3rd person POV:

Majima was on his way to school with Sakura and Ino right behind him.

Without his gaze on them, the two silently bickered between each other, passing insults and threats.

Majima: How are you liking your team, Ino?

Ino:(smirks at Sakura)

Ino: Oh, I got such a bad pick. One eats constantly, the other is so lazy he's useless.

Ino: I really wish I could have been on the same team as you Majima.

Sakura:(smugly) But you're not... I am!

Ino: Yeah... Majima you're so unlucky. More than me. You're stuck with Sakura and that thug.

Sakara: Hey!

Majima:(chuckles)... You shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

Ino:?

Sakura:(mind) Majima, are you defending me...? I knew-

Majima: Kiryu-Chan is really something.

Sakura:(mind) Oh...

Majima: We really hit the jackpot with him.

Ino: How so?

Majima: I thought I was going to be stuck carrying my team. But we very well might have someone who will carry us.

Majima:(mind) Kiryu-Chan... You should be tough enough to help me get stronger.

Ino: Majima, you're too nice.

Majima: Sakura, you agree with me, right?

Sakura: Uhhh...

Ino/Majima:?

Turning towards an allyway where Sakura was staring down, they found Kiryu walking out with a red substance on his cheek.

Ino:!?

Majima: Hey there Kiryu.

Kiryu: Good morning.

Majima: You got a little something...(taps cheek)

Kiryu:(taps cheek)

Kiryu:(finds red substance)

Kiryu:(licks it)

Kiryu: Hmm...

Kiryu: Do any of you have a handkerchief on you?

Majima: Sakura, you always carry one, right?

Sakaru: Y-yeah...

Kiryu: Really? Do you mind?

Sakura:... S-sure...

Reluctantly she gives Kiryu who wipes his cheek with it.

Kiryu:?

Kiryu: Oi.

Sakura:?!

Kiryu: Do you mind if I hold onto it for a little?

Sakura:(mind) NO! But I don't want to look like a bitch in front of Majima... So...

Sakura:(forced smile) K-keep it...

Kiryu:?

Kiryu:... Thank you.

Joining the group, the four head off to the Academy with the girls keeping their distance from Kiryu.

(Opening theme)

Team 7 sat in wait for their sensei, Kakashi, as he arrived an hour late to their meeting.

Kakashi: Sorry students. I got lost in the maze of life.

Majima: Just tell us what we're doing today...

Kakashi: Right... So. I have missions for you.

Sakura: Real missions?

Kakashi: As real as can be.

Kiryu: What must we do?

Kakashi: There's a cat that needs catching. Supplies need moving. And farm animals need some babysitters.

He pulls out low-level mission requests.

Kiryu/Majima/Sakura:...

Majima: So lame... Here I was hoping we'd do something actually productive in our "training".

Kakashi: If you want the big stuff. Then you're going to have to start with the small stuff.

Kiryu: There is no point in complaining. We'll get it done.

Grabbing the work request, Kiryu leads the way. Majima and Sakura follow.

(Mission 1: Operation Cat catcher)

The mission was simple, find and return a cat.

Sakura: There are probably dozens of stray cats in the village. How are we going to find that one specific cat?

Kiryu: Hmmm... Intimidation?

Majima: As much as I'd love to see you intimidate a cat... There's an easier way.

Majima: If we put out some cat food, in the vicinity of where the cat was lost, we're bound to find it.

Sakura: Of course. You're so smart Majima~.

Majima: It's nothing.

Getting some cat food, the three attract several cats.

Majima: Is the one we want here?

Sakura: Mmm... No. Doesn't look like it.

Kiryu: More cat food.

Many more cats arrive.

Majima: Do you see the bastard?

Cats: MEOW! MEEEEOOOOOWW!

Sakura: No...

Kiryu: More cat food.

Majima: Wait-

Surrounded by cats climbing all over them, the three continue looking for the specific cat in question.

Majima:... Sakura... The little bastards are in my jacket, please tell me one of them is...

Sakura: I'm sorry...

Majima: Ugh!

Kiryu: Perhaps we can let the client decide which is the true one.

Majima: Yeah, let's just make her into a crazy cat lady.

Sakura: That seems a little- ow!

A cat bites her.

Sakura: Majima, you're such a saint.

The three lead the army of cats to the client where they open the door to her home, causing the army to flood her home due to the scent of cat food.

Woman: What the!?

Majima: These are all the children of your cat. They're your responsibility.

Woman: Fluffles, you slut!

They leave, but not without their cat scars.

Kiryu:... I feel kinda guilty that we didn't find Fluffles...

Majima: We can do it passively as we take care of the other missions.

Sakura: Speaking of which... What's next?

(Mission 2: Lift with vigor)

Having made their way to the local store, Team 7 began helping with bringing in new supplies to the store.

This task was mostly left to Kiryu who was physically more capable than Majima and Sakura.

Store owner: What are you doing?

Sakura:?

Sakura: Taking the supplies into the store as you asked.....

Store owner: Just like that?

Majima: Yeah. What's the problem exactly?

Store owner:... M-my usual guys make a spectacle.

Sakura: What happened to them?

Store owner:(shrugs)... They just didn't show up.

Kiryu:...

Store owner: Could you make it a little more interesting? Maybe use some ninjutsu?

Majima: Wha- No! How are we supposed to carry boxes and do ninjutsu?

Kiryu: How about this?

They turn to Kiryu who was carrying boxes while doing the Egyptian dance.

Store owner: Yeah, that works.

Majima:...(confused shrug)

The Team carries boxes while dancing.

Sakura: I wish we had music to make this less awkward...

Kiryu:... We could sing something...

Majima: Sure, take the lead Kiryu-chan!

Kiryu:... We don't need a reason for joy oh yeah♪

Kiryu: Tick down to midnight, tonight's going to be bright♪

As Kiryu began to sing, Sakura couldn't help but to chuckle at this dead serious-looking boy dancing and singing.

Sakura:(mumbles) What an idiot...

(Later....)

Sakura: Majima-kun! I got you a drink.

Majima: Oh? Thanks, Sakura.

Sakura: This mission was kinda fun.

Majima: It was a nice workout.

Sakura: Y-yeah... It was.

Majima:...

Sakura:(mind) Come on girl! This is your chance-

Majima: Isn't that the Hokage's grandchild?

Sakura: Hm?

(Hokage grandchild: Konohamaru Sarutobi)
(Academy level student)

Sakura: Yeah... I think it is...

Sakura:(deadpan) Is he staring at one of those smut magazines?

Walking out of the store with his drink, Kiryu accidentally bumps into Konohamaru.

Konohamaru: Hey! Watch it! Do you know who I am?!

Kiryu: No.

He continues towards his friends only for Konohamaru to get in his way.

Konohamaru: Then allow me to introduce myself! I am the great Konohamaru! Future Hokage of the hidden leaf!

Kiryu:... Okay.

Konohamaru: Okay!?

Konohamaru: You have disrespected me for the last time! Face me in combat!

Kiryu: Fine.

Sakura: Kiryu, no!

(KICK)

Konohamaru is knocked to the ground.

Majima:(holds in laughter)

Sakura: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HE'S JUST A KID!

Majima: Not to mention the Hokage's grandkid.

Kiryu:...(looks at Konohamaru)

Konohamaru:(smirks)

Kiryu: I don't care.

Sakura/Konohamaru: Eh?!

Kiryu: If someone challenges me, then the only thing that matters is Me and them, not our connections.

Kiryu: Let's go. We have one more mission.

Konohamaru: Hey where are you going!?

Kiryu: As a shinobi, I have work to do.

Konohamaru: But I'm not done with you!

Kiryu: Then train. I'll take you on anywhere, any time.

Konohamru:!

He leaves with Majima and Sakura.

Sakura: Did you just threaten the Hokage's grandson!?

Majima:(chuckles)

Kiryu: Hm? What was wrong with what I said?

Sakura: Let's start with the fact you kicked a child!

Kiryu: Aren't we children?

Sakura: We're twice his age!

(Mission 3: Baby got enemies)

Leaning against a fence, the trio deal with their third and final mission for the day.

Keep watch over the village livestock that had recently been getting attacked.

The three took turns, patrolling around the entire farm as the other two sat and watched the animals.

Kiryu:(pulls out cigarette)

Sakura: What that!?

(Slap)

Kiryu: Oi.

Kiryu:(looks at animals)

Kiryu: Ah. Children.

Sakura: That's not the reason I slapped away the cigarette!

Kiryu: Did you want one?

Sakura: No! Ugh, I'm going on patrol!

She frustratedly goes off on patrol.

Sakura:(mind) This guy... Ugh!

Sakura: I don't get him at all! Sometimes he seems like a misunderstood goof, then he just shows off how much of a brute he is.

Sakura:(sigh)... If only more guys could be like Majima. Ah~

Sakura: We would live in a perfect world...

Sakura: Hm?

Having wandered a little too far off, Sakura notices something.

A cat, with the collar revealing their name, was Fluffles.

The cat licked their paws, as another cat walked away from the scene.

Sakura: Fluffles is a slut...

Fluffles: Meow?

Sakura: I mean... Here kitty, kitty~. You must be hungry after...

Sakura: I have cat food, you want it or not?

Fluffles:...(shrugs)

Fluffles approaches Sakura.

Cat: MREOW-(CRUNCH)

Sakura/Fluffles:!?

Picking up Fluffles, Sakura turns to what was left of Fluffles fling, as it was getting crunched in the jaws of a beast.

(Bear: Wild and Grizzly)

Bear: ROAAR!

Sakura: Uhhh...

Pulling out a kunai, Sakura carefully backed away from the wild creature, until it began dashing straight towards her.

Sakura: Oh boy...

Throwing the Kunai, it stabs into one of its legs, causing it to trip, giving Sakura the chance to leap over it and signal the boys.

Sakura:(WHISTLES)

Landing with Fluffles, Sakura watches the bear pull out the kunai with its teeth, as it turns to Sakura.

Sakura:... Okay... Wasn't expecting a bear.

The bear notices the livestock.

Sakura: Oh no...

Pulling out shurikens, Sakura throws them at the bear. A few stabs into it, causing its attention to be drawn towards Sakura.

Angered at this pink-haired girl, harming it, the bear went to attack.

Bear: ROAR!

Sakura: Unbelievable... Kiryu gets a child. I get a bear?!

The bear begins to chase Sakura who leads it away from the farm, and slightly deeper into the forest, where she discovers a destroyed cart, belonging to the Shop owner's spectacle making friends.

Sakura: Wait... Are the mission Kakashi sensei gave us, connected?

Bear: ROAR!

Sakura:!?

The bear swings a paw, only to hear a poof and see a plank of wood as Sakura performed the Substitution jutsu to get atop a nearby tree.

Sakura: That was a close one.

Bear: ROAR!

The bear prepared to climb the three until the calvary arrived.

Majima: A bear!?

Kiryu:(cracks knuckles)

Kiryu: Oi!

Bear:?

Kiryu:(waves it to come over)

Majima: Eh?

The Bear begins to rush towards Kiryu and Majima.

Majima:(shrugs)... Guess we're making a rug!

Bear: ROAR-

Kiryu: ORA!

Punching the bear across the face, it goes flying through a tree as flames begin to emit from Kiryu.

Majima: Yo, Kiryu-Chan. I got this.

Kiryu:?

Pulling out a knife, Majima approached the bear.

Majima: Get lost, or I'll make this knife disappear.

Bear: ROAAAR!

Majima: Fine... Now you see the knife!

He tosses it into the air as the Bear charges in a fit of rage towards Majima.

Spinning around, Majima performs a sideways heel kick, as the knife and the bear's head aligned.

Majima: Now you don't!

Kicking the knife into the head of the Bear, Majima kills it and sends the corpse tumbling to the side.

Majima: Ta-Da.

Sakura: Majima, you did it!

Majima: It was nothing. By the looks of it, it was already bleeding a lot.

Majima: Looks like someone struck several arteries with shurikens and other blades...

Sakura:(awkward chuckle)

Sakura: Ummm... What now?

(Sunset)

Majima: And that's how we solved a Bear-spiracy.

Kakashi:...

Sakura: You had this planned, didn't you, Kakashi-sensei?

Sakura: You knew these missions were connected and you wanted to see if we could deal with it.

Kakashi: Ehhhhh.....

Kiryu: We succeeded in your mission Kakashi-sensei. I hope we've proven ourselves enough for you to give us more of a challenge.

Kakashi: Ummmm... Sure. That's... Exactly what I did... Just... Did you have to bring it here?

He stares at the dead bear they brought back to Kakashi.

Kiryu: We didn't know how to turn it into a carpet.

Majima: So have fun with that.

The three leave Kakashi with the dead bear and Fluffles who were disowned by their owner.

Kakashi:(scratches head)...

Kakashi:...(waves to other teachers)

Kakashi:...

Fluffles: Meow.

Kakashi:... I'm a dog guy...

Fkuffles:(shrugs)

Kakashi:... A bear conspiracy...(sigh)...

(With the trio...)

On their way home, the three begin to part ways.

Kiryu: I'll see you two tomorrow.

Majima: Sure thing.

Sakura: Bye.

Kiryu:... Oh! Wait.

Sakura/Majima:?

Kiryu pulls out a clean handkerchief.

Kiryu: I forgot I cleaned it at the store. Here you go Sakura.

Sakura: Oh... Thanks.

Kiryu: Bye.

He leaves a dumbstruck Sakura with Majima.

Majima:(chuckles)...

Sakura: Wh-what's so funny?

Majima: Kiryu-Chan. I love how he lives his own way as if it's the norm.

Sakura: He is like that, isn't he...

Majima: Come on. I'll walk you back to your place as thanks for the drink.

Sakura:(blushes)

Sakura:(smiles)

(Ending theme)