Acnologia was just waiting for the next horrible event to take place. It was due; Fairy Tail had been peaceful for the past two weeks. His children were actually in one piece. For once, there was peace and tranquility in the world... so where the hell was the next major catastrophe. Well, it was coming and it began with Acnologia sitting at the bar drinking coffee, just one simple cup of coffee.

Mystogan came and this time, he didn't put the entire guild into a coma.

"Acnologia!" he shouted, "there's a problem

"WHAT! WHAT ON EARTHLAND IS IT NOW!?" Acnologia sighed.

"Actually, it's on Edolas," Mystogan said.

"*input word*"

"An anima is going to open, and I can't close it this time."

"Where?"

"Right here."

As if his words started it, the guild began to melt away, the storm outside got louder and Acnologia's senses went on a freak out session.

When the chaos melted away Acnologia could only make a few figures out.

Erik was sitting on the floor wondering where the heck the roof went and promptly freaked out when Cubellios was gone. Natsu and Happy were listening to Charle explain things to them and Wendy. Lector and Sting were freaking out because of the bubbles in the air, and Frosch was trying to catch the bubbles and was being chased by Rogue. Laxus had a look of pure confusion. Lucy was in Horologium and came out studying the landscape. Gajeel looked like he was rethinking his life.

"Uncle, what is going on here?" Laxus asked.

"WHERE THE F*^& IS CUBELLIOS!" Erik growled.

"WHY ARE THERE BUBBLES!?" Lector cried.

"Fro likes bubbles," Frosch smiled.

"Mystogan, explain," Acnologia sighed.

Mystogan took off his hood and mask.

"WHY IS MYSTOGAN JELLAL!?" Rogue cried.

"JELLAL HAS A TWIN!" Happy cried.

"WHAT'S JELLAL DOING HERE!?" Natsu cried.

"Shut up," Acnologia threatened.

Mystogan explained the whole Edolas, anima, counterparts, exceeds, and all that fun stuff to the dragon slayers, exceeds, and Lucy.

"So... we break through the sky?" Sting asked.

"Basically," Mystogan nodded.

"... This is gonna be fun," Laxus smiled.

"They took Cubellios... they're gonna pay," Erik growled.

Mystogan fed them all pink pills so that they could use magic in Edolas. The dragon slayers with exceeds took to the sky while Lucy, Gajeel, Laxus, Erik, and Mystogan hitched a ride on Acnologia. They broke through the barrier... and the exceeds promptly fell... right into the counterpart of Fairy Tail.

"Hi," Natsu said cheerfully as everyone else came down.

Explanations were relatively quick.

"So... you come from another dimension?" Edolas Lucy asked.

"Yep," Lucy nodded.

"And... you're a dragon?" Edolas Gray asked.

"Yes," Acnologia growled.

"Cool," Edolas Lyon... who was dressed similarly to Gray yipped.

"Nice meeting you, but we have to fly," Lector stated.

"We can't," Happy said sadly.

"FRO CAN'T FLY!" Frosch cried.

"It's alright Frosch," Rogue soother.

"There is a big large dragon right here," Laxus sighed pointing to Acnologia.

"Oh, yeah, we're good, bye," Happy laughed.

Then there was a familiar scent, Lisanna's. Acnologia nearly froze. Everyone in Edolas had a similar smell to their counterpart, but it was different Lisanna's was identical to Earthland's Lisanna. Acnologia saw Erik stiffen as Natsu's eyes widened, and Happy nearly tackled Lisanna.

"Sorry," Laxus sighed pulling the pink-haired fire mage and the blue cat off of Lisanna.

"No, it's okay," Lisanna, Acnologia was pretty certain that she was the real Lisanna, smiled.

"Our Lisanna died a few years ago, you just... never mind, sorry," Sting said.

Lisanna ran out, and Acnologia calmly slipped out without anyone noticing.

Lisanna was talking to herself, "I've heard Mira-nee and Elfman too much, I can't hurt them anymore, I'll stay in Edolas, I have to.

"Why?" Acnologia asked.

"Acnologia," Lisanna said surprised.

"Why don't you want to come back?" Acnologia asked.

"I don't want to hurt my siblings anymore; my siblings in this world need me."

"If that's your preference then sure," Acnologia shrugged.

Lisanna came up and hugged him, why was everyone so short, Acnologia could never hug anyone back. Not that it would help his image, but it was annoying when people hugged him and were too short to be consoled.

They left the guild relocated and someone name Erza Knightwalker appeared.

"You there," Erza Knightwalker ordered. Acnologia almost hit himself; nearly everyone's guild mark was exposed.

"Hi Erza," Frosch greeted innocently.

"You are Fairy Tail members, guilds are illegal; you are all under arrest," she yelled.

"Try it; I can't wait to fight you!" Natsu laughed.

"NATSU ARE YOU MAD!" Sting cried as an army of soldiers on weird winged buffaloes rose above them.

"Oh, we got this no sweat," Natsu laughed.

Can you guess where that went? 

Acnologia went with Mystogan, Gajeel, Laxus, Lucy, Frosch, and Rogue to find their guild, while the others fought the soldiers and evil Erza.

As they were walking Rogue and Frosch were talking happily. Gajeel, however, looked quite put out.

"Gajeel, you good?" Lucy asked.

"Yep," Gajeel said.

Acnologia let the group get ahead then stopped Gajeel.

"What's wrong?" he asked in a low voice.

"... I want a cat," Gajeel sighed.

"You... What?"

"I want a cat, or a pet, something. Look, Erik has this huge purple flying poisonous snake, Natsu, Wendy, Sting, and Rogue, have other-dimensional flying talking cats."

"Laxus doesn't have a pet."

"He has Freed."

Acnologia began to argue but couldn't think of anything.

"Point is, I'm a dragon slayer, I want a cat... or a pet of some kind," he sighed.

"How about we worry about that after-" Acnologia began.

"GREAT MAVIS, MAGNOLIA IS A LACRIMA!" Laxus cried.

"After we deal with that," Acnologia sighed.

(I shall let Acnologia's internal voices explain the rest as quickly as they can.)

'Dealing with 'that' was much harder than expected. Gajeel attacked a lacrima; turns out only Gray and Erza were inside, who knew? Then realized that Magnolia was a -'

'FREAKING. ISLAND. LACRIMA!' 

'It was an interesting development.' 

'Charle and Mystogan had known about Edolas the entire time and Charle originally thought she was sent here on a mission-'

'BUT SHE WASN'T!'

'Cool. '

'We had a run-in with the exceeds.' 

'Reunited with the others.' 

'YAY!'  

'Exceeds were attacked by Mystogan's evil king/father,' 

'Family drama was taken to new levels. Gray fought creepy Elvis dude, Natsu and Lucy fought creepy conductor dude,'

'Frosch and Rogue befriended the little running girl, Gajeel was fighting giant cat/Mystogan's previous father figure? He also had decided to adopt him as his cat?' 

'Okay whatever, Hurry this up.' 

'The exceeds were now on their side thanks to Wendy ad Charle, yay... and... oh yes, Acnologia was slamming his body against a giant lacrima, that is magnolia, and pushing it away from the exceeds home island...' 

'HOW DID THINGS GO FROM ONE CUP OF COFFEE TO THIS?'

(This has been Fairy Tail by Acnologia, the writer swears to never allow Acnologia's internal voices to narrate ever again. Our sincerest apologies.)

"You got this Uncle!" Natsu cried from a flying buffalo. Little Running girl was driving it... the rest of the army turned up, Lucy and Gray protected the exceeds, Erza fought evil Erza and... ah yes, a random dragon came up and now the seven dragon slayers were fighting it... While Acnologia was pushing giant lacrima of Magnolia a few miles away. They were having the time of their lives... sense the sarcasm.

"This guy's tough," Sting panted

"DIE!" Erik yelled as he gave the Dorma Anim a good Poison Dragon Talon.

"And that, my brethren, is why you don't mess with Erik's snake," Laxus sighed.

"SKY DRAGON ROAR!" Wendy had jumped above the Dorma Anim and unleashed her roar.

"Iron dragon sword," Gajeel yelled plunging his arm into the Dorma Anim's head.

"Sting... let's go unison," Rogue said.

"Oh yeah," Sting smiled.

They performed their unison raid. Laxus roared, Erik used poison dragon scales, Wendy used her wing attack, Natsu used his brilliant flames, and Gajeel used Iron Dragon lace: demon logs.

Needless to say... the Dorma Anim did not win. Acnologia easily grounded the Magnolia Lacrima and the eight turned their attention onto more pressing matters.

Then Mystogan wanted Panther Lily to kill him... He lived up to the Jellal name on that one, Erza beat some sense into evil Erza, Edolas Fairy tail was victorious, Acnologia dressed Natsu up as a demon... that one struck Acnologia to close to home, him actually knowing that Natsu was... well, a demon, he then thoroughly enjoyed watching Natsu get his but kicked by Jellal, and went back through the reverse anima... as did the exceeds, and the real Lisanna.

Edolas. Done.

It was chaos when they got home, the exceeds were there and NO ONE CAME CLEAN! It seemed like all of the parents didn't want to reunite! Acnologia and Erik almost died with these secrets that should have been said. Lisanna reunited with Mira and Elfman. Panther lily joined the guild, Gajeel finally had a cat. And Acnologia finished his cup of coffee... it was cold... but still good coffee.