Saiki
When you have supernatural powers the impossible becomes possible.

Ben
And when you have extraterrestrial powers even more stuff can happen

A girl walking her dog and a boy approached her commenting on how much of a dog lover he is. "Aw look at this little guy I'm a huge dog lover" 'but I'm way more into girls heh...'

Then the pooch runs off and is nearly hit by a car, the two scream in horror at the thought of the dog getting run over.  And then for some odd reason the car just suddenly flew over the dog.

"Uh... So wanna go out?" The boy asked the girl, "ew were you trying to pick me up?" She retorted. Then Ben Tennyson and a pink haired boy with green glasses and antennas are seen. Ben with a third eye on his face between his other two.

Saiki
My name is Kusuo Saiki, and I have Psychic super powers.

Ben
And as most of you know I'm Ben Tennyson, Well now I'm Ben Saiki Tennyson. And as you also know I have Alien super powers.

Saiki
About 16 years ago an ordinary couple gave birth to a Not so ordinary boy. That happen to be me, I started talking at 10 days, walking at one month and ran my first errand at one year. You'd think when my parents finally took notice of my powers they'd take me to get tested. But the problem was they're pretty strange themselves not to mention lazy.

Ben
A fear years after they found me after I had entered this world. The doorway that sent me here had apparently reversed my age back to a child.

Saiki
And since then Me and Ben have been brothers, and to be honest he definitely makes a good brother.

Ben
Oh why thank you Saiki, thanks to my powers they took to me rather quickly already being used to Kusuo's powers.

Saiki
Still I bet your thinking that these two must be the happiest boys in the world. They can do anything... (looks at the view menacingly) that is what you're thinking right?!

Ben
Saiki....

Saiki
Sorry, but still just because we have powers doesn't mean we are the happiest people in the worlds. Because of my powers I haven't been able to experience the values of a hard day's work or a surprise party.

Ben
I'm actually fine with my powers, but I'm not exactly happy, my family died before I came here and to be honest I'm still sad about that. But all I can do is move forward from here to keep them alive through me.

Saiki
Well said brother well said, but I don't really get angry or sad about it. It's actually nice to have little excitement in my life.

Ben
You say that, yet I always surprise you

Saiki
Okay half lie, for some reason Ben's alien powers can keep me out of his head. So he's able to surprise me but he always warns me ahead of time but when he wants to I can always get excited from his antics.

Ben
Thanks bro, looks like we're almost... Hey isn't that Dad over there?

Saiki and Ben then arrive at their house and see their father locked outside. 'Where the hell are they?' He mentally asked himself, 'why's Dad sitting in front of the house?' Saiki asked, "uh pops what are you doing?" Ben asked.

"Oh Kusuo and Ben welcome home my sons,you're running kind of late aren't you?" he said. "Thanks but as I asked" Ben replied, "well here's the thing, I'm locked out of the house again. Can you either of you open it up for your old pop?" He asked his sons.

'Really?' Kusuo mentally said, he has telepathy so, "you did it the last few time Kuu, I'll do it this times Ben said. He walked up to the door then turned his arm into Load Stars and unlocked the door. "Woah, I just love those powers you two have alien or psychic. They're always so sneaky" the Dad said, "I used to be a super hero so please don't refer t my powers like that" Ben dead panned.

'Yeah I agree with Ben on this' Saiki added, 'imagine what things you could do with those abilities' he thought. 'Keep your dark thoughts to yourself dad' Saiki thought again.

"Kuu, Ben is that you? you're back?" A feminine voice called out, "GAH! We'll talk more later!" The father then ran in. "Saiki I think I found something in our life that's decidedly not normal" Ben said.

'Got that right, and as to what Ben's referring to is our parent's current relationship' Kusuo explained. "I can't believe you changed the locks on me again!!!" Saiki's Dad yelled, "I hope your hungry Kuu, you too Ben I'm making both your favorites" Saiki's mom said.

"Thanks" Ben replied "and now you're choosing to ignore me!! And besides I told you I wanted steak tonight!!" "I'm sorry I must've forgot, but I can boil you a leather shoe if you want?" "I don't want a boiled shoe leather or not!!"

'I wonder when it went so wrong?' Ben thought, 'hey don't ask me, they're not even being truthful about it' Kusuo replied. True enough the two don't exactly hate each other, their thoughts say other wise. 'Oh and if you must know and I'm sure the author is getting tired of always having to remember the names of characters our dad's name is Kuniharu Saiki' Ben said.

'And our mom's name is Kurumi Saiki, Dad is really irresponsible and pathe-(gets hit in the back of the head by Ben and now has a bump on his head) meant to say has little usefulness... and needs help with everything. So lately me and Ben haven't done him any favors because we gets worse each time we help'.

'And as for mom she's really kind, but when you make her upset... (Shivers and pales) it gets scary'. Ben then caught Kuniharu trying to eat the rest of Saiki's pork cutlet. "Uh.. Dad.. bad idea" he tried to warn only for their Mother to retract faster.

"YOURE TAKING KUSUO DINNER YOU THEIF!!!" She roared "THATS IT LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!"

The two just looked at their parents, 'in truth either one of us could break up this fight easily but this is something they're gonna have to work out themselves' Saiki said. 'That And Saiki just wants his coffee jelly desert' Ben added 'eh guilty as charged, earthy with a kind of Citrusy finish. Don't be fooled by the name this is a mature dignified dessert. Better yet when you add a splash of milk it's a whole different dessert..."

Ben then cut off his telepathic link to Saiki 'that's another thing we have in common other than powers, we both have obsessions with foods. Kusuo's is Coffee jelly while mine is smoothies' He thought then turned his link back on.

Only now their parent fight had gone on long enough and Kurumi threw Kuniharu right into Saiki which made him almost drop his snack. Luckily he super sped down and caught it in his mouth before it his the ground.

'Can't let good desert go to waste' the psychic thought, Ben on the other hand had jumped up  and stuck to the ceiling with Spider Monkey's powers. "Careful, monkey see monkey do monkey make a fool out of you" Ben taunted, "you wanted to eat jelly that bad!! And Ben you just wanted to say that line!! Forget that we've got bigger problems your mother's turned into a monster!!!" their dad cried as Kurumi's face looked extremely scary.

"Where do you think you're going?!" She said menacingly 'yah see what I mean?' Ben asked crying a little. "You two are the only thing that can stop her reign of terror!!"

"Okay we are gonna have to stop this" Ben said, 'agreed they nearly made me drop my coffee jelly' Saiki added as Ben sweatdropped. Kurumi threw the table this time but luckily Ben caught it with Wild Vine's vines while Saiki caught the food that was on it.

"That was close" the alien teen said putting it down while his adopted esper brother put the plates back. "I can't believe you two are taking your father's side!" Their mom shouted "ITS NOT THAT WE JUST DIDN'T WANT THE TABLE TO BREAK OR YOUR FOOD TO GO TO WASTE!!!" Ben said placatingly.

'That's it Saiki it's getting out of hand we have to make them hear each other's thoughts' Ben said telepathically. 'Agreed' Saiki then used his forced shared Telepathy which allows him to be a conduit for his parents to share thoughts. Although it doesn't work on Ben for obvious reasons.

'Love you' they both thought "huh did you just say you love me?" Kuniharu asked. "What no!" Kurumi answered before thinking 'I thought that I just thought that but did I say it?!'.

"So you did say it you just admitted it right now" 'is it possible that I love her so much that I've started hearing things?' 'He loves me... so much?' "Huh? You can here me too?" "Huh yeah" 'So He did say it'. "Yeah but not out loud" "What... KUSUO!!!"

Ben couldn't help but laugh at the show, both parents tried to tell Kuu to stop saying that them finding out they still love each other is their greatest nightmare. Only to be in each other's arms again, "Now was that so hard?" Ben asked, 'when they're your parents it is' Saiki said, 'true'.

Things had gone well.. that was until they took Saiki's coffee jelly, then Ben ran to hide somewhere to avoid being Saiki's latest victim. And after the house exploded.