"This is an actual universe" said Luke.

"WHAT?!" said Izuku, Inko, Ochako, Iida, and Toga.

"This makes me very uncomfortable" said Ochako.

"Same here" said Todoroki.

"Peace was never an option" Luke said coldly.

"I just like calling him Deku. What's so wrong with that?" Ochako said.

"My costume isn't made out of Sully's fur. I just chose the colors cuz I like them" said Mina.

"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!" Luke joked.

"Another universe, obviously" Luke said.

"I only have four followers on Instagram" Kaminari said sadly and with his head down.

"Horikoshi is a huge Star Wars fan, sooooo..." Luke said.

"Wait, Shigaraki's my cousin?!" Izuku said in shock.

"Probably not. There's a fan theory that your mom and his dad are siblings and I used to believe that theory a long time ago, but I don't anymore. There's also a theory that All For One is your father" said Luke.

"WAIT, WHAT?!?!" said Izuku, All Might, and Inko.

Don't worry, it's not true. At least not in your universe it isn't" said Luke.

"This was a universe where Aizawa and Mic had gambling debts and tried to rob a bank. As you can imagine, people immediately knew who they were and they were arrested" said Luke.

"Just wait until you see Future Mic" said Luke.

"I love me some jazz" Mic said.

"My dad actually gave me and Deku tips on how we can build a brick wall to keep Toga away" said Ochako, while Toga pouted.

"Bakugo, we've talked about sending aggressive emails to your classmates" said Aizawa.

"I'm not evil at all!" Iida said defensively.

"The how do you explain this" Luke said as he brought up the next meme.

Iida didn't say anything.

"If any of you try to storm Area 51 then you'll get detention" Vlad said.

"Stop making fun of my dead friend" said Aizawa.

"Iida, let's try this!" Sero said excitedly.

"No. It's too dangerous" said Iida.

"I'll allow it" said Nezu.

"Why do they hate me?" All Might asked sadly.

"They probably have bad taste in characters" said Luke.

"Overhaul is many horrible things, but is he transphobic?" Izuku asked.

"I am" said Overhaul.

(A/N: Like I said earlier, transphobia will not be tolerated in my books, either. Make a transphobic comment and your comment gets deleted and you get banned.)

"KILL THIS TRANSPHOBIC FUCKER!!!" Luke shouted as he pulled out a spiked baseball bat.

They all beat Overhaul up, then Luke grabbed him and threw him into a mysterious portal.

"You didn't actually kill him, right? He may be a transphobe and a child abuser, but death is too horrible of a punishment for anyone" said Nezu.

"I didn't kill him... but he'll wish I did. I'll bring him back later for more torture" Luke said.

"You know, I used to be like the violent people in the background, but now I've come to grips with life and I'm more like the chill guy minding his own business. If someone tries to start an argument in my book or say their ships are better than mine, I just ignore them and block them. Guess I got some character development" Luke said.