager shut the door. Mucus opened the door. The villager shut the door. Mucus opened the door.

The villager shut the door. Mucus sighed and stopped.

The villager opened the door. The villager shut the door. The villager opened the door. The villager shut the door.

Mucus looked at the camera, done with life as the villager repeatedly opened and closed the door.

"I guess I'll just protect this house from zombies," the slime said as the door continued to open and close behind him.

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VV

Creep sidled up to Agatha as the group walked towards JoeCorp. "So, did you find the idol last night?"

"Why would I tell you?" the witch replied.

"We're teaming up, remember?"

"I never officially accepted your offer."

"Oh, come on! I have the—" He lowered his voice. "Killer bunny, remember?"

"Look, I don't know what kind of mushrooms you're on, but that rabbit is the nicest thing on this show. I don't see how it's killer," Agatha said.

"Oh, I'll get her to turn killer," Creep replied with a mysterious grin. "She did in her previous seasons. I just gotta coax it back out of her."

Agatha rolled her eyes. "Well, until you do that, leave me alone."

"Okay. That's fair. I'll be back later." Creep walked away.

Agatha took a healing potion out and tossed it at an incoming zombie. It died.

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HH

Cocoa had lost sight of all villagers. He decided to check inside the nearby church.

Moolissa was inside, trying to coax a villager on the second floor to come back down the ladder.

"Hey Moolissa!" Cocoa exclaimed before remembering she was mad at him. "Uh...how's it going?"

Moolissa looked at him. "Fine. I can handle this villager. You go find another one." She went back to calling to the villager.

Cocoa hesitated. Finally, he said "Moolissa, look, I'm sorry. There's been a—"

"I don't care what there's been. You can apologize to me later. But there are twenty villagers out there and only ten of us, so you need to go find another one to protect."

The cow sighed. "You're right. Good luck."

Moolissa didn't reply. Cocoa ran out of the church.

~~~

Cocoa's Confessional (HH)

"I was about to confess everything to Moolissa. I don't care what Mite says; I hate it when she's mad at me. I'll tell her about the SPA after this challenge."

~~~

VV

The villains entered the JoeCorp building with the group of villagers. Everyone looked around in awe at the official-looking room.

"To the elevator, everyone!" Joe announced.

As they walked across the lobby, Porky shoved Mooshie into the group of villagers, causing him to stumble. Mooshie mooed angrily and tackled Porky, and the two of them rolled around on the floor.

"Would you two stop?" Ory asked, exasperated.

The two babies didn't listen. They rolled around, fighting, until they rolled back out the door. Ory started to hop after them.

"Don't worry about it. We don't need them," Ron said. "There's enough of us here." Ory nodded.

"Those two are incompetent anyway," Ech mumbled, but no one heard.

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HH

Mag hopped through the village, searching for green villagers. She passed Mucus, who was guarding a house with a door that kept opening and closing.

"I think I saw a couple go into the forge down there," the slime called out as she passed him.

"I have a boyfriend," Mag blurted out. She winced.

"Oh..." Mucus trailed off awkwardly. "I didn't...uh...know. I'll stop bothering you."

"Thank you," Mag winced again and hurriedly hopped away.

~~~

Mag's Confessional (HH)

"Why did I say that?! I didn't mean to! I even decided I wasn't gonna tell him that! Notch, I'm so stupid."

~~~

Mucus's Confessional (HH)

"It all makes sense now...She doesn't talk to me anymore because she found a new boyfriend back home. I can't believe how dumb I am."

~~~

VV

The villains and villagers reached the elevator. A couple zombies had made it into the building, but the group of villains held them off easily.

Ron pressed a button, and the elevator doors opened. "Alright, everyone in."

"There's actually a occupancy limit," Joe said. "There can only be five people in here at a time."

"Why the Nether is it so small?!" Jack shouted.

"Hey! Don't use my homeland's name in vain!" Zombieswine yelled at him.

"Okay fine, we'll send four villagers in at a time with one of us. Top floor. Joe, can I trust you to go first?" Ron asked.

Joe nodded.

"Where are you going with them?"

"The tippy top!" Joe shouted gleefully.

"Good. Get in."

"Alexander, Jonathan, Sophia, Kaylee, come with me," Joe said. Four of the villagers obediently entered the elevator. Joe went with them.

"Top floor," Ron said again as the door closed.

On the inside of the elevator, Joe looked at all the buttons in wonder.

"Which one should I press?" he asked the other villagers.

"Didn't the nice iron golem tell us to go to the top floor?"

"Yes, but which button should I press? They're all so pretty!"

"The top floor button, Mr. Joe."

"Okay!" Joe pressed one of the buttons, and the elevator began to move upward.

Back in the lobby, Ron looked at Creep, who was closest to him. "They're not going to the top floor, are they?"

"Probably not," Creep answered.

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HH

Kain entered a large wooden house with furniture. Chloe was already in there, trying to calm ten villagers cowering in the corner down.

"Are you okay in here?" Kain asked.

Chloe nodded. "I can handle these ten. I found a diamond sword."

"Cool. Good luck," Kain opened the door to exit, but a zombie entered instead. "Gah!"

A diamond sword suddenly sliced the zombie's head off and clattered to the ground. Kain looked from the sword to the severed head to Chloe. "Wow. You've really changed since seasons three and four."

Chloe smiled. "Thank you. I've been working on myself."

"Remember the zombie apocalypse challenge, when we got stuck in that house together?" Kain asked. "You barely even agreed to fight."

Chloe chuckled. "Yeah, I was really a scaredy cat."

"Got that right." Kain picked up the sword to toss back to her, but another zombie came through the still-open door. Kain whacked it with the sword a couple times, killing it.

"You should probably close that door," Chloe said.

"Shouldn't I, um, go?" Kain asked.

Chloe started nodding, but then looked out the window behind him. "Oh my Notch. No, stay here and help me."

Kain looked out the window behind him to see a huge wave of zombies coming towards their house. "Alright."

Chloe came over to stand near him. Kain handed her the sword.

"Let's do this," she said.

~~~

Chloe's Confessional (HH)

"I don't know what made Kain suddenly change, but I am completely fine with it."

~~~

Kain's Confessional (HH)

"I've stopped looking at Chloe as the only thing that can make me happy and started focusing on more important things: the million emeralds."

~~~

VV

The elevator came back down. "Who wants to take the next four up?" Ron asked.

"I'll go," Ory volunteered. "I really don't like killing things."

Agatha looked at Creep, who didn't make eye contact.

Four villagers entered the elevator with Ory. She pressed the button for the top floor, and the elevator began to move upwards.

Back in the lobby, more and more zombies were entering the building. Jack and Zombieswine were in the front lines, killing as many as they could. Jack had found a stone sword in the lobby, and Zombieswine was using his golden sword. Agatha was helping out by throwing potions at zombies that got past them.

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HH

Cocoa was walking through the village when he was suddenly dragged into a large house.

"Who?! What the—?!"

Mite, Ender, and Pola were in the house. There were five villagers behind them, quivering in fear.

Cocoa sighed. "What do you guys want?"

"We need you to go out there, kill a villager, and frame Sno," Mite said simply.

"What?! Why?! Aren't we trying to win?!" the cow asked, shocked.

"Face it. There's no way we can win this challenge," Mite answered. "The villains are far better at combat than us. We've accepted that we're gonna lose, and we need Sno to look bad so more contestants vote for her."

Cocoa looked at Pola and Ender. "You guys agree with this?!"

Pola nodded. "I mean, yeah," Ender said. He seemed unsure.

"Well, why do I have to do it?" Cocoa asked. "Why can't it be one of you?"

"You were the last one here, so therefore you have to—"

Suddenly, the door behind Cocoa was broken down, and zombies started filing into the house. Mite, Pola, and Ender brandished swords they had found. "Let's get em!"

They attacked the zombies.

~~~

Cocoa's Confessional (HH)

"I can't believe they want me to sabotage my own teammate! I'm starting to think this alliance isn't even worth it."

~~~

VV

The elevator came back down. "Okay, who's going with the next four?" Ron asked.

"I will," Creep said. "I'd rather not blow myself up fighting zombies."

Four villagers entered the elevator with Creep. He sighed as he remembered that he didn't have arms. "Can one of you press the button for the top floor?"

One of the villagers did, and the elevator moved upwards.

There were a lot of zombies in the lobby now. Jack, Zombieswine, and Agatha were doing all they could to fight the zombies, but were starting to get overrun. Ech and Ron stood protectively in front of the eight remaining villagers, but neither of them had any weapons.

"Can that elevator go any faster?!" Zombieswine yelled.

"It's going as fast as it can!" Ron replied.

"Start helping fight zombies," Ech told the golem. "I'll take the next four up once the elevator comes back down."

Ron nodded. "Thank you." He ran into the horde of zombies and began throwing his arms around, killing them easily.

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HH

Sno ran into the village. "Where did my villager go?!" she asked with worry. "I just saw him!"

As she ran, she saw Mucus sitting in front of a small house. Zombies began to push past him and into the structure. He did nothing to stop them.

"Mucus! What are you doing?!" Sno asked.

The slime looked up. "Huh? Oh. I don't care. This villager is annoying anyway."

They heard the sound of a villager dying. "The heroes have nineteen villagers left!" Herobrine announced. Sno sighed.

"Nothing matters anymore," Mucus mumbled.

"The heroes have eighteen villagers left!"

"That must have been my villager," Sno muttered.

The zombies—and a new zombie villager—pushed past Mucus, out of the house, and ambled toward the forge. Sno began throwing snowballs at them.

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VV

The elevator came back down. Ech ushered four villagers into the elevator with him and pushed the button for the top floor. The elevator began to move upwards.

Ron, Jack, Zombieswine, and Agatha were doing all they could to fight off the zombies, but it was no use. There were too many of them. Some zombies were able to get past the four villains and kill the last four villagers in the lobby.

"Ooh, too bad! The villains have sixteen villagers remaining!" Herobrine announced.

"Notch dang it!" Ron shouted angrily, throwing his arms and smashing several zombies.

The remaining monsters moved to the stairwell and started climbing up, ignoring the other villains.

"How many floors is this building again?" Ron asked. Agatha shrugged.

"At least six," Zombieswine answered.

"Great job. You could be a mathematician," Jack said sarcastically.

"I don't know magic, idiot! That's this old lady!" Zombieswine gestured to Agatha.

"Potions are not magic, fool," the witch replied. The elevator came back down.

"Well. There's four of us left. Let's go up," Ron said. The four villains entered the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor. It began to move upward.

~~~

Jack's Confessional (VV)

"Dude, I'm scared of Agatha. Zombieswine better stop insulting her before he gets us both killed."

~~~

HH

Mag finally made it to the forge, but not before a group of zombies. The magma cube winced as she heard the sounds of two villagers dying.

"It is now tied up! Both teams have sixteen villagers remaining!" Herobrine announced.

Sno ran up to Mag. "Hey, have you seen any other villagers?"

"No," Mag replied. "Hey, I have a small problem."

"Can it wait?"

"Well, no. It's actually a big problem."

"Okay, what is it?"

"I accidentally told Mucus I have a boyfriend," Mag said quickly.

"What? How do you accidentally tell him that?" Sno asked.

"I don't know, he just said something to me and I blurted it out!" Mag explained.

"That explains why he was acting so depressed when I saw him," Sno muttered.

"Oh man, I feel so bad!" Mag cried. "What do I do?!"

"Um, I don't know. Can we figure it out later? We have to save more villagers," Sno said.

"Fine," Mag mumbled. The two girls began searching the village for more villagers.

~~~

Sno's Confessional (HH)

"Mag is my friend and all, but I didn't come back to this show to be a relationship counselor. I came to win."

~~~

VV

Porky and Mooshie had been dueling with swords they found around the village. The two were evenly matched, especially because they both knew every move the other would make. They knew each other too well. But they were still very angry, and would not relent at fighting.

The duo were on the slanted roof of a house as they fought. Porky swung at Mooshie, but he parried it and swung back. Porky countered and ducked under Mooshie's next swing. He then jumped to the roof of the nearest building, which was the forge. Mooshie jumped after him.

They fought and fought. Eventually, Mooshie jumped off the forge and broke one of the cobblestone blocks holding in the lava. When Porky jumped down to face him, he was almost turned into cooked porkchops, but he was able to avoid the lava.

Porky oinked angrily and tackled Mooshie again. They tumbled into the forge, ignoring the zombies and zombie villagers who ignored them back. Porky ran over to the chest inside and opened it. He oinked and took out a flint and steel. He tried lighting Mooshie on fire with it, but missed. Mooshie mooed and took a bucket out of the chest. He ran outside to the lava and collected it in the bucket.

The two babies spent the next several minutes trying to set each other on fire, running all over the village as they did so.

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HH

"Thank you," Moolissa said with relief as the villager finally came back down to the first floor of the church. "Now we can get back to the rest of the team."

She opened the door, and zombies filed in. Moolissa screeched and tried to stop them, but they easily killed the villager.

"The heroes are now down a villager, with fifteen remaining!" Herobrine announced. Moolissa groaned in frustration.

"Moolissa! You seen any villagers lately?" Sno asked. She and Mag had run over to her.

"Besides the one I just got killed, no," Moolissa replied grumpily.

"Have you talked to Cocoa lately?" Mag asked.

"Yeah. He tried to talk to me, but I told him to focus on the challenge for now," Moolissa replied.

"Ooh, smart," Mag said.

"Which is what we should be doing," Sno pointed out.

"What about Mucus?" Moolissa asked Mag, ignoring Sno.

"Uh, I accidentally told him I have a boyfriend," Mag murmured sheepishly.

"How do you accidentally tell him that?"

"It just slipped out!"

"What the Nether..." Sno trailed off, staring into the village. Moolissa and Mag looked where she was looking.

Multiple buildings in the village were on fire.

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VV

Elevator music was playing as the lift moved upward. The four villains stood silently. Jack glanced at Agatha, then awkwardly stepped away from her, closer to Zombieswine. Agatha rolled her eyes.

The door finally opened on the top floor. The villains exited and found Ory, Creep, Ech, and twelve villagers. They were standing in a luxurious office with a polished dark oak desk, some chairs, bookshelves, and floor-to-ceiling windows.

"Where's Joe and his four?" Ron asked with worry.

Ech shrugged. "They were never up here," Ory said. "My group was the first one here."

Ron facepalmed. "I knew this was gonna happen. Where do you guys think he went?"

"I don't know, but if that idiot loses the challenge for us, he's getting voted off," Zombieswine said. A couple of the other villains nodded in agreement.

Ron sighed. "I'm gonna go find him." He ran towards the stairwell.

"Ron, this building is fifty floors. It's gonna take forever to find him," Ory said. "You might as well just leave him to die."

The iron golem looked at the rabbit. "You guys protect these villagers. I'm going to find my friend."

He ran down the stairs.

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HH

The zombies were breaking down the door of the house. Chloe looked at Kain. "Tag team?"

"Sure," the wolf replied as the door was destroyed. Chloe sliced through the first couple zombies that entered the room, then tossed her sword to Kain.

Kain rushed forward and began stabbing the zombies as they entered. "As long as we keep this choke at the doorway, they'll never get past us!" he yelled.

"Right!" Chloe replied, catching the sword as he threw it to her. She sliced through some more zombies.

"Is it just me, or is it really hot in here?" Kain asked.

"Now isn't the time for flirting, Kain," Chloe replied as she killed another zombie and tossed the sword back to him.

"I'm not flirting," Kain said as he whacked the zombies. "It's like, physically hot in here."

Chloe looked at the wall to their left and gasped. The entire wall was engulfed in flames. "Where did that come from?!"

Kain yelped as he saw what she was looking at. "I don't know!"

"Villagers! Stay away from that fire!" Chloe ordered. The ten villagers nodded, pushing themselves as far against the opposite wall as they could.

"That wall is gonna burn down, and zombies are gonna be able to get in that way," Kain realized, passing the sword to Chloe. "We need to fall back to better protect the villagers!"

Chloe glanced to her left and realized some zombies were already walking through the flames and into the house. "Okay! Let's go!"

The two of them raced closer to the villagers and began fighting the zombies from there. Chloe used the sword, and Kain bit and clawed at the zombies.

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VV

Joe and his four villagers were wandering the dark corridors of one of the floors of the building.

"Where are we going, Mr. Joe?" one of the villagers asked.

"To find the treasure!" Joe replied, like it was obvious. "Isn't that what we're here for?"

"I thought we were hiding from the zombie siege," another villager replied.

Joe gasped. "You just made me realize something!"

"What, Mr. Joe?"

"There was a guy on this show that I'm in, who looks exactly like me, but greener!" Joe exclaimed. "He's a zombie-me. But I think he had to go home to be a babysitter or something."

"That's cool, Mr. Joe, but shouldn't we—"

Suddenly, a zombie growl was heard. It was dark in the room, so they couldn't see any zombies. But it was definitely coming from the stairwell.

"Okay guys, get behind me. I'll protect you," Joe said, determined. They were in a narrow corridor, so the zombie would have to get past Joe to get to the other villagers.

"Please don't let us die, Mr. Joe!" one of the villagers pleaded.

"Don't worry." Joe took a sword from an item frame on the wall. "I won't."

He held the sword by the blade, ready to swing the hilt at any zombies that came near.

"Is he holding the sword upside down?" one of the villagers whispered.

"We're all gonna die," another one said.

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HH

Ender, Pola, Mite, and Cocoa were fighting off zombies. It was going pretty well, even though Cocoa didn't have a sword. He was shoving the zombies away from the villagers as much as he could.

Suddenly, the roof was set ablaze. The house they were in wasn't that big, so it would soon be engulfed in flames.

"Cocoa! Break part of the wall and get these five villagers out of here!" Ender yelled.

"Okay!" The cow began to break part of the wall. He turned to the villagers. "You five! Come with me!"

He ran out of the house first to make sure it was safe. None of the zombies had noticed them yet. Cocoa looked around and saw Porky and Mooshie fighting on the roofs of buildings, trying to set each other on fire. He sighed and began to herd the villagers away from the zombie horde.

He met up with Sno, Moolissa, and Mag. "Hey! All the houses are on fire! What do we do?!"

"I don't know," Sno murmured.

"Are there any buildings in this village that aren't made of wood?" Moolissa asked.

Cocoa looked around, and his eyes landed on the well. He turned to the five villagers.

"Can you guys swim?"

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VV

"So we just...sit up here?" Creep asked.

"It'll take the zombies awhile to climb fifty flights of stairs," Agatha answered. She looked out the window. "Probably be close to dawn by the time they get here."

"And we're winning right now, so we just gotta keep it that way," Ory said cheerfully.

"Hopefully that dumb villager doesn't get the dumber villagers killed," Jack said.

"If he does, let's just vote him off," Zombieswine said to the other villains. "What use is he to the team, anyway?"

"He won last challenge for us," Ech pointed out. Zombieswine screamed when the bat spoke. Jack began to snort with laughter.

"Shut up!" the zombie pig yelled. He shoved Jack.

"Hey! Don't shove me!" Jack shoved him back.

"Why you little..." Zombieswine growled. He raised his golden sword behind him. On the backswing, he accidentally hit the window, shattering all of it.

Wind rushed into the room and started sucking the mobs and villagers out. Everyone had to grab onto something so they wouldn't fly out the window.

"Great job, doofus!" Jack yelled.

"You made me do it!" Zombieswine shouted.

"Idiots," Agatha muttered.

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HH

Kain and Chloe stood back to back in the middle of the room, fighting zombies. They tossed the sword back and forth to each other as they fought.

"So, read any good books lately?" Kain asked lightheartedly.

Chloe laughed. "A few! How about you?"

"Yeah, I was reading a lot of romance books between this season and last," Kain said as he sliced through a zombie and tossed the sword back to Chloe.

"Nice! I started to really get into action books and sci-fi!" Chloe said, slicing two zombies' heads off and throwing the sword back to Kain.

"Cool," Kain replied. He jabbed at a zombie, passed the sword back, then bit the zombie, killing it.

The fire continued to spread across the walls.

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VV

"Joe?! Joe?!" Ron called to each floor as he ran down the stairs. "How far down is he?!" he muttered to himself.

The iron golem had run down at least ten floors, and still no Joe. He wondered if that villager was even still in the building.

Ron eventually met up with the zombies that were making their way to the top. He started to kill them, but then decided the other villains could handle them. He shoved through the zombies instead, still calling Joe's name.

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HH

"Okay, get in," Cocoa said.

"You want us to get in the well?" one of the five villagers asked.

Cocoa nodded. "It's the safest way. The four of us will protect the outside of the well."

"And if any zombies get past you, we're dead," another of the villagers pointed out.

"Don't worry, that won't happen," Moolissa reassured them. "Now get in the well!"

The villagers looked into the cobblestone hole, unsure of themselves. Mag pushed them all in.

By this time, the zombies had noticed the villagers and were now ambling toward the well.

"Alright, everyone take a side and don't let any zombies get past you!" Cocoa said.

"This better work," Moolissa muttered.

"Sno? Are you okay?" Mag asked.

The snow golem wasn't throwing any snowballs, even though zombies were coming toward her.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Sno mumbled. She was staring at the burning buildings nearby.

"She's not fine," Moolissa observed.

"Mucus!" Mag called out to the slime, who was down the street. "Get over here and help us!"

"Why can't your boyfriend help you?!" Mucus yelled back.

"You have a boyfriend?" Cocoa asked Mag.

"Long story," the magma cube replied. "Just get over here!" she shouted to Mucus.

The slime grumbled and hopped over to Sno's side. Then, the zombies were upon them.

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VV

Porky and Mooshie were still trying to set each other on fire. But now pretty much every building was on fire, so it was difficult for both of them to stay unscathed.

Mooshie mooed angrily at him and tried pouring the lava on Porky. The baby pig dodged it and tried lighting the block under the baby mooshroom on fire with his flint and steel, but Mooshie dodged it.

They were then forced to jump off the house they were on because of the flames. Mooshie scooped the lava back into his bucket before he did, and chased after Porky. The two of them ran into the cobblestone church, which wasn't flammable. Porky took his sword back out and began to swing at Mooshie. Mooshie was forced to bring his sword back out and counter.

The two babies climbed to the roof of the church and dueled up there. The entire village was burning around the two babies as they fought as hard as they could, both trying to kill each other.

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HH

Ender, Mite, and Pola ran out of zombies to kill. All the zombies had left, uninterested because there were no villagers anymore. The house was on fire, so the three exited it. They looked around the village, and saw most of the heroes circling the well.

"Did they put the villagers in the well?" Pola asked. "That's a terrible idea."

"Well, everything else is on fire," Ender pointed out.

Cocoa, Moolissa, Mag, Mucus, and Sno were starting to become overrun by the zombies. They all fought diligently, but none of them had actual weapons, so the zombies were starting to overpower them.

"Should we help them?" Pola asked.

Mite shook her head. "Look at Sno. She's barely even helping. I'm gonna go point that out. We're still losing, so we need to try to get her voted out."

"What should we do?" Ender asked.

"Pretend you're still fighting zombies," Mite answered. She slithered away.

Pola looked at the horizon. "Hey, it looks like the sun is almost coming up."

"Finally," Ender said. "This has been one exhausting night."

Mite climbed on top of the well. "Guys! Sno isn't even helping fight the zombies! What a useless member of the team!"

"What?" Moolissa asked. "Mite, why aren't you helping?"

Mite jumped down and began slicing through zombies with her sword. "I am helping. But Sno is barely doing anything! Talk about useless."

Sno didn't say anything. She was still staring at the flaming buildings.

Mite nudged Cocoa. "Maybe we should all vote Sno off! Don't you think, Cocoa?!"

Cocoa threw a zombie off of him. "Oh, uh, yeah. Definitely."

Moolissa raised an eyebrow.

~~~

Mite's Confessional (HH)

"The plan is working perfectly."

~~~

VV

Zombies started to arrive on the top floor, but they were immediately sucked out of the window because of all the wind.

"See, told you all that was a good idea!" Zombieswine said proudly.

More and more zombies began doing the same as the first one, flying out of the building. One, however, managed to grab one of the villagers as it flew and took him with it. Ory screamed in horror.

"The villains are down to fifteen zombies! It's tied up again! And the sun is almost up!" Herobrine announced.

"Great job, Zombieswine," Creep said sarcastically.

"Make yourselves useful and guard the villagers so that doesn't happen again!" Agatha ordered the two with the swords.

"You can't tell me what to do," Zombieswine muttered.

Another zombie almost managed to grab a villager as it flew, but Ech knocked it away from him.

"Okay, fine." Zombieswine and Jack hung on to shelves near the villagers and struck any zombies that flew by them, knocking them away from the villagers.

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HH

Kain was starting to get overrun by zombies. "Sword!" he yelled out. Chloe hurled the sword toward him, stabbing a zombie in the process. Kain yanked the blade out of it and swung at the crowd around him, injuring several zombies. Chloe began to scratch the zombies that came near her.

Meanwhile, the rest of the house was starting to catch fire. The villagers whimpered as the flames came closer to them.

"I don't know how much longer we can keep this up!" Kain said, stabbing through a zombie.

"Sword!" Chloe shouted. Kain tossed it to her, and she whirled through a group of zombies. "You're right. There are only two of us, and the zombies just keep coming."

"Kinda reminds me of the last time we were trapped in a house together fighting zombies," Kain said after biting a zombie, killing it.

"You mean when we eventually gave up and let them all eat us?" Chloe asked, stabbing another zombie.

"Yeah," Kain said. "There's nothing more we can do." He stopped fighting the zombies and let them walk past him.

"I guess you're right." Chloe stopped, too.

The floor was on fire between the villagers and the zombies, so all of the zombies died before they got to the villagers. But eventually a couple got through before burning to death. Two villagers were killed.

"The heroes are now losing, with thirteen villagers remaining!" Herobrine announced.

"I feel bad for doing this," Chloe said.

"Me too," Kain replied.

Instead of staring into each other's eyes like last season, the two heroes watched the zombies burn themselves to death trying to get to the villagers.

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VV

Joe was not doing well against the zombies. He had managed to kill a couple—after he realized he was holding the sword wrong—but more and more were coming, and there was only one of him.

"Mr. Joe..." one of the villagers said warily.

"Don't worry, guys! I can handle this!" Joe swung at a zombie, completely missing. It pushed past him, aiming for the other villagers. Joe charged at it and stabbed it in the back. The zombie died, and Joe turned around. Two more zombies pushed past him.

"No! Stop!" Joe yelled. He swung as fast as he could, but it was no use. The zombies began attacking the villagers. "Noooo!" Joe tried his best, but the zombies killed the other four villagers.

"The villains are now down to eleven villagers! And there are only a few minutes left until dawn!" Herobrine announced.

Joe sank to the ground, crying. "WHYYYYYY?!" he howled. "I couldn't save my friends!"

Suddenly, the zombies in the room turned their sights on Joe, who was also a villager. They began to attack him. Joe stood up and swung at them with his sword. "You guys killed my people!" Joe began killing the zombies, but more and more of them kept coming.

"JOE!" a voice called from the stairwell.

"I'm in here!" Joe shouted. The zombies were attacking him from all angles. He hit them with the sword, but he was no match for all the zombies.

But then, a large being ran into the room and smashed all of the zombies. Ron looked at Joe. "Don't you ever run off on me again."

Joe nodded, tears streaming down my face. "I couldn't save them. I had a sword, but...I couldn't do it."

"It's okay, Joe. You did your best," Ron said. He stared at the villager. "Iron Man is proud of you."

Joe smiled back.

~~~

Ron's Confessional (VV)

"Wow, I was really worried about Joe. I didn't realize I cared so much about him."

~~~

Joe's Confessional (VV)

"Iron Man is such a supportive friend!"

~~~

"The sun is up!" Herobrine announced. "The heroes still have thirteen villagers surviving, and the villains only have eleven, so the heroes win!"

Jack looked at all of the other villains on the top floor. "Joe got all four of his villagers killed. Useless."

Zombieswine nodded in agreement.

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The heroes sighed in relief as the zombies all burned to death in the daylight. Cocoa looked down the well. "Woohoo! Thanks for swimming, guys!"

Mite hit him. "What?" Cocoa asked. Mite was about to speak, but Moolissa walked up to them. Mite slithered away.

"What was that about?" Moolissa asked.

"Not sure. But I do have something to tell you," Cocoa said. "But I'll tell you later. After elimination, outside of the cabin."

Moolissa nodded.

~~~

Mite's Confessional (HH)

"I'm actually upset we won, which is why I hit Cocoa for celebrating. Now we have to make Sno look bad for another challenge to get her eliminated. Ugh!"

~~~

"Those two set this entire village on fire, and they're still fighting," Ender said, pointing to Porky and Mooshie, who were still dueling on top of the church.

"Yeah, they do stuff like that a lot," Pola replied. "You should've seen them when they were hacking."

"They...what?"

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Sno was still staring at the burning buildings. She snapped out of it as she felt reality being warped around them again, as Herobrine was bringing them back to their time in the End.

Just before she felt herself go back, she thought she saw glowing white eyes staring at her from inside a burning building. They seemed to follow her as they traveled through the time warp.

But, they were gone as soon as Sno found herself back in the End. She blinked, confused.

~~~

Sno's Confessional (HH)

"Isn't Herobrine the only one with glowing white eyes? Why would he have been inside a burning building? I must be seeing things."

~~~

Agatha's Confessional (VV)

"I don't care what Jack and Zombieswine say about voting off Joe. I'm voting off Zombieswine for the things he's said. He also got one of our villagers killed, so hopefully other people will vote him, too.

~~~

Herobrine snapped his fingers. The Villainous Villagers appeared around the campfire. The Heroic Horses appeared in the nearby gallery.

"Well that was a fun challenge!" Herobrine said cheerfully.

The mobs groaned.

"You're all lame," Herobrine said. "Villains, you lost. If I call your name and toss you an Eye of Ender, you are safe."

"Creep."

"Jack."

"Ory."

"Ron."

"Ech."

"Agatha."

"Mooshie."

"Porky."

It was down to Joe and Zombieswine. Joe looked around nervously. Zombieswine glared at Jack.

"The last safe mob is..."

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"Zombieswine."

"Ha!" the zombie pigman said triumphantly.

"Joe, you're going home," Herobrine said.

Joe sighed. "Okay. Can I say bye first?"

"Um, sure?" Herobrine asked.

Joe walked over to Ron, who was looking at him sadly.

"I, Ron Golem, am really gonna miss you, buddy," Ron said.

"And I, Joe Villager, will miss you more. But don't be sad that I am gone. Be happy that I am!"

Ron waited for Joe to explain why, but he didn't. The iron golem chuckled and pulled Joe into a hug. "Take care of everyone at JoeCorp."

"I will. Herobrine told me he resurrected all my friends!" Joe said as they pulled away.

Ron smiled. "That's good."

"Well. See you later, Iron Man!" Joe said.

Herobrine snapped his fingers, and the villager was teleported into the Toilet Portal of Shame.

"How does it feel to go home, Joe?" the host asked.

"I thought this means I win the million emeralds?" Joe asked.

"Uh—"

"I'm kidding! I was making a reference to the first season, you big dummy!" Joe laughed. "I don't need a million emeralds, because I already have a lot of emeralds back home with JoeCorp!"

"Alright. Well have fun with that, Joe," Herobrine said.

"You too, Hero! Bye everyone! I'm a unicorn!" Joe shouted as Herobrine flushed him out of the End.

Herobrine teleported over to the Heroic Horses. "Who's going to Dragon Island?"

None of the heroes said anything at first. Then, Mite spoke up. "Cocoa said he wants to go!"

"What? No I d—"

"Cocoa it is!" Herobrine interrupted the cow. He snapped his fingers, and Cocoa disappeared.

~~~

Cocoa's Confessional (HH)

"Dang it! Now I can't confess everything to Moolissa!"

~~~

Moolissa's Confessional (HH)

"Cocoa told me he was gonna tell me what was going on after elimination, but then said he wanted to go to Dragon Island? He must've done that on purpose. What is going on with him...?"

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Mite's Confessional (HH)

"I can tell Cocoa is going to tell Moolissa about our alliance. I can't let him do that."

~~~

"What more do I have in store for the mobs? Will Cocoa ever get to confess his sins to Moolissa? Will Mag tell Mucus she was lying about having a boyfriend? And why are Kain and Chloe suddenly friends again? There's way too much relationship stuff going on. It's gross. Find out next time, on The End of Total Drama Minecraft: All Stars!" Herobrine said.

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Rip Joe :(

Sorry for not updating in like three months. All three of us are at fault.

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