Rio is stewing in a corner, using full punctuation and not talking to anyone, when Sushi walks into the office, dragging Blue's cage along with her.

Sushi: Hi Rio! 

Rio: *narrows eyes.* What do you want?

Sushi: Woah, someone's upset .--. What's ruined your mood today, o' grateful overlord?

Rio: I missed Shadepelt visiting. And Blue spammed me with Hamilton lyrics.

Sushi: Well guess what..

Rio: WHAT

Sushi: My StarClan, she looks so helpless. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Blue: *from his cage.* Sushi, do you want to be shoved in here too—

A wild Wikipedia appears.

Sushi: *forgets about Hamilton lyrics and rushes to Wikipedia.* heLLO MY PRECIOUS HOW ARE YOU TODAY LET ME LOVE YOU PLS I PROMISE TO NEVER USE YOU TO LOOK UP HAMILTON FACTS AND ANNOY RIO WITH THEM!

Wikipedia: H—help *gets smothered by Sushi.* someone?

Rio: *steps back.* Even though I created you, I don't like you. So struggle. *sniffs somewhat passive-aggressively.*

Wikipedia: Whyyyy

Blue: *watches from his cage; whispers:* starclan, tell me how to say no to this.

Rio: *throws a brick at Blue's cage.* Sushi, don't kill Wikipedia. We need her for an upcoming book! Or two.

Sushi: Spoilers..? *lets go of Wikipedia, but sniffles lovingly and stares at the she-cat.*

Wikipedia: For the first time ever, I'm freed from Yellowfang's annoying grasp. Thank StarClan! 

Sushi: But you have my amazing grasp now :D :D

Rio: Do not touch her again, or I'm banning Hamilton from the Discord.

Sushi: *shuts up.*

Blue: Can I come out of my cage now?

Rio: Never.

Wikipedia: *stares off into the distance and looks occupied.*

Rio: What are you doing?

Wikipedia: Wel—

Dusky: *bursts into the room.* HI THERE WIFEY, STEP AWAY FROM THE SUSHI!

Rio: What O__O

Sushi: I swear I didn't do it this time

Rio: What?

Dusky: If you even think about laying a paw on my wifey, I will blow your head off. *holds up a rifle.*

Rio: *struggles not to make a dirty joke.*

Dusky: Shut up wifey.

Blue: Bad Rio! There are children here!

Rio: Ky 

Blue: Rude :c

Sushi: *pokes Rio.*

Dusky: *fires.*

Sushi: *explodes.*

And that's why we ate sushi for dinner. ⛈ By Rio.