The police came

Dr.insano:(gets handcuffed)AGH!these handcuffs hurt!

Usagi:SHUT UP!

chihiro:your under arrest.

Linkara:thanks again you two.glad you both showed up

Chihiro:no problem.

Hiccup:you...feeling okay?

Astrid:after i heard that...berk decided to kill each other...i cried a little...fishleg,snoutlout,and the twins didnt do it...but the rest of berk...

Jaeris:(scans the intire bodys)those vikens didnt just kill each other...they also commited suicide.

Linkara:WHAT?!YOU TOLD THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES?!i know your insane but...WHY?!

Dr.insano:it didnt go the way i was hoping for...

(Flashback)

Dr.insano:ATENTION PEOPLE!DUE TO YOUR FAILURE!PICK UP A WEAPON AND KILL YOUR OWN KIND!DUE THE NEW LAW!OF ODAN!

Stoick:odans fake

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Dr.insano:what about thor?

Gobber:dosnt exist

Dr.insano:loki?

Stoick:our god is an animal

A chicken shows up

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Dr.insano:then...the chicken saids so

Then all of the vikens(except fishlegs,tuffnut,ruffnut,and snoutlout)stabbed themselves

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Dr.insano:THATS NOT WHAT I SAID ABOUT KILLING YOUR OWN KIND!

(flashback)

Astrid:ugh...how can tuffnut make his chicken a god?!

Linkara:...THIS VILLAGES GOD...IS A CHICKEN?!AAAAAAAAAAAGH!

(Combine harvester plays)

Linkara hits himself with his own hat

Linkara:NOW IM CONFUSED!

Linkara cries

Linkara:(runs around mazgurl and harvey)

Harvey:uh...kid?

Linkara:(takes the chicken hostage)WHO WANTS CHICKEN NUGGETS?!

Linkara:(cries on the floor)

Later...

Linkara:(gets up then falls)

Marzgurl and jaeris catches him

Marzgurl:i knew this would happen,usually when he reads a bad comic,sometimes...this happens.

Dr.insano:...this intire village is dumb.

Tuffnut:the chicken made this a law.

Dr.insano:OKAY THE CHICKEN DIDNT SAY IT!HE SAID BERK MUST FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH!

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Hiccup:arrest him

Usagi puts him in the car and drove off

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Linkara:okay...my happy pills kicked in...the appropriate response to all of this...is the batman forever clip

(It just raises too many questions)

Linkara:you tell him riddler...ya tell him.

[Comca-con 1]

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Hiccup:...your still mad are you?

Astrid:at you,i was faking it,at this guy in the hat?no.

Nostalgia critic:which one?

Astrid:the one in brown?

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Nostalgia critic:...why the hell is everyone respecting linkara?

Astrid:thats his name?

Linkara:yep,my name is linkara.

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Linkara:ill be reviewing a comic.(walks off)

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Astrid:at berk?...well...they hurted stormfly.

Jaeris:(trying to get rid of the upgrades dr.insano made on stormfly)

Stormfly:(roars painfully)

Jaeris:if you hold still,it will be painless!

Marzgurl:but it will still hurt them.

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Jaeris:fair point.

Astrid:as for the doctor...im pissed at him...now look hiccup...the reason why i stayed mad cuz...i dont want people knowing i love you.

Hiccup:wait hold me...you love me?hiccup the worthless?

Astird:...yes.

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Hiccup:astrid i...i love you too.

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Astrid kisses hiccup on the lips

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Hiccup kisses back

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Snoutlout:OH NOT FAIR!

Harvey:oh it is fair alright.shame on berk.

Tuffnut:THE SCIANTIST GAVE THE CHICKEN A FLASE COMMAND!

Chicken:(clucks)

Linkara:THIS CHICKEN!IS NOT!A GOD!