The admins were busy at work, or in their case, spamming. Again. As the admins violently spammed each other, a burst of light flashed into the room, and a portal opened up. Three cats fell out, yowling and hissing, claws unsheathed.

Rio: *leaps from chair* Look!

Animal: Oh my gawd. It's Spottedleaf, Brackenfur, and Graystripe!

Dusky: *looks up* Huh? Oh!

Spottedleaf: Hi, I'm Spottedleaf. Also known as Erin Hunter's attempt at a love interest.

Brackenfur: Howdy, I'm Brackenfur. And I'm really just... Brackenfur.

Graystripe: I'm the one and only Graystripe! *notices admins* What in the name of StarClan! They're twolegs!

Feather: For your information, we are the coolest twolegs in the history of the universe!

Brackenfur: *raises paws slowly* What's a universe?

Ember: *reads from dictionary* Universe. All existing matter and space consider-

Sushi: Who cares what universe means, the important information though, is we are the coolest people ever.

Graystripe: Okay. So... I'm just going to run now...

Saph: Oh no you don't. *scoops Graystripe up in her arms.*

Graystripe: *yowls and tries to scratch Saph but fails miserably* Let me go!

Animal: You're cute when you're mad.

Blue: Look at his wittle face, all scrunched up.

Spottedleaf: Okay. Twolegs are just weird. Always crooning over cats.

*kittypets magically appear*

All Kittypets: Tell me about 'em...

*kittypets leave*

Brackenfur: O.o What in StarClan just happened...

Rio: *wags finger* We are most certainly not weird!

Dusky: Oh yeah! I say you're the weird ones! Always... Always... Uh.

Animal: *leads Dusky away* Heh. She sometimes gets worked up.

Feather: Here's a good way to fix both our problems. Or maybe only our problem. ;D Then we can get back to spamming! >:3

Feather: *grabs super-sized vacuum cleaner* Come here, kitties!

All Cats in Headquarters: Run!

Feather: *sucks up all the cats as they try to dart past*

Whisper: You killed them...

Feather: Nope! The vacuum cleaner sends them back to wherever they came from. :3

Whisper: Oh. I wonder how they invented that.

Animal: *whispers* It's science...c;

That was written by Animal! :3 Hope you liked it. It was very fun to write. XD