Time: 2:34 A.M

Niall: Hello!

Niall: Anyone online?

Niall: LADS!

Niall: .....

Niall: Just me in here then.

Niall: Oi, I'm bored!

Niall: Fine, I'll just go and cry in a corner then

Zayn: Aw, no sweetie! What happened?

Harry: Protective mommy to the rescue!

Liam: You guys won't even let my dogs sleep in peace. My phone is blowing up with notifs!

Harry: Wow, your autocorrect seems to be asleep rn coz u didn't make a fool out of yourself in the entire text!

Louis: STFU and go back to sleep people!

Louis: The previous text isn't meant for Haz

Harry: Aw, <3

Zayn: Aye, someone please make me an admin.

Liam: Why? Dick of that grope name?

Liam: ....... SICK of that GROUP name?

Harry: I fell off my bed reading this!

Louis: Congratulations, your autocorrect is wide awake and in the right spirits! :)

Liam: -_- I feel so blessed, Louis.

Zayn: Uh-huh, I really need to correct that 'four' to 'five'

Niall: I feel so neglected.

Zayn: What? No! Come on now Ni, tell us what's the matter?

Niall: Amelia and I had a row

Louis: You sad about a row? Duh

Louis: Kiddo, just watch and learn from me!

Niall: Eleanor and Amelia are not the same bro-

Louis: ......

Harry: Louis

Louis: ......

Zayn: Someone's ego is stopping them from apologising, *smirks*

Louis: stfu non-existent element of nature

Zayn: You know what else is non-existent?

Harry: Zayn no...

Liam: Bad decision Malik...

Zayn: Your happy life with Eleanor

Harry: I'm leaving now

Liam: Same here

Niall: I really dunno whether to grab a bucket of popcorn or to put the phone aside now

Louis: I know another non-existent

Harry: Lou-

Louis: Zayn's solo career

Liam: *shivers*

Niall: Who said anything about putting the phone away? Hell, me is rooting with a bucket of popcorn!

Zayn: Oh, I got another one!

Zayn: Louis' height

Louis kicked Zayn from Fantastic Four

Louis: Now the name of the group fits in, eh?

Harry: Finally some peace!

Niall: No! Me was enjoying the show

Louis is typing...

Niall: That was me autocorrect!

Louis: Quick, but lousy, thinking Horan

Liam: Niall, my autocorrect feels inflated

Liam: INSULTED

Harry: Lou, can we add Malik back?

Louis: HARREH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY ALLY!

Harry: He's spamming me with crying emojis in private!

Niall: And me too

Liam: Oh dear god! He sent me ninety eight crying emoji messages just now! All separately

Louis: Just block him already, idiots

Harry added Zayn to Fantastic Four

Louis removed Zayn from Fantastic Four

Harry left Fantastic Four

Niall: This is messed up now

Liam: Agreed

Louis: What the hell, Harry!

Liam: You know Louis, he can't read that now

Louis added Harry to Fantastic Four
Louis made Harry an admin

Louis: Niall, would you do the honour to...

Niall: Oh sure,

Niall added Zayn to Fantastic Four
Niall made Zayn an admin

Louis: NAIL!

Niall: I accidentally did that!

Zayn changed the name of the group to Directionators

Louis: .....

Harry: Damn

Liam: It's actually better than the previous ones

Zayn: The 'non-existent' element does have significance now, huh? *smirks*

Niall: Me is so happy about the accidental admin thing now!

Harry: Lou? Wanna share a word?

Louis: No thanks, I'm good.

Niall: ......

Liam: ..........

Harry: Louis.......

Louis: FINE! It's good. But that doesn't change the fact that you left us in the middle of a tour and didn't once think about the consequences!

Zayn: I needed a break, Louis

Louis: Uh-huh, a break from what? From faking the friendship we had for five years straight?

Zayn: ......

Louis: Or a break from faking to be a member of the band?

Zayn: .......

Louis is typing...

Liam: OKAY! ENOUGH OF IT ALREADY NOW

Niall: Yeah, I don't feel good about this fight

Harry: But Lou does sound hot when he turns this way,

Niall: ....

Niall: Harry, it's a plain text. How can u hear stuff?

Harry: Oh Nialler, it's out of your ability to understand ^-^

Zayn: Louis is sitting right beside you, isn't he Harry?

Louis: *scoffs*

Harry: Nope, Malik

Liam: Thus, proven accurately correct!

Louis: Wha-

Niall: When did u two start spending time with each other this late?

Zayn: Larent Goals ;)

Harry went offline
Louis went offline

Zayn: What do u think they are doing now that they're both offline?

Liam: Oh gosh your mind

Niall: Me innocent brain!