My cat that I named after Markiplier is RAPING ME!

So, I'm just laying here, right. And then he jumps on my stomach. Obviously I just ignored him because.....life....and he goes down to my legs and starts LICKING ME HAND.....

that's not the weird part. After a while he licks my THIGHS almost actually making.....make....very weird noises....so I instantly get up and take him off of me. Then he meows and I put him down.

He jumps back up and gets on my face(he is a small cat) and starts to lick my lips!

O-O

Save meh!

(I was looking through my RAINBOW CLUB crap

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