In the Cats Of Science headquarters, Rio decides who to hire for the not-so-popular joint account so it doesn't become dead and posts it in the Discord chat.

Dusky: OH MY STARCLAN I'M GOING TO GO TELL EVERYBODY!

Rio: Wifey! Do you need to go to the cage with Blue?

Blue: LET ME OUT!

Olivia: Haha, no way! I have the British Key Of Britishness!

Hazel: ...

Rio: GO MY WRITING SLAVES! DO YOUR CHAPTERS!

Blue: B-but I'm stuck in a cage!

Rio: Excuses, excuses! There are no excuses for being lazy Blue~

Catty: Ember, why is every cat we write about not genetically possible?

Ember: IT NEEDS TO STOP!

Rio: Catty Catty, it's because you and Ember aren't stopping Dusky from making cats who can't exist.

Dusky: WARRIORS IS NOT GENETICALLY POSSIBLE!

Rio: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Fireheart: *Walks in out of nowhere* Wow! This is just like the time I lived with twolegs and ran away from the forest!

Sandstone: You never did that mouse-brain.

Fireheart: My name is Firestar and I am not a mouse-brain. Give me a lick on the cheek <3

Dusky: Be quiet Fireheart, you know none of that never happened.

Brick: LET ME OUT OF HERE!

Dusky: Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. You're mine now!

Rio: Wifey! We already did Brick last chapter!

Dusky: Just like I broke the fourth wall the last chapter I wrote now shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Fireheart: All of this looks so amazing like I just walked into ThunderClan camp all over again don't you remember that Sandstorm? It was so magical <3

Sandstone: It's Sandstone and none of that ever happened.

Olivia: Hazel, hold my British Key of Britishness while I go take a wee.

Hazel: *drops the key* Whoops, I conveniently dropped the key, whatever shall we do?

Sandstone: *picks up key* Hey, Firestar you want the shiny thing?

Fireheart: Firestar wants the shiny thing!

Sandstone: Then go get it! *throws key outside*

Fireheart: *chases after it*

Sandstone: *shuts door* What a relief!

Olivia: MY BRITISH KEY OF BRITISHNESS D; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Murders Sandstone and Fireheart retrieving her key*

Lesson learned, don't mess with Olivia's British Key Of Britishness. This is Dusky, shining off.,