Majima stood in front of Tsunade within the Hokage office. With a wide grin, he pleeded his case.

Majima: Killed Orochimaru... Helped saved the Sandy-witch...

Majima: I don't know about you, but I think I deserve a god damn parade and day deticated to me!

Majima: We'll call it Majima day!

Tsunade:...

Majima:(giggles)

Majima: But I'm a humble man, you see... So.

He bows so far down, he smacks his head against Tsunade's desk.

Majima: I'm sorry. Let me back in and I'll tell you about all the safe houses Orochimaru showed me.

Tsunade:...

(Later...)

Majima walked out of the Hokage's building to find all his old friends waiting, sadly, not because they were hoping he got back in.

Majima: Guess who's back in the hidden leaf!?

(Opening Theme)

The Konoha kids weren't sure how to feel about Majima's return, especially with his calm and cool personality that made him popular, gone, buried and erased from history.

His new wild, wacky and unhinged, combined with his new criminal history rubbed them the wrong way.

Sakura was close but it was Kiryu who liked his return. Despite Majima's activities.

Kiba: Guys, we should have a true guys night out, you know, to celebrate Kiryu's return.

Shikamaru: Kinda sounds like a pain...

Choji: Come on! Think of the snacks!

Shikamaru: You only think of the snacks.

"Kiryu-chan~"

Kiryu: Hm?

Kiba: What the hell was that?!

The four notice a giant cone behind them.

Suspicious Cone: Kiryu-chan~

The cone goes flying to reveal Majima.

Majima: Fight me, you bastard!

Kiryu: No.

Majima: Ack!? Why not!?!

Kiryu: I don't want to fight you for no reason.

Majima: No reason?

Majima: Alright... Alright... I get it.

(Poof)

(Later...)

Kiba: Let's go get ramen and then-

Girl: Ahhhhh!

Kiryu/Kiba/Shikamaru/Choji:!?

Racing to where they heard a girl scream, the four boys find the screaming lady laying on the ground.

Kiba: Are you alright, miss?

Girl: Are you... Kiryu-chan?

Kiba: No.

Girl: Is it you?

Shikamaru: No.

Kiryu: That's me.

Girl: Oh, okay.

Girl:(clears throat)

Girl; I was assaulted! My verginity stolen! Please, you must get it back!

Girl:(clenches chest) The demon's name... Was... Majima... Ugh! Oof!

Girl: Only you can save me! Bleh!

Kiryu/Kiba/Shikamaru/Choji:...

Hopping out of the corner, Majima hops in place like a gremlin, holding a bag with "verginity" written on it.

Majima: What are you going to do now, Kiryu-chan!?

Kiryu:.....

Majima:....

Majima:(drops bag) You know what sex is, don't you.

Kiryu: I was trained by a perverted sage. Yes, I know what it is.

Majima:(sigh)... Come on. Its over.

Girl:.... Do I still get paid?

Majima:(throws cash)

Majima: I'll get you to fight me Kiryu-chan. One way or another!

Shikamaru: Just spar.

Majima: Tch! "Spar"? Dumbass!

Majima: Why don't I marry the ugliest girl around just to bang her once!?

Majima: I want a fight! And I wanna know the distance between me and him.

Majima: So what do you say, Kiryu-chan?

Kiryu: It doesn't matter how much you ask. The answer is no.

Majima: You say that now...

Kiryu: I'll see you at the beef bowl shop.

Kiba: Wait, what?! We're inviting him?

The four leave Majima, who was deep in thought of his next scheme to get Kiryu to fight him.

His head turned once he noticed the quick steps of a young lad.

(The Grandson of the 3rd; Konohamaru Sarutobi)
(Genin Level Shinobi)

Konohamaru: Kiryu-san-

Konohamaru: Ahhh man! I could have sworn he was just here!

Majima: You look familiar.... What does a kid like you want with Kiryu-chan?

Konohamaru: I wanted to fight him and show off my new Sexy-jutsu technique.

Majima: Go on...

(Later....)

Joined by Lee and Neji, the boys ate away at a beef bowl diner. Chatting the night away. By sheer coincidence, the girls were also here. However, they sat on the other side if the diner, neither really wanting to make this a full get together and deciding to have their individual guys and gals night out.

Kiryu: Hmm... Majima isn't here yet.

Kiba: Dude, how are you okay with him just coming back?

Kiryu: Why wouldn't I be?

Shikamaru:(sigh)...

Kiryu: Is there something wrong with his return?

Shikamaru: He abandoned the leaf and joined a wanted Criminal who attacked the village.

Shikamaru: Now he's back as if nothing happened. Maybe you can just wave it off...

Shikamaru: But he left the village... We can't just accept that.

Lee: He's become a dangerous man...

Kiryu:....

(Meanwhile with the girls...)

Ino: Ugh... I cannot believe he's back, just like that.

Sakura:(sips tea)

Tenten: I don't understand... What happened to him?

Ino: You're telling me!? He used be sooo perfect. But now...

Sakura: Can we change the subject?

Ino: Right.

Ino: Hinata, when are you going to make a move on Kiryu?

Hinata:(blushes) D-Don't say that so loudly!

Ino: So you do have a plan?

Hinata:(blushes) N-No comment.

Ino/Sakura:!!

Tenten: Oh boy...

Back with the boys, they were chatting away, having changed the subject to girls, the boys gossiped.

Kiba: So... Lee. Neji. You got a love triangle thing going on with Tenten or what?

Lee: Huh?

Neji:(shakes head) Why did I agree to this?

Shikamaru: Knock it off...

Kiba: I could ask the same about you and Choji.

Choji: Hah! Ino is like a sister! I'd rather go on a diet!

(Wack)

A salt shaker crashed into Choji's head, shattering on impact.

Ino:(in the distance) I heard that!

Choji: Owww...

Shikamaru: Maybe we shouldn't shout this stuff out loud.

Lee: Kiba, what about you, Hinata and Shino?

Shino: Her heart is for another.

Lee: Wow, really? Who?

Shino/Kiba:(stares at Kiryu)

Kiryu: Hm?

Kiryu:(mind) Why are they looking at me?

Kiryu:(mind) Ah! They want to know about me and Sakura probably.

Kiryu: I'm pretty sure she's interested in Majima.

Lee: Whoa, really?

Kiba: What!? Since when!??!

Kiryu: Since we were kids.

Kiba:....

Kiba: No.

Majima:(chuckles)

The boys turn to see their final member, laughing.

Majima: There you go. Misunderstanding.

Kiryu: Glad you made it.

Majima; Glad enough to fight me?

Kiryu: No.

Majima: Tch.

Majima: Tell me... What's your plan Kiryu-chan?

Majima: Just hang out everyday?

Kiryu: Of course not. The Akatsuki are out there. I'm going to kick their asses.

Kiryu: But there's a technique I must perfect first.

Majima: Oooh.

Majima: If that's the case. I'll leave you be. In fact! I'll work on my own technique to trump yours!

Kiryu: My technique will be unbeatable.

Majima: Well mine will be triple unbeatable!!

Kiryu: You wish!

(Slam)

Majima: Its on now! I challenge you to a battle!

Kiryu:-

Majima: A dance battle~

Kiryu:....

Kiryu:(glares) I accept.

Majima:(grinning) Outside. Now!

The shouting gained the girls attention who watched as Majima and Kiryu with serious glares walked outside, the boys following.

Sakura was quick to rush and follow with Hinata.

Hinata: What's going on?

Neji: Hinata they're... (Sigh)...

Sakura: Kiryu! Majima! What's going on?!

Kiryu: We're having a match.

Majima: Stay out of it.

Sakura: Here?!

Kiryu: I hope you don't mind that I use a new jutsu for this.

Majima: Be my guest.

Sakura: Wait-

Kiryu: "Disco Jutsu"!

Sakura: Eh?

Sakura:.....

Ino: Wh-What am I watching?

Kiba: Dance battle....

Tenten: And here I thought we were going to have a mess on our hands.

Hinata:(blushing) Mmmm... Y-You can do it Kiryu-san!

Gaining a crowd, the young Shinobi became embarrassed of their two allies. Kiryu and Majima danced for a few minutes until Sakura got in the middle of the two.

Majima: Oh yeah! A new challenge approaches!

Kiryu: Get back, Sakura! His dance skills are on a different level of rad than I was prepared for-

She grabbed both of them by the ear and lifted them off the ground.

Majima; Ow-ow-ow! What the-

Sakura: KNOCK IT OFF!

(CRASH)²

Throwing them face first into the ground, Sakura shook her fist with rage, making the crowd disperse.

Sakura: You two idiots! You had me worried you were going to fight in the middle of the street!

Majima: Why would we fight here?

Kiryu: It doesn't make any sense.

Sakura: AND DANCING DOES!?

Kiryu: Did you want to join?

Sakura: No! I don't want to join?

Majima: Thought as much.

Sakura: What is that supposed to mean!?

Majima; Sakura-chan. Me and Kiryu-chan are the strongest of the bunch.

Majima: If you wanna catch up... Or show your stuff. You gotta dance.

Majima: Or you what? Saying you haven't done jack all this time?

Sakura:(cracks knuckles) Grrr... I'll show you!

Majima:(smiles) GREAT! Kiryu-chan, hit the music!

And thus....

Team 7 began dancing against each other.

Ino: Pffft!

Hinat:(blushing) Go Kiryu!

Kiba: Yeah, he's got this.

Shikamaru: What are you on about. Majima is dancing circles around them.

Lee: SO INSPIRING!

Sakura:(mind) How did this happen...!?

To be continued....