Janetty ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ¹:¹² ᴾᴹ
"name : Janet
age : 21 ( in a week XD)
gender : female
pronouns : she/her/broke
likes : validation, gaming, anime, hiking, cooking, like all types of animals and working out! dm me if you like iced tea but only if! ( I need friends TwT)
me irl :"

I lay on my bed in awe. This was the first time our server had ever had a woman post onto the server. I marveled at her delicate, yet puffy cheeks and her plump, pink lips that curled into a small smile. It was but hopeless to describe it, but I felt a sudden urge to squish them, and even to pinch that perfect little nose of hers.

The seconds turned to minutes as I continued to stare, disregarding the bath I swore to take. However, as much as I enjoyed looking at her, I knew that this was too good to be true. I inched closer to my laptop, wobbling to get my stomach to cooperate. Once I had successfully placed myself closer to the screen, I wiped the snot from my nose with my shirt and began to do what I do best.

Research.

I had been tricked before by falsified images claiming to be such person, never again. I am smarter now, so if I am going to give this woman the privilege of being with me, I will do it right. As an apex male should.

I began my verification procedure by downloading her image, and carefully removing any filters from it - I am a master at image editing. The results appeared on my screen, and I couldn't help but let out a quiet chuckle. "You've done it again, Aqua." I remarked to myself.

I then proceeded to insert the image into a reverse image processing program and begin running a diagnostic scan of the image. Once my computer finished with the analysis, I smiled, "No results found."

"Hoho, you will belong to me, little kitten," I spoke aloud, still staring at the screen. I wiped the sweat off my chin and sat up straight in anticipation.

I quickly tabbed back into my server, and to my horror, there were five heart reactions under her introduction post. I felt my heart sink, and quickly rushed over to #general, missing my click from the sweat oozing from my palm, where my suspicions were confirmed.

CornFlakes ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:⁰⁷ ᴾᴹ
"Bro ikr! So tiny but they act like their bears XD"

Janetty ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:⁰⁷ ᴾᴹ
"yeah that's why my mom wants to sell some ^,^"

Chaoz ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:⁰⁷ ᴾᴹ
"Shit sucks rite?"

CornFlakes ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:⁰⁷ ᴾᴹ
"Drop the addy and I'll go buy em ong XD"

Janetty ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:⁰⁸ ᴾᴹ
"you don't want them trust me!"

It was as I feared, while I was doing my due diligence, ensuring a fraud had not entered my server, everyone else had a headstart in stealing my woman.

I scrolled up, re-reading the messages sent to gain an understanding of my current situation. I need be fast, for the more time I spent calculating a solution, the less time I would have to act on it, my competition was well ahead at this point.

After a couple minutes of hastily reading, I had concluded a few things. Iguana and Chaoz had attempted to make first contact with Janet, but failed, since CornFlakes quickly took advantage of the situation. Quickly, he had picked at her love of anime, and suggested some that he liked. A common tactic when seducing a woman that they often fall for - favor.

With this, whether she wanted it or not, her mind was forced to believe that she owed this man a her time, and so he pivoted the conversation, asking her about the most personal aspects of her life to build the illusion of chemistry. Through which he learned that she wants to be a YouTuber, specifically an anime centered one. She enjoys games such as Valorant and is a long time LoL player.

Truly diabolical, it's practically rape at its given level, nobody else stood a chance. It's a shame that I have arrived, the only alpha male of the server. CornFlakes may be a worthy foe - he did manage to force her to talk to him - but in this art, I excel.

I feel the rage boil through me as the threat of my possession being ripped from my grasp settled in. My hand reached for the mouse, violently shaking I hover the cursor over the message bar. Sweat practically oozes from my hand as I press down on left click, and move my fingers to the keyboard.

My hands lay on the keys in silence for a moment as I think of how to win over Janet. By mistake, my palm touched the W key. I gasp as I press backspace forcefully, making sure not to touch the W key again.

CornFlakes ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:¹⁷ ᴾᴹ
"Yo @AquaFlare I see you XD! Get cho skinny ass in here dawg!"

I froze. What do I do? I hadn't finished brainstorming my angle of attack.

Janetty ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:¹⁷ ᴾᴹ
"whos that flake?"

If I dare go in unprepared, I might slip, unintentionally hand Corn an easier conquest of Janet. Make him look more appealing in her eyes, as the options around her would pale in comparison.

CornFlakes ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:¹⁸ ᴾᴹ
"Bro he's like the chillist dude here XD!
Chillest* (I think lol) but no like fr a real homie"

However it's that or give the impression of a coward, afraid to face adversary challenges like a true man.

Janetty ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:¹⁸ ᴾᴹ
"oh that's cool I think ^.^ he talks here a lot?"

Janet wants a strong male presence, someone who has the ability to defend against any kind of threat that might get in her way. I cannot afford to lose my footing here.

CornFlakes ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:¹⁹ ᴾᴹ
"He's on like all day lol
Wakes up kinda late but goes to sleep like hella late to XD!"

Fuck it! It's all or nothing! This is what I trained for! I would not lose now!

CornFlakes ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:¹⁹ ᴾᴹ
"He kinda shy tho so yea
Go easy on him XD"

I clicked back on the message bar, ignoring my heartbeat as it pounded hard inside my chest. My fingers typed away on the keyboard rapidly, typing and rewriting lines as I tried to put together some sort of strategy. If I wanted to be successful, I had to find a balance between my own personal style and charm. Something she would find worthy of submitting to, or at least in the general direction of that.

AquaFire ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:²⁰ ᴾᴹ
"Let me work out in peace Corn, lol."

I didn't even realize I had stopped typing. It was as if sound and touch had vanished as I stared at my message. Where is her answer? She should be impressed by now! Groveling at my feet to keep her! Why isn't she responding?!

I felt my body temperature rise, sweat dripping down the side of my neck, as a sudden surge of anger and impatience slowly rising. However, I had forgotten about one key detail, and as I was reminded of it, I curled my toes, feeling the fungus between them press together. I fucked up.

CornFlakes ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:²⁰ ᴾᴹ
"Yooooo you work out??? You never told us dude! That's sick man keep going, love that for you ong!"

How could I have been so foolish. I had never once mentioned a physical routine in the server, and in a desperate attempt to connect with Janet, it was as if I had thrown sand into my own judgment.

ChaoZ ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:²⁰ ᴾᴹ
"Bro is pure bone, ain't no way he gone be ripped now like shit"

CornFlakes ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:²⁰ ᴾᴹ
"Hey man, chill that's not cool
If he's tryna work on himself we shouldn't make fun of him"

I needed to regain my composure, and show Janet that I am where she belongs, not these fucking losers. And it just so happens...

Janetty ᵀᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ²:²¹ ᴾᴹ
"wow! that's so cool! @AquaFire what did you hit?"

... That an opportunity for infiltration of the woman mind had opened itself up. And, as if by instinct, I knew exactly how to exploit it.