A plane roared overhead, drowning out the soft lilting voice of some random guy on the radio. 

Leopard: This is literally my second Encounter today Blue is evil

Blue: *sighs from inside his cage.*

Olivia: *swallowing Murder pills.* Ahhh I feel refreshed now *begins plotting more death iguana books.* 

Arty: Are those....anti-murder pills?

Olivia: No.

Arty: ...

Suddenly a brilliant beam of light shone down, illuminating the dim lights and the hastily reconstructed headquarters that had self-destructed earlier that day and was now kind of rickety. Three cats stumbled into existence, looking rather delirious. 

Han: What is happening

Carlos: I have no idea Emberpatch where are you senpai

Han: You're pathetic

Carlos: Shut up you don't know us we love each other

Leopard: *smirks.* Sureeeee

Carlos: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU DENYING MY LOVE FOR EMBERPATCH

Olivia: *shares glance with Leopard.* We're evil dw *pats Carlos.*

Leopard: *jots down something on a Trello card.* Yes very evil

Brick: WELCOME TO MY SHOW STARCLAN FORBID WHO ARE YOU GET OUT

Rio: You're not in your show anymore idiot

Dusky: *sharpens knife.* Remember me? ;)

Brick: *turns white.* N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-o *sprints away.*

Dusky: Yeah lol he does

Catty: *scoops up Carlos.* Awww another rejected nongay bab *pats Carlos's head.* 

Carlos: I DON'T TRUST ANY OF YOU HELP 

Han: Nah man I go solo

Saph: Literally no one cares.

Olivia: These are just filler lines you know, we're not actually speaking

Sushi: Does anyone want to listen to Hamilton with me

Blue: YE *grabs headphones.*

Ember: Hi guys!! I'm on my way to Ohio Sushi help me these stupid boys for the love of StarClan

Leopard: I live under Olivia's floorboards.

Catty: *still petting Carlos, who is entirely confused.* I live in Sushi's closet.

Arty: Is this chapter going anywhere in particular or is it just Leopard putting in references to stuff that happened on Chatpad?

Leafy: Probably references, she still has about fifty words to go before she can skimp under the minimum word count

Brick: *is wildly yowling in the distance while being chased by Dusky, who is cocking a rifle and shouting strange Texan phrases.*

Sushi: This chapter is pointless send the cats back already Leopard

Carlos: waIT I'M ENJOYING BEING CUDDLED

Han: PLEASE DO THANKS

Brick: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Leopard: *presses the Big Red Button That You Should Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Press.*

[The rest of the content has been omitted due to uncontrollable swearing and lots of blood. We hope you have a good day.]

I am the savior of the Trello boards.

~MaybeLeopard