Once upon a time...

There lived a girl. She had a very difficult family. Her father, a boxer forced to retire due to serious injuries, thus required care from his family. A delinquent older sister who always got into trouble. And a mother who was quite the neglector most of her motherhood as she focused on her wicked career.

Though she was sad most of the time, she smiled like no other, hiding her true feelings to try and live a positive life.

Growing up, she met a boy who one day grew up to be a brave knight or as they say nowadays, "detective".

After sending the wicked mother to prison, this knight whisked away the young girl, now a woman.

The two happily married begining a new happy family.

The father and sister moved in with the newly weds to help not only with financial- well...they couldn't really help a lot with that...

But what they COULD help with was the upcoming new member of the family.

A baby boy named Jason McKnight.

After a very long birthing process, April McKnight was brought home where she was put to bed due to her exhaustion.

April: Ugh.... Lovely bed.

Her husband, Connor McKnight made sure everything was there to make her comfortable. Their new baby, was in their crib.

Connor: Anything else?

April:(giggles)

April: Just one thing...Give me the baby.

Connor: April you can barely stand, why don't you take a page from his book and rest-

April: Uh-huh... I get what you're saying.... Just... Can I borrow your gun?

Connor:....

Connor; You're going to threaten me with it, aren't you?

April: Noooooo....

Connor: Go to sleep.

April: Fine...

Connor: I'll get something for you to eat.

Leaving the room, April lifts her crossed fingers, finger banging Connor with them behind his back. Tossing aside her blanket April rolls out of their bed and immediately faceplants.

(Thud)

Connor:(in the distance) April...?

April: IF YOU WAKE THE BABY, I'LL KILL YOU~!

April: OH AND I'M FINE.

Rubbing her bleeding nose, April tries to stand, however her legs were a bit too weak to support her weight at the moment.

April: Can't walk...? You already have so much in common with your father!

April: No fair!

She crawls over to the crib, smooshing her face against the soft foam covered bars like a prisoner desperate to feel a bit of freedom. She found the newly born wide awake and staring at her.

April:(whispers) I love you~

Jason:.....(Turns away)

April:!!!?

Crawling to the other side of the crib, she smooshed her face once more to look into Jason's red and green eyes.

April:(waves)

Jason:(turns away)

April: Urk!?

Clenching her heart overdramaticaly, April sobs.

April:(sobs) It hasn't been a day and he already hates me!!

April: Wait...

April:(smiles) He's a ba-by~ he doesn't know he even has arms.

She crawls back around.

April: Peek-a-boo!

Jason:(turns away)

For multiple minutes, she crawled around the crib to stare at Jason who constantly turned away from his mother.

April only stopped once May, her flatter, more athletic older sister arrived to see the scene.

May:...

April: Peek-a-boo!

(Stomp, stomp, stomp)

April: Peek-a-boo!

May: What are you doing?

April: Huh? Oh hi May!

April: Give a sister a hand! Pick the baby up, kay!

May:.... Sure.

Walking over, May lifts April off the ground who began to wildly flail.

April: What are you doing!?

May: Picking up the baby.

Dropping her onto the bed, May wraps April in a blanket just like how her nephew was in the crib.

April: May.... Release me.

Ignoring her, May picks up her nephew and hops in bed with April, snuggling up to her as she brings baby Jason close to her mother. The infant did not have a pleased looked.

April:(gasp)

April: Helllloooo~

May: Better?

April: Yes~

Giving May a peck on the cheek, April leaned as close as she could to Jason.

April: You're such a handsome little man! Yes you are!

April: You're going to grow up to have so many women chasing after you. Yes you are~

April:(glares) And they can't have you!

May:?

April:(glares) Not until they prove themselves in my trials that shall test them physically, mentally, and spiritually.

May: April, he was JUST born.

April: You never know what kind of perverts are out there.

May: Come on, no one would want him.

April:(gasp)!?

April: How dare you! Look at him, any pervert worth their snuff would want him!

April: Just today, I saw how the nurses were eying him.

May: Sis, for the love of God, get some rest.

April:.....

The younger sister leans in close. Gently whispering.

April:(whispers) No~

May; You lost your mind- Wait, where's the baby?

The two noticed that the baby was gone, having escaped his blanky burrito prison. Lucky he hadn't gotten far. They found him crawling into his crib.

There he glared at the sisters before turning away and trying to sleep.

April/May:.....

May: How did he do that?

April:(smiles) Very good Jason! Now come back to mommy!

Jason:(farts)

April:....

April: May, why don't you change his-

Her elder sister was no where to be found. And she lacked the strength to escape her burrito prison.

April;(struggles)

The father of the child enters the room, picks up his child and exits without a single word, to go change Jason, leaving April speechless for a few seconds.

April:(blushing) Such a responsible father....

Connor: Hear grandpa, watch the kid.

Handing Jason to his grandfather, a silver haired ox of boxing, Connor continued to make dinner. The grandfather staring at the baby.

Grandpa/Jason:....

Taking off his sunglasses, he puts them on Jason and continues to watch TV, completely unaware of the mama burrito slowly crawling up to the two.

When Conner entered the room, he found April cradling Jason as her father did the same with her on the couch.

(Click)

Connor; Gonna save that.....

To be continued....