Louis: Hey, Nail,

Niall: ???

Zayn: Vas happenin'?

Louis: You lost your screws or what? I called out for Niall.

Zayn: It's a group and I'm a rightful admin in here. I can text whatever I want.

Louis removed Zayn from admin

Louis: Much better now.

Niall: Louis you were saying?

Zayn: Watch out Tomlinson. I'll be back with a sweet revenge

Louis: Dude, it's you who needs to watch out for that big signboard straight ahead.

Zayn: What signboard?

Louis: The signboard on the path of your career that says, 'DEAD END'.

Liam: Oof burnnnnnn

Zayn: stfu

Niall: Louis you were saying???

Louis: The truth always tastes bitter, Malik.

Zayn: Why am I even wasting my time talking to you?

Louis: You trying to make it as a one-man show by leaving the band abruptly is a bigger waste of time.

Liam: It's getting bad now...

Niall: LOUIS

Niall: YOU

Niall: WERE

Niall: SAYING

Niall: SOMETHING???

Louis: Oh, yeah. You were getting bored, right?

Niall: How did u know?

Louis: Dude, u counted the number of chips in a Doritos pack today when I had called you. How's that for a proof?

Niall: Me was just checking if they actually mean it when they say there's 25% extra in the pack!

Zayn: reminds me of the time Harry dropped his phone into the bowl of soup to see if it floats XD

Liam: And what was the outcome Niall?

Niall: They betrayed me. There was just as many as a regular pack :(

Louis: In that case, Doritos and Zayn need to collaborate ASAP. A traitor's duo would be amazing to witness.

Zayn: HEY!

Louis: So as I was saying, Niall, here's something toget the boredom away! 

Louis sent a pic:-

Niall: HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHH

Liam: What the-

Zayn: Even in the female version Liam looks like the studious girl of the class

Louis: Face App is LIT! I tell you.

Zayn: Wait a min... They enlarged Liam's eyes!

Niall: AHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAAA!!!!

Liam: What's wrong with my eyes? >:|

Louis: Oh nothing, Payno, you got pretty eyes. :)

Liam: I feel so very offended

Louis: So do I send Liam's aged version now?

Liam: NO THANK YOU

Louis: Why, of course I don't need a 'THANK YOU' from you for sharing the pics Liam. ^-^

Liam: NO,,,,,,,,,,,, THANK YOU

Niall: Jesus, when did Louis start pointing out literary mistakes?

Liam: Yeah, if u noticed, he hasn't missed a single comma or a period the entire time he's texted!

Zayn: Louis misses his periods?

Niall: *Not laughing at all*

Liam: *Not even chuckling, swear to God*

Louis: SHUT UP YOU TWO! Nail's laugh is ringing in my head now.

Niall: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA

Louis: There it was. -_-

Zayn: Look whom I discovered

Zayn sent a pic:- 

Louis: *whistles*

Liam: Haz lookin' hot

Niall: Oh God.

Louis: Why do I hear dread in your voice Nail?

Zayn: Now that Ni has mentioned it, I too realized that!

Niall: Uh-huh... Damn, me is getting really pissed now...

Liam: Care to explain what telepathy u two are doing?

Zayn: Remember that time when Niall got dragged by the fans?

Louis: Never forgot it anyway

Niall: Harry's female version looks like one of them...

Liam: .......

Louis: .......

Zayn: I should've known it was him!

Louis: Shut up Malik.

Liam: Alright, let's just change the topic now- 
Liam sent a pic:-

Louis: (O.O)

Zayn: I know I look hawwwt but stop bawling your eyes Tommo ;)

Louis: No, I was wondering how much time the editor would've had to waste in trying to wipe that entire narcissistic label on your face to make it look presentable had a Face App not been invented.

Liam: But she does look hot.

Niall: Agreed

Zayn: Oh I'm flattered!

Louis: stfu, you're flattered even by the reflection of your face in a water-ditch.

Zayn: Aw, don't be so jealous now Lou!

Louis: Don't call me Lou.

Zayn: Okay, how about Poo?

Liam: Niall, they r fighting now. What do we do?

Niall: How about we take a tour to Waterloo?

Harry: I wanna take part in this song-writing too!

Niall: Aye! Harreh in da house!

Louis: Baby, where were you all this while?

Harry: In the shower... just realized my phone was dying of all the notifs

Liam: If Harry was in the shower all alone

Liam: Thus proven that Larents aren't under the same roof today ;)

Harry: Look what I found- 
Harry sent a pic:-

Niall: Nice change of the topic Harry but AHAHHAHAHAAAAA WHAT IN THE NAME OF FREAKING GOD WHO MADE THIS I LOOKSOPRETTYYYYYYYYYY

Louis: You missed commas, periods AND spacing. Gosh, my head hurts reading that now Nail.

Niall: That was the intention Lou ^-^

Zayn: The She-Niall looks like the girl I had a crush on when I was in high school

Liam: ZAYN!! I thought we were a thing! :(

Louis: Looks like Malik betrayed you as well Li

Zayn: stfu Poo

Louis: What if I don't? What will u do?

Zayn: Even Liam's dog obeys the word 'Shoo'

Louis: You can't make a difference between a lion and a dog? How pathetic of you!

Liam: OHOOOOOHOHOOHOOOOOO

Niall: Lads are on fire today with all the rhyming

Zayn: Hey Poo, how about we have a look of your pic?

Louis: No thanks.

Zayn: Why, of course I don't need a 'thanks' for sharing the pic ;)

Louis: YOU. DARE. NOT-

Zayn: Here we goooooo 
Zayn sent a pic:-

Niall: OML

Niall is typing...

Louis: It's gonna be a long ass laugh now, isn't it Neil? -_-

Niall is typing...

Liam: What on earth happened to your right eye in the female version?

Zayn: Even Face App failed to put the right amount of make-up

Niall is still typing...

Liam: Looks more like a black-eye than mascara to me now

Zayn: I bet they had a row and Eleanor punched him

Louis: How 'bout I punch ya?

Niall is typing...

Zayn: Gotta go, UNLIKE you, Poo, I have a song to finish writing and some brilliant lyrics just struck my head :)

Louis: *scoffs* more like 'Gotta Zayn!'

Zayn went offline

Niall is still typing.....

Liam: See ya later guys

Liam went offline

Niall is typing...

Louis: For god's sake Niall.

Louis went offline

Niall: Wait up lads! I wasn't virtual-laughing!

Niall: I mean I was laughing and that's when me phone slipped off me hand and dropped under the bed. I was fishing out for it and accidentally typed up all sorts of literature

Niall: Lads?

Niall: Okay then.

Niall went offline

Harry: HEY GUYS!

Harry: Guys?

Harry: My phone was dead so I had to plug it in for a while

Harry: No one?

Harry: Just me?

Harry: Hey Harold! How's it going?

Harry: I'm all good bud! Thanks for asking :)

Harry went offline. 

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