These are some of my family jokes my whole family (I live with) use.

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What in the world are dad's?~
DADS HAVE A PENIS! A VERY BIG PENIS!~
They swing them around and sometime sit makes a slapping sound!~
What in the world are dad's?~
DADS HAVE A PENIS! I VERY SMALL PENIS!~
DADS cry for hours because the mom's won't suck them.~
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE DADS?~
DADS HAVE A PENIS!~
[Me and my lil bro made that]
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If we see a yellow car, everything matters~
[My mom made that up]
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No. That's all that matters.*waves hand in face*
Or, another version is,
No.....WHAT?!?!
[We kept adding stuff to that. My whole family thought of it]
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PEANUT BUTTER!
[I made that up]
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Suddenly, pineapples!
[Asdf movie made my family use it]
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*I nod to my cat*
*cat nods back*

Me, my family, and my cats have formed a cult. We will soon take over the world.
[My whole family and our cats]
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I have not more but I'm too lazy to write them. *le shrug*
Byeeeeeeeeee!