Liam: Harry. Come. Over. Here. In. The. Group. Now.

Zayn: Whoa, Liam using period after every single word is a living emergency alarm.

Niall: *Brings in a bucket of popcorn*

Zayn: *steals some popcorn from @Niall *

Niall: *Swats @Zayn 's hand away from the bucket*

Zayn: *scowls*

Niall: *sticks tongue out*

Liam: Harry Edward Styles, shift to the group and start talking.

Zayn: *distracts @Niall and grabs the whole bucket of popcorn*

Niall: *gives out a battlecry*

Zayn: *grins annoyingly*

Liam: ISTG I'M DONE WITH YOU TWO!

Liam: Act like people your age, how many times do I have to tell you that?

Niall: *glares at @Zayn *

Liam: ....

Liam: Fine then, let me do it your way

Liam: *Throws a mighty flip flop on Zayn's head* *Twists Niall's ear with reprimand*

Niall: OW!

Zayn: OWWW!

Liam: Harry, you were going on and on in private chats, what happened now?

Harry: What was the point of telling you in private then if you're announcing it here now -_-

Niall: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Zayn: What's the matter Harreh?

Niall: Yah, you can tell Mama Zaynie what the matter is.

Liam: XD

Zayn: Mama Zaynie... MAMA ZAYNIE?! -_-"

Harry: you know, coz Gigi got a necklace with the word 'Mama' on it and because you're the mom of the Band.

Zayn: I got that already. Need not have clarified...

Zayn: So what's the matter?

Harry: I think I've grown fat now... and sad...

Harry: Like, real fat

Zayn: But you were showing off that body on the beach on that album shoot probably a few days back. How come you can get fat in such record time?

Niall: Yeahh, the shoot where he talked to that mystery girl and Louis got all mad...

Harry: ....

Liam: NIALL WE DON'T HAVE TO MENTION THAT

Niall: Oops-

Harry: That's what caused me to start stress-eating a dozen doughnuts and now I don't feel too good about the decision

Niall: Me is hungry now T^T

Zayn: Why don't you eat that popcorn which u refuse to share, Niall

Niall: The popcorn is VIRTUAL! Me's hunger is REAL >:|

Harry: Thanks for listening and replying so appropriately. I really appreciate how you all are NOT giving a flying duck to my problem. -_-

Harry: Shizzzz Liam's autocorrect got into my phone!

Liam: You're just taking it way too seriously, Harry. Louis was lust momentarily angry with u.

Harry: ...Lust?

Liam: MY DUCKING AUTOCORRECT IS BACK ON!

Liam: Give me a meme... I'll sex it back...

Niall: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Zayn: Oh dear God XD

Liam: I meant GIVE ME A MOMENT... I'LL FIX IT BACK...

Harry: I see, talking about my problem in the group was a very productive idea, Liam. :/

Louis: You know, it's about four in the morning here in LA and the messages are driving me crazy?

Niall: You back to LA, Louis? We thought you were in Italy

Louis: I was, until I heard about someone chit chatting with someone on a beach.

Zayn: You welcome ^-^

Harry: ... More doughnuts, here I come...

Niall: But larents can't break-up like that! :(

Niall: You two are me life! I can live without Nandos but not without Larry...

Louis: Ya know what Nail, I still haven't forgiven you for calling Freddie a mouse, so stop pestering me.

Niall: ....

Harry: I had said I'm sorry, Lou!

Louis: LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Liam: Real mature, Louis

Liam: So I just got a call while I was throwing that autocorrect out of my device and the person wants to tell us something important. Can I add him up into the group?

Zayn: As long as it's not one of my exes, sure

Louis: Do you even keep count of how many flings you've had Zayn?

Zayn: Unlike you, yes ^-^

Liam added James Corden into Directionators

Liam made James an admin

Louis: Why an admin, Liam?

Liam: Wasn't it a ritual; all being equals?

Zayn: And YET I'm not an admin T^T

Niall: You cause more havoc by sharing pics, we don't need a daily change of group name once you're an admin @Zayn

Zayn: I shared the truth, for some harmless drama, 0____0

Liam: Harry stress-eating; Louis leaving a freaking country overnight; pretty harmless, I see.

James: Hello boys!!!

Niall: Hi James!

Zayn: Heyo!

Liam: Heyy :)

James: I don't see my cat greeting me...

Niall: HAHAHAHAHAHA @Louis come on, say hello to James now

Louis: Meow @James

James: ^0^

James: So coming over to the point, I need all your addresses, rn.

Louis: Wow, that wasn't creepy at all!

Zayn: IKR @Louis

Liam: But why exactly?

Niall: I had seen his video where he shares the idea of a reunion of some sort

Louis: Our reunion, you mean?

Niall: YAH! :D

Zayn: Nope, bad idea.

Niall: :(

James: But boys! I'm literally receiving dozens of threats, messages and requests to kidnap and reunite y'all even after I've declined the idea!

James: Harry! Where are you? I need your support, sweetheart!

Louis: ....

James: .... My autocorrect messes up sometimes, I didn't type that 'sweetheart' actually.

Louis: Uh-huh, very convincing, I believe ya.

Harry: I'm not ready for a reunion rn actually...

Niall: BUT I AM!!!

Liam: Count me in as well :)

Zayn: Nope, no from me. I'm a father now, my girl needs me.

Liam: I too have Bear's responsibilities, u know Zayn. But still I can manage a reunion.

James: Must be tough raising a wild natured animal in a civil environment

Liam: ......

Liam: For the hundredth time, BEAR'S NOT A REAL BEAR.

Zayn: Liam's anger is about to flare.

Niall: And yet it's the rhyming about which we care.

Louis: Don't ever repeat that, James, don't ya dare.

Niall: Louis and Harry are having an affair!

Harry: It's not at all true! I swear!

Louis: And here we present our latest songwriting skills to you, James.

Niall: That didn't rhyme Louis! :(

Louis: You got a problem with that, Nail?

James: Y'all have got such talent and yet you're all too stupid to reunite!

James went offline

Harry: We all made him upset :(

Zayn: I bet he's gonna try and use our contact details to track us down now.

Niall: Guess what? Me is gonna help James in the mission! :)

Zayn: OHNONIALL

Louis: FOOK OFF! YOU WON'T DO THAT

Harry: Istg Niall if you tell James where I am, I'm boarding the next flight to Tokyo so that he can't track me in Italy

Zayn: ....

Liam: ...

Louis: Haz, you just told us all where you will escape to if James looks for you in Italy.

Harry: Oh no... It's messed up.

Harry: ... ORRRR IS IT?

Niall: He lied about the Tokyo thing!

Louis: We can never know when it comes to Harry *shrugs*