Heavy is Dead

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Location: My Military Base in Botswana.

The scene starts with the 221September exiting a spawn room with a cheerful song.

221September: *Happy* Ya-da-da-da-da-da, It is good day to be not dead!

However, He was shot in the head by 410Jackass M1911 Pistol.

410Jackass: POW! You are dead!

221Sep goes into a dramatic pose, first briefly holding a book that says, "HOW 2 DIE", then and yelling.

221Sep: I am dead!

410Jackass then does an evil chuckle at the downed 221September. Ant357627 conga dances in as 410Jackass throws away the murder weapon quickly to hide the evidence. The Ant357627 then sees 221Sep on the ground and is shocked. He then says.

Ant357627: *Shocked* 221September is dead!

221Sep: *Still Dead* Yes, I am dead.

Ant357627: Why the 221September is dead!?

410Jackass: *Lie* I dunno?

221Sep: *Still Dead* It must be-

410Jackass & Ant357627: *Shushed* You are dead!

221Sep: Ok *rag-dolled into the ground*

Out of nowhere, A van arrived and it is revealed to be Captainrex2177.

Captainrex2177: What's up you wankers! Who's up for a *Saw 221Sep on the Hospital Bed* AHH!? What the bloody hell just happened?!

410Jackass & Ant357627: 221September is dead.

Captainrex2177: 221September is dead!?

Ant357627: Correct!

Captainrex2177 smile.

Ant357627: So, Did you see the murderer?

410Jackass & Captainrex2177: Nope/Sorry mate.

Ant357627: *Slams the table* I will fine him! I will capture him! And no one will even died again!

Captainrex2177 & 410Jackass: *Clapping* Aw, Well that nice/I am DAMN Proud right now.

Suddenly, US Marines arrived and the man named Sithlord863 just appeared.

Sithlord863: ATTEEEEEEEENTION!!!!!

Sithlord863 rushed to the dead 221Sep.

Sithlord863: That 221Sep is dead!

Ant357627: We know!

Sithlord863: Who killed him?!

Ant357627: We don’t know!

Sithlord863: I will find clues!

Sithlord863 searches through pile of stuff while sniffing, Until he found a gun.

Sithlord863: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the 221Sep is dead!

410Jackass, Captainrex2177 & Ant357627: That 221Sep is dead!

Sithlord863: *Slams hands on desk* Yes, *Intense background appears* he died!

410Jackass, Captainrex2177 & Ant357627: *All shocked*

Suddenly, An ambulance came crashes Sithlord863 into a wall.

TheagentKevinlee: *Exits out of Ambulance* Raus, raus! *Pushes 410Jackass, Captainrex2177 & Ant357627 away from 221Sep* Move now! *Kisses 221Sep on head*

Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on 221Sep.

221Sep: *Rising in air* Hohoho, Sep- *Explodes* Oof.

Theagentkevinlee: In my medical opinion, that 221Sep is dead!

Captainrex2177: Doc, what happened?

Theagentkevinlee: My professional opinion? *Slams hands on desk then turns to the right* *Intense background comes in* The 221Sep was killed!

The 3 panick (Except for 410Jackass)

410Jackass, Captainrex2177 & Ant357627: *Panicking*

Theagentkevinlee: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.

Ant357627: Well, now what?

WWIIFanHistory entering while doing the conga in the background.

WWIIFanhistory: Look at this! The freaking 221Sep is dead! *Pause* What do you think of that? *Pause* Ahm…

Ant357627: Yes, yes, Scout.

WWIIFanhistory: Yea?

Ant357627: Go home!

WWIIFanhistory's mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in.

WWIIFanhistory: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.

Car drives off and crashing noise is heard

WWIIFanhistory: *Scream in pain*

Ant357627: Ok, let’s get back to the point.

221Sep: *Poking his own body*  think 221Sep is dead.

410Jackass, Captainrex2177, Ant357627 & Theagentkevinlee: The 221Sep is dead?!/ *Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car* Scout! I will heal you- *Car explodes and camera goes back to 221Sep*

221Sep: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed 221Sep?!

Camera shows on XwarCommander1230 drinking Scrumpy.

XwarCommander1230: *Slurp* *Slurp* It was me!

410Jackass, Captainrex2177, Ant357627 & 221Sep: *Shocked*

XwarCommander1230: Yes! *Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle* I did it like this: *Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest* Boom! *Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast*

Captainrex2177: *Scream in pain*

XwarCommander1230: Woop dee doo!

410Jackass, Ant357627 & 221Sep Are terrified seeing Captainrex2177’s dead body.

XwarCommander1230: *Burps* That’s a joke, lads.

410Jackass, Ant357627 & 221Sep: *Starts laughing like crazy*

XwarCommander1230: *Slurp* *Slurp* *Burp* It was… yo-... *Burp* *Points at 410Jackass* Him!

410Jackass was shock to hear that XwarCommander know he kill 221Sep.

410Jackass: *Shocked* How did you know!?

XwarCommander: I didn’t. *Burps* That was a joke too.

Camera moves to 410Jackass, as the XwarCommander1230 keeps drinking faster.

XwarCommander1230: *Falls on ground* Oh, I'm dead.

410Jackass started to giggle and laugh like a crazy child manic.

410Jackass: That’s right! It was me!

Ant357627: You monster!

221Sep: But whhyyyyy!!!

410Jackass: Because, I wanted to replace you and become the fox boy here!

410Jackass and 221Sep: *Arguing*

Ant watches unfolded seeing the two fighting who's incharges.

Ant357627: *Shrugs* (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)

410Jackass: Ah dammit 221Sep **** off! You are dead.

221Sep: No u, POW! Haha.

410Jackass was killed by 221Sep.

221Sep: *Smirk* You are dead! Not big surprise.

Ant357627: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! *Ant357627 doing flip on noose* Watch and lea-

221Sep: : I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.

Transform back 410Jackass.

410Jackass: But, Also, Nothing can kill me. *Red Eyes glowing*

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A/N: The idea just pop up of my head. I laughed after made this parts. So, If you guys like it or not? Maybe I should detele it? Also, 1th Aprils 2024.