"Last time on The End of Total Drama Minecraft: All Stars, we traveled back to the first ever version of Minecraft! The two teams had to build an arena full of hiding places and then hide from the seekers: Skelly and Spidey. At first it looked like the Heroic Horses would win, but then three heroes—Jesse included—got stuck in the hole dug by Jesse, and were tagged by Skelly at the last second. So, the Villainous Villagers won, and the heroes sent Jesse home. Joe volunteered to go to Dragon Island for the night. What dramatic drama will happen this episode? Find out right now, on The End of Total Drama Minecraft: All Stars!" Herobrine said.

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Heroic Horses (11): Ender, Moolissa, Sno, Silvester, Chloe, Mucus, Cocoa, Mite, Pola, Mag, Kain

Villainous Villagers (11): Ron, Jack, Creep, Agatha, Porky, Zupay, Mooshie, Zombieswine, Ory, Joe, Ech

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Joe was walking around the End. He hadn't found the idol yet, because he forgot that he was supposed to be searching. He was just walking around, having a good time.

The villager was so busy distracted by nothing, he hadn't even realized that he was starting to walk up a slope.

"Hey, why is everything getting lower?" Joe asked no one. He looked down and saw he was standing on something black. It didn't look like a Minecraft block, though. Joe shrugged and kept walking until he reached the very top of whatever he was on.

Joe looked down again and realized he was standing on the head of the sleeping Ender Dragon.

The villager screamed, waking up the dragon. He raised his head, causing Joe to fly off of him and fall on the endstone.

Dragon was about to end the man's whole career by blasting him with purple fire, but remembered what his son told him. He grumbled to himself and went back to sleep.

Joe didn't get back up.

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The next day...

HH

"I think the AGA is going well," Mite said to the girls. "We eliminated our first target. Now we have to decide who we want to target next."

None of the girls responded. One of them grunted and turned over in her bed.

Mite sighed and slithered out of the room. Pola watched her go, and followed her a few seconds later.

The polar bear entered the common room to find Mite sitting on one of the chairs, staring at the wall. She seemed to be thinking hard.

"Hey," Pola said. "You okay?"

Mite nodded without looking at her, but didn't say anything.

"You don't look okay."

The endermite sighed. "I'm trying my best to have an alliance that cares, but none of the girls seem to."

"I do," Pola said.

"Thanks, but an alliance with two people isn't really helpful."

Suddenly, the boys' door slammed open, and Ender flew out. He looked at the two girls.

"Oh hey. What's going on?" the dragon asked.

"Nothing," Pola said immediately. Mite studied Ender curiously.

"Okay. Mucus and Kain are talking about their ex's in there, and I can't handle all that. So imma sit out here," Ender explained.

"Alright," Pola said guardedly.

Ender sat down on a chair. Mite studied him for a few more seconds, and was about to say something when the door to the guys' room opened again. This time, Cocoa walked out. He seemed surprised to see people in the common room.

"Uh, hey," he greeted. "Do you guys know if Moolissa is awake yet?"

"She's not," Pola answered. Mite studied Cocoa curiously as well. She started looking back and forth between Pola, Cocoa, and Ender.

"Okay, thanks," Cocoa said. "I guess I'll just...go back in there..." He began to walk back towards the guys room.

"Wait!" Mite suddenly burst out, causing the other three to jump.

"What?" Cocoa asked.

"Look around. What do all four of us have in common?" Mite asked.

The other three looked at each other, bewildered.

"Uh...we're all heroes?" Ender tried.

"Besides that!"

"We all...have eyes?" Cocoa suggested.

"No! Well, yes, but no!"

"We all suffer from an immense fear of sponges?" Pola said with wide eyes.

"What? No! We all got second place!" Mite said with excitement.

"Oh," Pola sighed in relief, "You mean like we all got to the finale of a season?"

Mite nodded her head vigorously. "We're arguably the best four competitors here, because we all made it the farthest."

"So what are you saying?" Pola asked.

"I'm saying the four of us should be in an alliance!" Mite exclaimed. "We'll be unstoppable!"

"That's a great idea!" Ender agreed. "I'm in."

Pola shrugged. "Sure, I'm in. It sounds fun."

They all looked at Cocoa, who was still near the guys' door. He looked at all of them hesitantly. "I mean...I don't really feel comfortable joining an alliance without Moolissa."

"Oh come on!" Mite said. "Without you, the Second Place Alliance, or the SPA, won't be complete! We need you!"

"Strength in numbers, man," Ender added. "If we don't do this, the other girls will eliminate all of us guys one by one."

Cocoa sighed. "Okay, I guess. I'm in."

"Yay!" Pola cheered.

"Excellent!" Mite said happily. "Okay, first order of business of SPA—who to eliminate next. I think—"

Suddenly, the guys' door opened again, and Silvester slithered out. He looked at the four mobs, who were looking at him like they were hiding something.

"Sup?" Ender said.

"I can't handle those two talking about their failed relationships any longer. I'm gonna stay out here until the challenge," the silverfish explained.

"Understandable," Cocoa replied as Silvester sat in a chair.

The five of them sat in awkward silence.

~~~

Mite's Confessional (HH)

"I'm so happy I have a new alliance. All three of my alliance-mates made it to the finale of their season, which means they have to have been strategic in some way. So they'll actually be useful, unlike the AGA."

~~~

Cocoa's Confessional (HH)

"I mean, I guess it's good to have alliances, because I want to win this season. But Moolissa obviously isn't invited because she didn't get second place in a season, and I don't know if I want to keep secrets from her."

~~~

VV

Ory was in the common room of the villain cabin. Agatha had asked for some privacy so she and Zupay could talk to their son on the phone, which she happily gave them. The rabbit was sitting peacefully on a chair, when suddenly the guys' door opened, and two mobs burst out, fighting.

At first, Ory thought it was Porky and Mooshie, because the two play-fought all the time, and were very immature. But nope, it was Jack and Zombieswine.

"Shut up! I'm way better at this show than you are!" Zombieswine yelled, shoving Jack.

Jack shoved him back. "No you're not! You got thirteenth place in your first season!"

"Yeah, but I got third place in my second season!" Zombieswine boasted. "Bet you can't say the same!"

"Actually, I can!" Jack shot back. "Third place in my first season, and ninth in my second season. Which is way better than what you got!"

"Thirteen is higher than nine, dummy!"

"Hey, can you guys argue somewhere else? I'm trying to—" Ory started, but she was cut off.

"You are the dumbest mob I have ever met!" Jack yelled at Zombieswine.

"At least I know how to do basic math!" Zombieswine said proudly.

Ory sighed and decided to try going back into the girls room to avoid all the yelling.

As soon as she opened the door, however, she was blasted with the yells of Agatha at her husband.

"How could you leave without child proofing the fridge?! Did you really expect Zombee to know how to childproof something?! We need to Zombee-proof things! And now Zippy got into the fridge because of you! This is all your fa—!"

Ory closed the door. Zombieswine and Jack were still yelling at each other, so she decided to try the guys' room.

As soon as she opened that door, however, she was spun around as Porky and Mooshie raced past her. The two were jumping off beds and running around, playing tag. Creep was yelling at them to stop while Ron watched with a bored expression.

Ory grumbled under her breath and left the cabin.

~~~

Ory's Confessional (VV)

"I can't stand anyone on this team! I think I'm gonna go crazy!"

~~~

"Challenge time!" Herobrine announced. He snapped his fingers, and the twenty-two remaining mobs appeared in front of him, including Joe.

"Did you find the idol?" Mite asked.

"The what?" Joe replied, cocking his head.

"Okay, mobs," Herobrine said. "Today, we are moving forward to Minecraft 1.0! A lot of stuff was added between the last version we went to and 1.0, so hold onto your hats!"

Agatha grabbed her hat.

Herobrine snapped his fingers, and everything around the mobs distorted as reality was warped.

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They reappeared in a Nether fortress.

"Ew, this place again?" Mucus asked.

"Oh no," Sno whispered.

"Hey!" Ron shouted at Herobrine. "We can't be here! She'll melt, remember?"

Herobrine sighed and snapped his fingers. A tiny cloud appeared above Sno and snowed on her. "There. Now she won't melt."

"You couldn't have done that during season two?!" Ron asked angrily.

Herobrine ignored him. "Now, the Nether existed before this version, but Nether fortresses were added in 1.0, which is why we're here."

"Yes!" Zombieswine cheered. He turned to Jack. "Ya see that? We're in my territory now! You're going down!"

All the mobs that were on season two groaned as he said that.

"We're on the same team, idiot," Jack said.

"Why do you guys never let me explain things?" Herobrine asked, shaking his head. "Anyway, another thing added in 1.0 was enchanting!" He snapped his fingers again, and an enchanting table appeared behind him, with stacks of bookshelves around it.

"Enchanting sounds fun," Silvester commented.

"So, in today's challenge, your teams will have to search the fortress for weapons and armor while avoiding the Nether monsters that will probably attack you. After ten minutes, each team will get to put one enchantment on each piece of armor or weapon you have. As you all know, though, the enchantment will be random, because that's how enchanting tables work. Lastly, there will be eleven duels between the two teams, as there are eleven mobs per team. Whichever team wins more duels wins the challenge," Herobrine explained. "Any questions?"

"No, I'm ready to go!" Zombieswine was pumped.

"Begin!"

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HH

The two teams charged forward, some shoving each other in order to get an advantage.

Sno was running alongside her teammates when Ron appeared next to her. "About time we got to spend some time together."

"As long as Herobrine doesn't pit us against each other." Sno smiled, grabbing his hand and squeezing. "Although I'd totally beat you."

"I, Ron Golem, bet you'd turn me into ingots." He smiled back.

The teams started splitting up down different corridors. There was a chest down the main hallway, which Ender got to first. He opened it up, and found an iron helmet.

"Nice." He was tempted to put it on to help protect him from the hostile nether mobs, but he figured it would be best to save the durability for the fighting.

Up ahead, Mite and Pola continued running down the hallway together. They turned left, along with Agatha and Creep. There was a chest, but a medium sized magma cube was hopping between it and the contestants.

"Mag?" Pola called out.

The magma cube said nothing.

"Guess not." Mite shrugged. She charged forward.

Suddenly, the cube was hit with something, and particles started coming off of it.

"Get back, those are strength particles!" Pola called out.

Mite stopped, but instead of going back, she waited. The magma cube jumped toward her once, then twice. When it jumped one final time, Mite slithered underneath it, and continued quickly to the chest. The cube looked at her, then back at the others. It started after the three.

"Seriously?" Creep asked his teammate. "Is that allowed?"

Agatha shrugged. "I mean, it's not on myself."

Herobrine appeared, waving himself with a makeshift paper fan. "I forgot how hot it was here. But yeah, as long as she doesn't use them in the fighting portion, I don't see why she can't use potions." He paused to think. "But not harming or poison." Herobrine disappeared.

Agatha grumbled something in annoyance.

The magma cube was almost on top of them. Pola charged, and slammed into its side. It fell back into the wall, and broke into four small ones. The three easily killed those mobs.

"What were we even doing again?" Creep asked.

"'Scuse me." Mite was slithering past with a diamond sword in her mouth.

Creep and Agatha sighed.

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VV

"Get out of my way!" Zombieswine yelled at Jack. The two of them were running towards a chest in a narrow hallway in the Nether fortress.

"I saw that chest first!" Jack shouted.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

They reached the chest and slapped each other over who would get to open it.

"I live in the Nether, so I deserve to open that chest," Zombieswine explained.

"Yeah, well I've done better in these shows than you have, so I deserve it more," Jack countered.

The two continued arguing as Silvester slithered up, opened the chest, grabbed the stone sword that was inside, and slithered away.

Neither Jack nor Zombieswine noticed.

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HH

"This way, babe!" Cocoa called. He turned a corner in the fortress. Moolissa rushed to follow him.

She entered a room full of Nether wart, but didn't see her boyfriend anywhere. She had only been a few seconds behind him, how could he have disappeared?

"Cocoa?" she called out. She began to walk through the room, looking around warily.

Suddenly, Cocoa popper out from behind a nether brick pillar. "Boo!"

Moolissa jumped. "Don't do that!" the mooshroom exclaimed, lightly hitting him. "You know I get scared easily."

Cocoa chuckled as they continued walking. "I love you."

"I love you more," Moolissa replied with a wink.

"I love you most," Cocoa said absentmindedly. He was looking around the room.

"Are you okay?" Moolissa asked.

Cocoa looked at her and hesitated for a second. "Yeah. I'm fine. Look, a chest!"

The two of them walked over to the chest. Moolissa opened it. Inside were leather pants, chainmail boots, a wooden axe, and a golden sword.

"You take the boots and sword. I'll take the pants and axe," Cocoa said.

Moolissa shook her head. "You have a better chance at winning your duel than I do. You take the better stuff."

"If you insist," Cocoa replied with a shrug. The two of them took their items.

~~~

Moolissa's Confessional (HH)

"Is Cocoa hiding something from me? I mean, he only hesitated for a second, so I don't want to be jumping to conclusions about anything. But then again, why did he hesitate at all?"

~~~

VV

Joe was wandering around on an open bridge on the Nether fortress.

"I've missed this place so much!" The villager said happily.

He continued walking. There was a netherrack wall next to him with glowing orange blocks.

"Hm. I don't remember these blocks last time I was here," Joe said. "But I love them!" He tried hugging the magma blocks.

"Ow!" The villager jumped away from them. "How dare you?!"

He began to square up with the wall when suddenly, he was picked up from behind and rushed across the bridge and into the fortress.

Joe looked down to see Porky and Mooshie carrying him through the fortress.

"Oh. Hello."

Porky oinked. Mooshie mooed.

The three of them crashed into someone that was standing still, and the three of them sprawled to the ground. Joe coughed and got up. He looked at the newcomer, who was still standing.

It was a wither skeleton.

Joe screamed, but the wither skeleton didn't move. Porky and Mooshie inspected him, then began dancing around him. Joe watched them, then happily danced with them.

Porky oinked.

Mooshie mooed.

Joe ran into the wall.

Witton did not move.

There was a chest nearby, but the three of them ignored it.

Then, more newcomers entered the room. They were more wither skeletons, but these ones looked angry.

Porky and Mooshie immediately stopped dancing and opened the nearby chest. Porky equipped a golden sword and diamond boots, and Mooshie equipped golden leggings and a diamond sword. The two of them charged at the four wither skeletons and killed them all, except Witton.

Joe stood up. "Wow, you guys are really good at that!"

Porky and Mooshie handed the villager iron leggings and a wooden sword. Joe took them with wonder.

Then, the three of them hugged Witton and walked away.

Witton did not move.

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HH

Mag was hopping through the fortress alone. She was happy. Nether fortresses were here home.

"Mag?" came a voice.

The magma cube turned around to see a blaze hovering behind her.

"Oh my Notch! Blaise! I'm so happy to see you!" Mag exclaimed.

"What are you doing here?" Blaise asked as the two hugged. "I thought you were on Total Drama again?"

"I still am," Mag answered. "Our challenge right now is to find chests with weapons and armor."

"Oh, I got you. Follow me," Blaise instructed. As the two traveled through the fortress, the blaze asked, "So what's going on? Got any tea for me? How's the show been?"

"Awful," Mag replied. "Mucus is back too, and he still hasn't moved on."

"Dang, really? It's been, like, three years."

"I know, right?! I wish he'd leave me alone."

"Just tell him you have a boyfriend," Blaise suggested. "That usually curves guys pretty quickly."

"But I don't have a boyfriend," Mag replied with a frown.

Blaise shrugged. "Lie."

"I guess I could," the magma cube said. "That seems kinda mean, though."

Blaise shrugged again. "Here's the chest."

Mag opened it and took out a golden helmet and an iron sword. "This'll do. Thanks, girl!"

"No prob," Blaise replied. "Good luck with the rest of the show girly! And remember, you have a boyfriend!"

~~~

Mag's Confessional (HH)

"Saying I have a boyfriend will definitely get Mucus to leave me alone, but I also don't want to be mean to him. And that seems mean."

~~~

VV

"Give me that!" Zombieswine snatched a wooden sword out of Jack's grip. "Here, you can have this lame one." He tossed a different wooden sword at Jack.

Jack rolled his eyes as he equipped golden boots from the second chest they had found.

"Loser," Zombieswine said as he equipped a golden chestplate.

"Says the one who got thirteenth place in his first season," Jack coughed.

"Hey! Shut up!"

Ory was hopping by as the two continued yelling. She sighed to herself. "Those two never stop yelling at each other."

"Yeah. I'm starting to ship them," Ech, who was nearby, said. Ory jumped.

"Sorry. You scared me," she chuckled.

"I can tell," the bat replied. "There's a chest down the next hallway that still has some stuff. I got a golden helmet and an iron axe from it."

"Okay, thanks!" Ory said cheerfully. "You're the only sane person on our team."

"I agree," Ech replied as he flew away.

Ory hopped over to the chest Ech was talking about and pulled out diamond leggings and a golden axe.

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HH

Chloe was walking across an open bridge on the fortress, when she suddenly heard a ghast scream. The ocelot sprinted inside the fortress without looking, and heard a fireball explode on the bridge behind her.

"Aw man! I thought for sure I'd get that one!" a whiny voice wailed. "My family is gonna kill me."

Chloe ignored Kat and opened a chest nearby. Inside was a diamond sword and a diamond helmet. The ocelot grinned and equipped them both.

There were zombie pigmen nearby, but Chloe ignored them. They were minding their own business, grunting to each other.

"Chloe! Watch out!" Kain came running in, diamond helmet on and golden sword swinging at the pigmen, who weren't hurting her. The six zombie pigmen targeted Kain as soon as he hit one of them. He ran away, taking the pigmen with him.

Chloe rolled her eyes.

~~~

Kain's Confessional (HH)

"Three sacrifices for Chloe in three challenges? This has to be some kind of record! She's gotta like me after this."

~~~

VV

Zupay turned a corner to see Agatha rummaging through a chest. He ran up and scared her.

Agatha jumped and threw a potion at him. Zupay flew backwards and hit the wall.

"Ow! What was that?!"

Agatha shrugged. "Sorry. Reflex."

The zombie villager stood up slowly, rubbing his back. "I'm getting too old for this."

"You're right," the witch replied. "You should go home and rest. In fact, I'll make sure you do after this challenge. Ya know, so you can watch our kid!"

Zupay sighed. "I love you."

Agatha didn't reply. She pulled out a leather chestplate and a stone sword and equipped them.

"Is there anything left in there?" Zupay asked.

"Nope." Agatha walked away.

"I love you!" Zupay called after her. She didn't reply. He sighed and walked the other way. After awhile, he found Creep rummaging through a chest.

"You ever feel like your wife doesn't love you?" Zupay asked.

Creep pulled out a chainmail chestplate and an iron sword and equipped them. "Nope."

"Well, I do." Zupay opened the chest and pulled out a diamond sword and helmet.

"Those were in there?" Creep sighed.

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HH

Pola opened a chest and pulled out a wooden axe and leather boots. She sighed. "I guess this is the best I can do."

Mucus was nearby. He opened a chest across from it and pulled out a leather helmet and wooden axe. He equipped them.

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HH/VV

"Enjoying your snow cloud?" Ron asked. He and Sno were walking through the fortress, hand in hand.

"Of course," Sno smiled. "This place bring back memories."

"Bad ones," Ron replied. "I wish we could've been happy like this in season two."

"Me too," Sno replied. "We're happy now, though. Right?"

"Besides the fact that we're on different teams, I'm the happiest iron golem on the planet," Ron said, tapping his girlfriend's nose.

Sno giggled. "I really wish we could be on the same team. But if you think about it, with us being on different teams, we'll have better chances at making it to the merge and winning this season."

"I guess you're right," Ron replied. "Hey look, a chest!"

The two of them opened it together. Sno pulled out an iron chestplate and handed it to Ron.

"Really?" he asked. "I'm made of iron."

Sno laughed. "I know! That's why it's funny! Put it on."

Ron sighed and put it on. Sno giggled and put on the chainmail chestplate that was also inside. She also took out the iron sword. "You can have the bow and arrows."

The iron golem took them. "Thank you, m'lady."

"You are very welcome, your majesty."

The two of them laughed.

"Time's up!" Herobrine's voice announced. "Let's begin the enchanting!"

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"To enchant something, you place it on the enchanting table, ideally with bookshelves around it, and use lapis lazuli to get a random enchant on your weapon or armor," Herobrine explained. "I have provided the lapis. Each of you will get two enchantments, one on your weapon, and one on your piece of armor."

"Yay! Magic!" Joe shouted.

"Now, since this episode is already pretty long and Todd is tired of writing it, this section of the challenge will be a montage!" Herobrine said. "Let's go!" He snapped his fingers.

"Yay! Montages!" Joe yelled.

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HH

Ender placed his iron helmet on the enchantment table. It popped out with a purple glow. "Mending? That's useless in a duel! Herobrine!"

"I never said you'd get a useful enchantment," Herobrine replied with a shrug.

Ender sighed and placed his diamond axe on the table. It popped out with a purple glow as well.

"Smite. Hm." The dragon glanced at Zupay and Zombieswine.

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Mite placed her chainmail helmet on the enchantment table.

"Protection. Nice," she said. She placed her diamond sword on as well. "Looting. Dang, that's useless in this situation."

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Silvester placed his iron helmet on the table. "Respiration. I don't suppose we'll be doing our duel underwater, Herobrine?"

"There is no water in the Nether," Herobrine replied simply.

Silvester sighed and placed his stone sword on the table. "Sharpness. Alright!"

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Mucus placed his leather helmet on the table. "Aqua affinity?" He placed his wooden axe on the table as well. "Silk touch?! This table is rigged!"

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Mag placed her golden helmet on the table. "Projectile protection. That could be good." She placed her iron sword on the table. "Sharpness! Great!"

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Sno enchanted her chainmail chestplate. "Thorns! Awesome!" She enchanted her iron sword. "Looting. Not awesome."

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Cocoa enchanted his chainmail boots. "Fire protection! Woohoo!"

He placed his golden sword on the table. "Please get unbreaking, please get unbreaking," he whispered.

He took the sword after enchanting it. "Unbreaking! Yes! I got this duel in the bag!"

Jack scoffed.

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Moolissa enchanted her leather pants. "Mending. Okay..." She enchanted her wooden axe. "Fire aspect? That's pretty cool."

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Chloe enchanted her diamond helmet and got fire protection. She smiled and enchanted her diamond sword. She got sharpness. Chloe grinned.

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Kain placed his diamond helmet on the table. "Please get something cool so I can impress Chloe," he murmured.

He got respiration, and sighed. He placed his almost-broken golden sword that he had been using against the pigmen on the table. He got knockback.

"Yes!" he cheered.

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Pola enchanted her leather boots. "Protection on these tiny things? Well, I guess that's better than nothing."

She enchanted her wooden axe. "Sharpness on this weak thing? I guess that's also better than nothing."

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VV

Creep placed his chainmail chestplate on the table. "Blast protection. Ha, ha. Very funny."

He placed his iron sword on the table. "Knockback. This enchantment table is full of jokes, huh?"

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Zupay enchanted his diamond chestplate. "Protection. Cool." He enchanted his diamond sword. "Fire aspect. Nice."

"You have better stuff than everyone on the heroes team!" Agatha called out. "It'll be embarrassing if you lose in your duel!"

Zupay sighed.

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Agatha enchanted her leather chestplate. "Projectile protection. Too bad none of the heroes have anything that shoot projectiles."

She enchanted her stone sword. "Bane of arthropods. Hmm..." She glanced at Silvester and Mite.

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Zombieswine threw his golden chestplate on the enchanting table. "Gimme something good!"

He got unbreaking. "Yes! Now this will never break! I'll definitely win!"

He enchanted his wooden sword, and also got unbreaking. "Watch out, heroes! You can't defeat me!"

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Joe placed his iron leggings on the table. "Projection? I can project things with my pants!"

"That says protection, Joe," Ron said.

"Oh." The villager enchanted his wooden sword. "Who is Smith?"

"That says smite," Ron said.

"Oh."

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Ron placed his iron chestplate on the table. "Fire protection. Cool." He placed his bow on the table. Nothing happened.

Herobrine appeared. "Oops, sorry! Bow enchantments didn't exist yet in 1.0!"

"Of course," Ron sighed.

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Jack placed his golden boots on the table. "Depth strider? What's with all these underwater enchants?"

"Ha! Loser!" Zombieswine yelled.

Jack rolled his eyes and enchanted his wooden sword. "Knockback? Come here, Zombieswine!"

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Ech placed his golden helmet on the enchantment table. "Aqua affinity. Okay." He enchanted his golden axe. "Fire aspect? Nice."

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Porky oinked and enchanted his diamond boots. He got feather falling. He oinked again and enchanted his golden sword. He got bane of arthropods and snorted in an upset manner.

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Mooshie mooed and enchanted his golden leggings. He got thorns and mooed happily. He enchanted his diamond sword and got unbreaking. Mooshie turned and mooed at Porky, gloating. Porky oinked angrily and tackled him.

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Ory placed her diamond leggings on the enchantment table. "Unbreaking? I don't think diamond leggings break very easily, but okay."

She enchanted her golden axe. "Sharpness. I'll take it."

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"What a beautiful montage!" Herobrine said. "Now, let's get to the duels!" All the contestants were teleported onto a platform of nether brick. "This is where the duels will take place. I will randomly, pair you with someone from the other team, and you will fight! Whichever team wins more duels wins the challenge, and the other team will have to send someone home."

Herobrine looked at the heroes. "Ender versus..." Herobrine moved his eyes toward the villains. "Zombieswine."

"That's not fair! You chose that because you know that Ender has smite on his axe!" Ech spoke up, but no one heard him.

"Begin!"

Ender equipped his iron helmet and held his axe. Zombieswine equipped his golden chestplate and held his wood sword.

Then immediately, Zombieswine charged at Ender. Ender jumped out of the way when Zombieswine swung, then launched himself at the pigman. Ender swung his axe and Zombieswine blocked it with his wood sword.

"Uh oh, this can't be good." Zombieswine said as Ender flung the sword out of his hands.

"Ha! Idiot!" Jack yelled.

Ender smacked Zombieswine with his diamond axe, but it bounced off his golden chestplate.

Zombieswine grinned. "Unbreaking."

Ender hit Zombieswine in the legs instead with his axe.  Since it had smite, it dealt a lot of damage to the zombie pigman.

"Ow, what the Nether?! What is in that thing?!" Zombieswine asked.

Ender didn't reply. He just hit Zombieswine with it repeatedly. Herobrine teleported him away.

"Relax! I don't want to have to respawn you guys!" Herobrine yelled. "Ender wins!"

The heroes cheered.

"Next is... Cocoa versus Jack! Begin!"

Cocoa equipped his chainmail boots and held his golden sword. Jack equipped his golden boots and held his wooden sword.

Jack ran at Cocoa. Cocoa ran away.

"Get back here!" Jack yelled.

"No!" Cocoa yelled back, but Jack caught up. Jack swung and Cocoa backed up and blocked with his sword. Jack kept swinging, Cocoa kept backing up and blocking. Cocoa made it to the edge and couldn't back up anymore. Jack kept swinging and it became harder for Cocoa to block. Then Jack hit him and he got knocked back off the platform, because Jack's sword had knockback.

The donkey turned to look at Zombieswine. "You're pathetic."

"Shut up!"

Herobrine teleported Cocoa back up. "Jack wins! Both teams have 1 point. Next up is...Mite versus Porky."

Mite scoffed. "Easy." She prepared her diamond sword. Porky oinked at her and charged with his golden sword.

Just before Porky reached her, he leapt over her. Mite swung to hit him on the way down, but she didn't account for the fact that he had feather falling boots, and fell slower than usual. Porky was able to hit Mite with his gold sword, and it damaged her a lot, because he had the bane of arthropods enchantment.

"Ow," Mite seethed. With newfound energy, she charged and attacked Porky. The baby pig wasn't fast enough to dodge all her attacks, and she easily defeated him.

"Mite wins!" Herobrine said. "It's 2 - 1. Next up is Mooshie versus Moolissa!"

Mooshie mooed happily with his diamond sword and charged at Moolissa. She gulped and swung her wooden axe. Mooshie, knowing he had thorns on his golden leggings, decided to let her hit him so she would get hurt. She was hurt, but he didn't realize her axe had fire aspect on it. Mooshie was set on fire.

The baby mooshroom began running around frantically. Moolissa chased after him, but he was moving too fast. She dove at him, but he rolled away, trying to put the fire out. Moolissa dove past him and flew off the edge.

Herobrine started cracking up. "Mooshie wins!" He put out the baby mooshroom's flames. "It's 2 all. Next up is Mucus versus Ory!"

"Great. I lose. All my stuff is useless," Mucus said as Ory hopped towards him.

"Sorry about this," she said. She swung at him with her diamond axe. Mucus didn't even try to fight back.

"Ory wins!" Herobrine announced. "That's 2 - 3. Next up, Zupay and..."

"Please be someone easy like Chloe." Zupay muttered.

"You want Chloe? Okay, sure, whatever. Zupay versus Chloe. Begin!"

Zupay equipped his diamond chestplate and held his diamond sword. He nervously glanced at Agatha, who was watching with a hand on her hip.

"This'll be easy." the zombie villager said to himself. Then, Chloe equipped her diamond helmet and held her diamond sword. Zupay gulped.

Chloe ran at him. Since she was an ocelot, she moved fast. Zupay managed to block her swing with his sword. He swung back and she ran to dodge. Then he felt a sharp pain on the back of his leg. Chloe had hit him.

Zupay was fueled with rage and flung his sword around and hit her also. He had fire aspect, so Chloe started to burn. But she wasn't getting hurt.

"Of course you have fire protection," Zupay sighed.

The zombie villager was struck again. And again. And again. Chloe was running all over the place so that he wasn't able to follow her, then when he lost her, she'd hit. Chloe was about to hit to kill when Herobrine teleported Zupay away.

"Chloe wins!"

The villains groaned.

"Dude, you had the best stuff, but you lost to a kitten!" Zombieswine yelled.

"Yeah, he sucks," Agatha added. "We should vote him off."

Creep and Ory looked at each other.

"It's 3 all! This challenge is neck-and-neck!" Herobrine announced. "Next up is Silvester versus Agatha."

Agatha grinned because she had bane of arthropods on her stone sword. Silvester slithered towards her, also with a stone sword.

The witch struck him with her sword, and Silvester stopped in his tracks. He doubled over in pain. Agatha hit him again and again.

"Yo, chill!" Herobrine said as he teleported them away from each other. "Agatha wins! It's 3 - 4. Next up, Mag versus Ron!"

Ron aimed his bow and fired at Mag. It hit her leather helmet, which just so happened to have projectile protection.

"I'm starting to think these duels aren't randomly chosen," Ron said cynically.

Mag hopped forward and attacked him with her iron sword. It had sharpness, which dealt more damage. Ron only had his enchantment-less bow. He continuously fired it at Mag, but they barely affected her. Mag overpowered Ron.

"Mag wins!" Herobrine announced. "That's a surprise. It's 4 all, still neck and neck! Next up, Kain versus Creep!"

Creep held his iron sword in his mouth with a sigh. Kain did the same with his golden one.

"Finally! Someone who understands how it feels!" Creep exclaimed through his sword.

The two charged at each other. Kain hit Creep first. Kain's sword had knockback, so Creep flew backwards, dropping his sword as he did so. Kain's sword broke because it was golden and he had used it earlier on the pigmen. So, he picked up Creep's sword and attacked the creeper.

Creep's sword also had knockback, so Kain knocked Creep clear off the platform this time.

"Kain wins!" Herobrine announced. "It's 5 - 4! Next up, Sno versus Ech!"

Ech smiled slightly because he had fire aspect on his iron axe. He flew over to Sno and hit her. He was hurt because of her thorns, but it also set the snow golem on fire.

Sno flipped out, despite the snow cloud she had over her head. She screamed and ran around in circles. Ech just watched her, unsure of what to do.

Ron jumped onto the platform with a bucket of water. He tossed it at Sno, except there's no water in the Nether, so he just threw a bucket at her head. It knocked her out. The fire went out.

Ech, Herobrine, and Ron stared at the unconscious snowman, jaws dropped.

"Well. Ech wins!" Herobrine announced. "It's 5 all! Whoever wins this next duel wins the challenge! It's time for Pola versus Joe!"

Pola sighed in relief. "I can do this," she said to herself.

Joe saw magma blocks on the netherrack wall across from the platform. "So pretty!" He ran towards them, right off the platform. Pola blinked, confused.

"Well, that was anticlimactic. The Heroic Horses win!" Herobrine announced. "Villainous Villagers, go cast your votes!"

The mobs disappeared.

Herobrine looked around at the Nether. "Guess it's time for me to come crawling out of hell." He disappeared.

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Joe's Confessional (VV)

"I love the orange glowy blocks!"

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Herobrine floated in front of the campfire area in the End. He snapped his fingers, and the villains appeared on the blocks around the campfire. The heroes appeared in the nearby stands.

"Villainous Villagers! You lost because of a not-so-villainous villager," Herobrine said. "If I call your name, you are safe."

"Porky."

"Creep."

"Mooshie."

"Ech."

"Ory."

"Ron."

"Agatha."

"Jack."

"Zombieswine."

It was down to Joe and Zupay.

Joe was staring up at the sky, not paying attention to anything. Zupay looked at his wife nervously.

"It's down to the two villagers, one alive, and one dead. The last safe mob is..."

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"Joe!"

The living villager didn't react.

"Zupay, you're going home," Herobrine said. Zupay hung his head.

There were audible groans among the other mobs as they exchanged emeralds according to their bets.

Agatha stood up and walked over to Zupay, who also stood up. The witch kissed him. "I love you."

"I love you, too," Zupay replied. "I'm sorry I came to this season."

"That's alright, honey," Agatha said. "Go take care of our son. Tell him I love him."

Zupay nodded. "I will."

Herobrine snapped his fingers, and the zombie villager was teleported into the Toilet Portal of Shame. "Any last words?"

"It's been fun, Total Drama Minecraft," Zupay said. "But watch out, everyone. Now that Agatha doesn't have to worry about our son, she's gonna kick all of your a—"

Herobrine flushed the toilet before he could swear on a children's book.

He teleported to the heroes. "Who—?"

"Me!" Mite said immediately.

Herobrine shrugged and snapped his fingers. Mite was teleported to Dragon Island.

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"What more do I have in store for the mobs? Will Cocoa be able to keep the Second Place Alliance a secret from Moolissa? Will Mag tell Mucus she has a boyfriend? And will Agatha indeed kick everyone's butts? Find out next time, on The End of Total Drama Minecraft: All Stars!" Herobrine said.

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