Dusky~Chan:  Hello! It's me, your favorite fourth wall breaker! :)

Rio~Senpai: Wifey! I told you don't break the fourth wall! AND IT'S LONGTAIL~SENPAI!!!!!!!!

Dusky~Chan: Why not?

Rio~Senpai: Because it's against the rules!

Dusky~Chan: I just read the script and it said it wasn't.

Rio~Senpai: -_- What ever I'll add it

Whisper~Sensei: Don't be mean, Dusky

Dusky~Chan: I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR! OH LOOK A CONVENT DISTRACTION FOR THE CONVINCE OF THE STORY LINE! 

Feather~San: OH MY STARCLAN WHERE!?

Longtail: Um where are we?

Dusky~Chan runs up to Longtail, grabs his cheeks with her paws, and begins rubbing them.

Dusky~Chan: ISN'T HE THE CUTEST CAT YOU'VE HAVE EVER SEEN?!

Rio~Senpai: You're supposed to be my wife :/

Dusky~Chan: Well he's a warrior cat and they're all cute!

Sushi~Chan: Come on Dusky~Chan! Don't deny your ship!

Dusky~Chan: Fine! *drops Longtail after floating with Dusky~Chan magic*

Longtail: OW! HEY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! And what's a ship?

Whisper~Sensei: You will be forever alone, Longtail.

Longtail: ...

Dusky~Chan: OH MY STARCLAN I SHIP OLIVIATAIL!!!!

Rio~Senpai: WHAT DID I TELL YOU WIFEY!

Dusky~Chan: ):

Longtail: Well I'm just gonna leave now..............

 Blue~Bō: RUN BEFORE SHE SHIPS YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE!

Longtail bolts for his own world now suddenly wanting to be forever alone as Dusky~Chan starts shipping basically everybody.

Weird chapter right? THIS IS DUSKY~CHAN SIGNING OFF!