Why Is It that I always wake up before my alarm

I guess I'll just get ready for work I have to be There on time Its my first day after all.

                      40 minutes later

All done I think I look great well let's go I only have 10 minutes left to get to work.
                  8 minutes later
Taxi driver*were here*

In my head*about time that taxi driver was slow good thing I made it in time*

*Thanks for the ride*

Taxi driver*no problem have a nice day*

*walks in*

*Ah you must be Soto the new head*

*Uh yeah u must be my boss*

*Um no I'm your assistant Mona*

*Oh I'm sorry they didn't tell me I was getting an assistant.*

*They never do so you ready to go.*

*Yep*

*Right this way*

*And here we are this is your office call me if you need anything I'll be at that desk across from your office.*

*OK thank u Mona that will be all for now*

*OK*

                       8 hours later

*Ugh well I'm heading home good bye Mona*

*Good bye ms.humora have a good night*

*You to*

*Its so dark out*

*I better hurry up home*

*start to get paranoid*

*Ahh what was that*

*Oh it was just the wind*

*jumps up*

*Who touched me*

Oh *laughs scaredly*it was me never new how much the streets look so scary at night.

                     5 minutes later

*Finally home I thought I wasn't gonna make it I need to get a car*

*But I can't worry about that right now I'm to tired*

*falls asleep on the couch*