Chapter 2.1: Kakashi-sensei's suvival test!
(Y/N) yawned, still sleepy. What day is it today....?
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OH MY GOD! I'M GONNA BE LATE!!!
She sprang up from bed in a hurry, she tripped over her feet and fell face first, but quickly stood up, took her shower, and got dressed in her ninja clothes.
TODAY'S THE DAY THEY ASSIGN THE TEAMS!!!!
She took off running outside the Ryudo compound, leaving a trail of dust behind.
"MOVE, PEOPLE, MOVE!"
~Later at the Academy~
(Y/N) had gotten to the Academy just a few minutes before Sakura and Ino, who were currently fighting over who'd sit next to Sasuke.
"Back off Forehead, I was here first!"
"I was here first!"
"I walked into the classroom before you did, everybody saw it!"
"Dream on!"
(Y/N) facepalmed, and then hit her face on the desk. God help me...These clueless
girl-things called fangirls are going to be the death of me... She turned to look at the girls again, seeing that the rest of the class' girls had joined the quarrel. You've got to be kidding me! She hit her face on the desk. Won't they ever shut up?!
(Y/N) was sitting besides Naruto, near the window. Naruto was at her right, and the bickering girls just a few feet away.
"So did I, so I'm sitting next to Sasuke!"
"No, I am!"
Sasuke tched. Clueless.
(Y/N) was starting to get fed up with the noise, as she was still sleepy. She abruptly stood up, hands on the desk. She turned to glare at the girls.
"WOULD IT KILL YA TO SHUDDUP?!" She snapped.
Everyone turned to her and the girls finally shut up.
"S-sorry (Y/N)-chan..." Sakura mumbled.
(Y/N) scoffed, sat back down and put her legs on the desk. "Geez..What a pain.." She mumbled.
Naruto, who was quite mad with the fact that all the girls were obsessed with the Uchiha, jumped on Sasuke's desk, glaring at him.
"NARUTO!! STOP GLARING AT SASUKE!!" Sakura yelled at him. Cha! How dare he glare at my Sasuke?!
Naruto only got angrier and more jealous. Sakura? Why are they so obsessed with him anyways?! The only one who is not obsessed with him is (Y/N)! What's so great about this guy?! What is the deal with this guy?!
Sasuke started glaring back, and the rest could see lightning between them.
(Y/N) narrowed her eyes. I've got a feeling something's gonna happen in...3...2...1!
And she was right.
A boy bumped Naruto, causing him to lose his balance.
"Uh sorry, did I bump ya?"
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Everyome stared wide-eyed in silent for a moment at Naruto and Sasuke.
"What the..?!" Sakura started.
"I-Uhh.."
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS PRICELESS!!!" (Y/N) burst out laughing, causing her to fall from her seat, at the sight of Naruto and Sasuke kissing. Though she was laughing, a part of her was hurt. I can't believe Sasuke is Naruto's first kiss! I..I wanted to be his first kiss...!
Naruto and Sasuke pulled away instantly and started spitting saliva and coughing.
"My mouth's rotting!"
"BLEGH!"
Suddenly Naruto's senses tingled. He slowly looked over his shoulder to see a ton of crazy mad fangirls glaring at him and cracking their knuckles.
Sakura's eyebrows were twitching uncontrollably and she cracked her knuckles. Cha! How dare he?! I was supposed to be Sasuke's first kiss! Naruto, you'll pay for this! She swung her fist at Naruto, but a (S/T) strong hand stopped her fist.
It was (Y/N), who was glaring at her with murderous intent. She held Sakura's fist in its place. "I dare you to lay a hand on him, Sakura, see what happens afterwards." She growled.
Sakura shivered while Sasuke was astonished. How did she get there so fast?! She was sitting right there just a second ago!
Sakura slowly pulled back her arm, cautiously stepping back. "R-right, s-sorry (Y/N)-chan." She apologized, quite scared. How did she get here so fast?!
In the meantime, Naruto's face had a big grin painted on it.
(Y/N)-chan defended me! Just like before!
(Y/N) scoffed and went back to her seat, crossing her arms, and lifting her legs up onto her desk, trying not to fall asleep.
A few minutes later Iruka stepped inside.
"As of today, you all have become full-fledged ninjas. However, you're still only genin, first level ninjas. The tough part's still to come! All the genins will be put into squads! The squads will be made of three, except for one, which will be made of four. Each squad will be led by a Jounin, an elite ninja."
The students start murmuring things. Sasuke thinks his team will only slow him down, while his fangirls all hope to be with him. Naruto wants it to be Sakura and/or (Y/N). And
(Y/N) hopes its Naruto, or Shikamaru or Kiba.
Iruka started saying the teams. It was a while before their names were heard.
"Team 7: Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura."
Naruto cheered and Sakura smacked her face on her desk.
"I'm doomed..."
"Uchiha Sasuke."
This time Sakura cheered and Naruto smacked his face on the desk.
"I'm doomed."
"And Ryudo (Y/N)!"
Huh? (Y/N)'s eyes widened; she didn't know if she should cheer or cry. Sakura was a pain in the butt usually, since she was always fangirling about Sasuke, Sasuke was her rival, so obviously they didn't get along, and Naruto was her best friend, but he'd always be fighting with Sasuke.
Well, she could at least say it was going to be interesting.
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A few days later, (Y/N), Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were waiting inside the classroom at the Academy for their sensei.
Naruto was setting up an eraser on top of the door, so that when their sensei came in it fell on him.
"You're asking for trouble, you know you shouldn't do that!" Sakura argued with him, while in the inside she was supporting him. Cha! I love stuff like this!!
Sasuke scoffed, arms crossed. "Heh, our teacher is a Jounin, an elite ninja, do you really think he'll fall for that?"
(Y/N), who today was wearing a black vest over her shirt, glared at the Uchiha. Stupid Duckbutt...I've a feeling that I already know our sensei...And if he's this late, I think I know who it is... "Shuddup Duckbutt, I bet he's gonna fall for it." She snapped at him. She was sitting on a desk, her feet dangling from it, and a lollipop was in her mouth.
Sasuke's eyebrows twitched. 'Duckbutt' was a nickname she had came up with when they were kids, back when his hair had started to grow into a duck's butt shape. "What did you just call me, Lizard?"
(Y/N)'s eyebrows twitched, as the two glared at each other. 'Lizard' was a nickname he had came up with around the same time she came up with 'Duckbutt'. And the reason for it, was that he compared dragons to lizards. And (Y/N) frankly hated that, specially now that she was aware of the presence of the Thirteen Tailed Dragon inside of her.
The temperature in the room started rising as the Uchiha and the Ryudo glared at each other.
But before they could strike, the door was opened, and the four heard the 'plop' of an eraser.
The eraser had fallen on top of their new sensei.
A man with spiky silver hair, a mask, and a ninja outfit had entered the room. His left eye was covered by his ninja headband.
"Hahaha! I got him! He totally fell for it! Hahahahaha!" Naruto laughed.
"I'm so sorry! I told him not to do it, but he didn't listen. I'd never do anything like that." Sakura apologized. PERFECT SHOT!
"Hn." Sasuke said. He actually fell for it? Is this guy really a Jounin?
(Y/N) had facepalmed at the sight of her old family friend. I knew it...I had a feeling it was that perv... "Hey Kashi.." She mumbled in annoyance with a small wave.
Kakashi looked at the four. So this is my team...The fox kid, the dragon girl, an avenger, and a fangirl. "My first impression of you; you are a bunch of idiots."
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The team sat on the roof with their new sensei.
"Now, why don't you introduce yourselves? One at a time." Their sensei said.
"Introduce ourselves? What are we supposed to say?" Sakura asked, confused.
(Y/N) facepalmed. Gee, Sakura, I wonder..
"Things you like, dislike, dreams for the future, hobbies." Their sensei explained to her.
"Why don't you introduce yourself first? So we can see how it works." Naruto suggested.
The sensei pointed to himself. "Me? I'm Kakashi Hatake, things I like and dislike I hate? I don't feel like you telling you my dreams...As for hobbies...I've got lots." He bluntly stated.
The four sweatdropped.
"Well that was useless, all he really told us was his name!" Sakura mumbled annoyed.
(Y/N) facepalmed again. God, give me patience so that I don't kill him.
"Okay, first up, Naruto Uzumaki." Kakashi said.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, believe it! I like instant ramen, I like the ramen at Ichiraku's, I like hanging out with (Y/N)-chan, and I hate the three minutes you have to wait for the ramen to cook, my hobby is esting different kinds of ramen and comparing them, and my future dream is...TO BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE! Along with (Y/N)-chan, of course! Then the whole village will stop disrespecting us and start treating us like we are somebody important!" Naruto exclaimed, winking at (Y/N), who blushed unnoticeably.
"Alright, next." Kakashi said to Sakura.
(Y/N) sweatdropped. Oh no...here she comes...her inner fangirl...
"I'm Sakura Haruno! What I like is..uhh..I mean, the person I like is.." She giggled, glancing at Sasuke. "Uh..my hobby is uh..mm.." She giggled. "My dream for the future is..! Uh..!" She giggled louder, glancing at Sasuke and twiddling her thumbs, turning her head side to side giggling like a maniac.
(Y/N) and Kakashi sweatdropped. She only thinks about boys!
"And what do you hate?" Kakashi asked her.
"NARUTO!" She answered inmeaditely without hesitating.
Naruto's head dropped and he anime cried. Why does Sakura-chan hate me?
(Y/N) sighed, patting Naruto. "Hn. It's alright. Let her do whatever she wants." Clueless idiot Sakura, making Naru sad..
"Next." Kakashi urged.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I'll make it a reality; I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone." Sasuke declared.
Everyone went silent.
I hope he doesn't mean me! Naruto shivered.
Sasuke is so hot! Sakura fangirled mentally.
Just as I thought...Kakashi closed his eyes in thought.
Show off Duckbutt. (Y/N) scoffed. What's even worse is that we're so alike.
"And last." Kakashi said, turning to (Y/N).
She sighed crossing her arms. "My name is (Y/N) Ryūdo, I like fighting, food, and sleeping. I hate, many, many things and my hobbies are what I do!" She coldly said. She then dropped her eye-lids, and her eyes dulled. "My dream is to restore my clan, find my sibling, and become the first female Hokage." She finished with a dark tone. And something else, but that's a secret.
"Good, you're all unique with your own ideas. We'll have our first mission tomorrow." Kakashi explained.
"What kind of mission?" Naruto asked.
"It's a task that we'll all do." Kakashi said.
"What, what, what, what, what?!" Naruto asked excitedly.
"A survival exercise."
"A SURVIVAL EXERCISE?!" Naruto exclaimed.
"I thought we were supposed to have real missions, not more practice! We already did this at the Academy, that's how we got here!" Sakura protested.
"This isn't like your previous training." Kakashi said.
Oh? (Y/N) raised an eyebrow.
"So uh, so uh, so what kind of training is it?" Naruto asked.
"Hmmhmm." Kakashi chuckled menacingly, making (Y/N) facepalm.
"Hey! What's wrong? What's so funny? That's a normal question!" Sakura asked.
"Hmmhmm. If I told you the answer you wouldn't like it." Kakashi waved.
(Y/N) raised her eyebrow higher. Sounds interesting. Though I bet it's about teamwork.
"Of the 28 graduates who just came here, only ten will be accepted as genin, the other 18 will be sent back to the Academy."
Naruto and Sakura deadpanned while the other two remained silent with a sweatdrop.
(Y/N) shrugged after a few seconds. I bet we'll pass. Even if the others don't figure out the true point of the exercise.
"I told you you'd freak out." Kakashi said.
"NO WAY!! BUT WE WORKED SO HARD!!! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE GRADUATION?!?!" Naruto exclaimed, clearly upset.
"Oh that? That was just to select who'd have the chance to become a genin!" Kakashi answered cheerfully.
"Huh? What?" Sakura said.
"Anyway, tomorrow you'll have to show your real skills on the training grounds, bring all the ninja tools you have, oh, and skip breakfast, you might throw up." Kakashi explained bluntly.
(Y/N)'s eyebrows twitched. Liar. You just want us to be even more weak tomorrow by skipping breakfast. Not gonna fall for that, copy cat. She turned to glance at a worried Naruto, and blushed discreetly. But then, frowned a bit, looking away. Why am I even looking at him like that?..He likes Sakura...And Hinata likes him too...I have no chance with him...
She shook her head, snapping out of it. She slung her arm around Naruto's shoulder, and grinned at the blonde, deciding to stop with her 'emo Duckbutt-like' facade for now. "You can do this Naru-chan!"
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Team 7 was currently waiting for their sensei. Sasuke leaned against a tree, while Sakura and Naruto stood impatient. And (Y/N) was taking a nap, of course.
"Where is our sensei?!"
"He's late!"
"Hey guys, good morning!" Their sensei greeted, as he walked over.
"YOU'RE LATE!!" The blonde and pinkie pointed out.
"Oh I'm sorry, a black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way." Kakashi said. Lamest excuse ever.
A snor was heard. Kakashi raised an eyebrow and peeked up; (Y/N) was sleeping on the tree, hugging a dragon plushie, and mouth opened, drooling a bit. The other three followed his gaze, spotting the young ninja.
Naruto blinked owlishly in a daze. She...kinda looks cute...hugging that plushie...
Kakashi sighed. Even after she's all grown up she stills takes naps on trees with that stuffed dragon... He took out a silver whistle whistle with a weird shape. Good thing I brought this, since I had a feeling this'd happen. He blew the whistle. "(Y/N)!" He called.
(Y/N) inmeaditely jumped up, falling down the tree with a thump, covering her ears. What the hell?! She picked up her dragon and glared at her sensei, rubbing her sensitive ears. "The hell Kashi?! That hurt!!"
Her teammates were clueless. ....What does she mean? That whistle didn't make any sound....
Kakashi sighed, pinching his nose. "We have to go now, (Y/N)."
(Y/N) tched, making her stuffed dragon poof away. Stupid Kashi. He came with that freaking whistle that produces a frequency only dragons can hear...Idiot.
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They were in the training grounds, three logs in front of them. Kakashi started an alarm clock on top of the middle log.
Kakashi turned to the young ninja trainees. He took out three bells, which were connected by a red string. "Here are three bells." He moved them. "Your task is to take them away from me. Whoever does not get a bell from me by noon gets tied up to one of those stumps, not only that but I'll eat my lunch right in front of them."
Naruto and Sakura deadpanned. So that's why!
(Y/N) scoffed, crossing her arms. I knew it. That's why he told us not to eat. Good thing I ate.
"You only have to get one bell, so at least one of you will get tied to a stump, you can use any weapon you want, you won't succeed unless you come at me with the intent to kill me." Kakashi proceeded.
"But Kakashi-sensei, that's too dangerous!" Sakura protested.
(Y/N) snickered silently. He's a jounin, for god sakes Sakura!
"Yeah! You're so slow you couldn't even dodge an eraser! We'll definitely kill you!" The blonde baka laughed.
"In the real world, those with no talent usually bark the loudest." Kakashi pointed out wisely. "Now, let's ignore Mr.Deadbeat here, we'll start when I say-!" He was inmeaditely cut off when Naruto charged at him with a kunai.
(Y/N) smiled, bumping her fists against each other. She smirked. Well, just for a while, I'll act like me and not like a boring cold Uchiha!
The masked Jounin disappeared and reappeared behind Naruto, grabbing the arm with the kunai tightly, and pushing his heard forward, therefore stopping him from attacking.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes. So this is a jounin. Then Naruto started to annoy him, as he didn't do anything to get out of his sensei's grip. Dead last.
Sakura almost facepalmed. What an idiot knuckle-head, cha!
(Y/N) smirked wider. Now that's my Naruto!
"Calm down, I didn't even say start yet, but you came at me with the intent to kill." Kakashi Sensei said with a bored look. He then seemed to smile under his mask. "Seems like I'm starting to like you guys...." He then held his serious look. ".....Begin!"
Everyone disappeared inmediately, hiding, except a certain blonde.
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