Error is very proud of his genius plans to help his little moon, while everyone else is far from having a good time...

Notes at end

AntiVoid

"..so what you are saying is that I need to 'communicate' with them? How novel. You know rather a lot of information. Perhaps even more than most Blue types. How very useful~"

Blue was sweating like crazy as he was stared down by the crazy monster, not liking the look in their eyelights or the growling bundle they were casually holding. He had just been out for a walk before he felt blue strings come around him and dragged him into a terrifying white place that he was pretty sure was somehow staring into his SOUL.

He had barely had time to try and gather where he was before he was bombarded with odd questions by one of the tallest monsters he had ever met, who was exuding killing intent like it was their favourite pastime.

He generally considered himself the 'Great Blue, not fearing anything!' but he also had self preservation, discovering with growing dread that this monster wasn't even noticing what they were doing, trying not to break down as the stranger's magic felt like it was suffocating his SOUL.

Grrrr

"Poor little moonlight. Do you need fresh air? Dont worry it wont be long until we are somewhere better and you will be nice and clean"

Blue warily eyed the hissing bundle and wondered what sort of animal it was, noting tear marks in Error's clothing and a small bite mark on their hand that they looked oddly proud of.

He had been asked about best places to stay and most safe locations before Error suddenly asked about children of all things. He prayed they didnt have an actual child as from first glance alone he wouldn't trust them with a goldfish, let alone anything larger.

He had thought Ink was weird but this monster was somehow weirder, doing his best to give suggestions far away from here and so glad he listened to Ink's rants about all the multiverses out there.

He thought he might finally be free when he felt the strings around him loosen but that feeling was quickly thrown out the window when the strings abruptly tightened close to pain and he fell through a portal that made his SOUL race with how it reminded him of the Void, in near tears when he realised he would be stuck with this insane monster and the growling 'pet'.

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DreamSwap

"What a lovely place. All this positivity in the air and all the dirty monsters removed due to 'polluting the place'. How novel! Maybe i should follow their example"

Error said cheerily as he walked down the street, ignoring the looks he gained as he carried a hissing blanket while dragging a tied up Blue behind him, it taking a moment to realise that there might be alternatives here and idly wondering how he should deal with that.

He looked on in curiosity when his path was blocked by a group of armed monsters, his smile gaining a feral edge as he realised that he would likely to be having a lot of fun in this new place.

Good for him and good for his moonlight, what a win!

"Halt in the name of the Justice Reigns. You are to be detained due to class 22, subsection 2.0 which-"

Blue whimpered when the guards were turned to dust within seconds, his terror reaching new heights, feeling he made a large mistake suggesting this place when he saw how large the grin on Error's face was.

"Well it seems im going to need to sort a few things out first that completely slipped my mind. Can't have any silly fakes with our faces out there"

Error hummed and without warning ripped open the Code of the multiverse, humming to himself as the bystanders screamed and ran away in panic, tapping his finger against a lovely AU that was abandoned and was quick to lock it down and to trap any monsters he put in it and quickly removed it from people's memories.

The perfect place to put his little moon so they could recover and now he even had a useful pet to help!

He truly was a genius, mentally patting himself on the back for such a genius plan and without haste formed a new portal, uncaring how he shattered the AU they had just been in and dropping into a lovely little cottage.

It could use some work but that's why he had a pet with him, placing his little moon on the couch and cooing when they burst out and tried to attack him but failed when they passed out seconds later, nearly face planting on the floor if he hadnt grabbed them.

They must have tired themselves out, frowning at how thin their bones were and tutting when he realised they had messed up their pretty feathers. He gently brushed their skull, glad they hadn't hurt themselves with that silly stunt.

He was going to dust a few monsters of this place first and then naming wouldn't be an issue anymore, such a nice easy method. Much easier than renaming himself or his pet, thinking he should have done this years ago when he briefly explored other multiverses.

"Poor dear. Its a good thing im here to help! Dont worry, i'll make sure to keep you nice and safe! I even got you a pet to keep you company. I'll fix everything and I'll be back before you know it~"

That is how Blue somehow ended up holding a babybones that looked far too small in his opinion, alone in a house which didnt even have a single can of food but a small win was that it was clean at least.....even if it was also greatly outdated.

He sat on the couch feeling numb, trying not to think he was all alone now and far away from his home, stuck with a crazed monster who seemed to lack a lick of common sense and trying not to panic when he realised that he was likely going to have to be the one to try and keep the kid alive as Error's sanity was highly questionable in his opinion.

He looked down at the small babybones when they shifted, confused when their purple wings suddenly went pink was that normal? He had so many questions... but didnt have a chance to think further before their eyes opened, their SOUL shaped eyelights odds and yet oddly mesmerising.

Hissss

Before he could say a word the highest screech he had ever heard reverberated in his skull before a burst of magic hit him square in the face and he immediately passed out, happily fading into the darkness with open arms.

Maybe when he next woke up this would have all been a bad dream and he would be back home...

Notes:

Ashes: *Feral noises as he is burritoed like a misbehaving pet*

Error: *Ignoring it and listening to Blue's advice on childcare and many other 'obvious' facts* I see, what novel concepts

Blue: *Kidnapped, afraid and unsure what is going on* AM I ABOUT TO DIE BY A CRAZY MONSTER AND THEIR PET?

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Error: *Giving an insane list of instructions to look after Ashes*-then they need to have their wings preened and-

Blue: *Cautiously interrupting* YOU DO REALIZE I'M A MONSTER AND NOT A PET...RIGHT?

Error: *Staring at them with dark eyelights while holding a hand burning with magic and speaking deceptively softly* You are a 'pet' as I wouldn't dare allow a monster near my precious little moon. Now, which one are you?

Blue: *Near tears in utter terror* W-WOOF..?

Error: *Back to sunshine and rainbows as he continues like nothing happened*

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Blue: *Relieved Ashes woke up and hoping to help them* OH GOOD. YOU ARE OK. LISTEN, I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR PARENT-

Ashes: *Disorientated, feeling trapped and seeing a monster face very close to his and instantly going feral* 👹