Rio is standing in front of a wall, banging her head against it. Olivia is mumbling something about veganism, and Ember is excitedly chattering about something.

Ember: —and this time, my concussion is actually healed! So I'll be able to write and stuff! I'm so excited :D

Rio: *pauses her head banging and looks hopefully at her* Does this mean you'll help me with all these late updates?

Ember: *pauses* Um, I'm lazy, so no.

Rio: *goes back to head-banging.* Why did Feather have to leave me :(

Olivia: *muttering to herself* I'll probably die of a nutrition deficiency if I do go vegan, but the animals...

There is a knock on the door.

Rio: *rushes to the door* Maybe Catty and Animal are done being M.I.A. and will help me do updates! *pulls it open*

In front of her is Ivypool and Blossomfall, who are shivering noticeably as rain pours down on them. The she-cats step inside.

Rio: Will you do these updates for me? *shoves a bunch of chapters at them*

Ivypool: *shivers* Wh—where are we?

Rio: You're in the great land of Michigan, where's it's extremely cold, but aside from that, you're in our universe! Welcome! Please help me finish these late updates! 

Leopard: *pokes her head into the door* Because I am a good pumpkin, I will help you finish the updates.

Olivia: ENGAGEY?

Leopard: ENGAGEY?

Rio: *throws them out of the door* So, Ivypool, how does it feel knowing that the entire Warriors fandom loves you and hates your sister?

Ivypool: Who loves me? *looks confused*

Blossomfall: What about me? *eyes narrow* They probably all love Briarlight. 

Rio: Nah, they hate Briarlight but love you. I think. Your brother is a murderer, though.

Blossomfall: Wait what?

Rio: A n y w a y s. . . Y'all have to get out of here.

Ivypool: Why? :(

Rio: I need to force my admins to do updates. *takes out a whip.*

Ember: OKAY OKAY I'LL GO UPDATE NOW GOODBYE

Brought to you by the amazing Rio. ⛈