"Alright, this universe is a bit violent, so I'll be sending the kids away now" said Luke as he snapped his fingers.

"This universe is based off a game I haven't played in a while, but really enjoyed. It's called Team Fortress 2, or TF2 for short. Basically, some of you are mercenaries who fight other mercenaries of yourselves. These are your introduction videos. Let's begin" said Luke.

It began with a metal door opening, and it showed Izuku wearing a red t-shirt, dog tags, a baseball cap, and a few other things. He was also holding a shotgun. Kirishima was behind him, wearing a red military uniform and a black helmet. He had a bazooka.

They looked at a nearby building and saw enemies inside wearing blue. Izuku cocked his gun, and he and his allies made a run for the base. The enemies started shootings at them, but Izuku ran incredibly fast and was able to dodge all their bullets.

"I take it I'm some sort of runner in this?" asked Izuku.

"You'll see" said Luke.

It showed Izuku jumping from rooftop to rooftop, then it showed him behind chased by enemies, but a train ran them over and Izuku ran past the train just before it could hit him.

It then showed a title card and played the TF2 theme:

"Izuku is the Scout in this" said Luke.

Izuku then stepped in front of the title card.

"Um... I- I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?" asked Izuku in a Bronx accent.

It cut to a Sato in blue, about to eat a sandwich. But then Izuku tapped his head with his baseball bat.

"Yo, what's up?" asked Izuku.

It then cut back to Izuku in front of the title card.

"Do- Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?" asked Izuku.

"No, we don't" said Bakugo.

It cut to the Blu Sato trying to punch Izuku, but Izuku easily dodged them.

"Basically... kind of a big deal" said Izuku back in front of the title card.

It then showed Izuku using his bat to choke Sato.

"Is Midoriya seriously gonna kill all of us in these universes?" asked Sato.

"No. Not all of you" said Luke.

It then cut back to Izuku in front of the title card, looking at his skinny arms.

"Oh, man. That's beautiful" he said.

It then cut to Sato holding Izuku in a chokehold before cutting back to Izuku talking.

"You listening? Ok. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha? I hurt people" Izuku said.

It then cut to Izuku hitting Sato in the stomach with his baseball bat while saying "BOINK!"

"I'm a force a nature" said Izuku.

It cut to Izuku hitting Sato in the face with his bat while saying "BONK!"

"If you were from where I was from, you'd be ****ing dead" said Izuku as it showed him jumping down onto Sato and swinging his bat on his head while he tried to reach for his sandwich.

"WHOOO!" said Izuku in front of the title card.

It then played the TF2 theme and showed a picture of Izuku with all his teammates.

It then showed Izuku sitting on top of Sato while eating his sandwich.

"So, Midoriya assaulted me and stole my sandwich? What a great friend" said Sato.

"That's just one of you. There's Satos on both the Red team and the Blu team" said Luke.

It then began with the next video. It showed a Blu Pyro burning using his flamethrower before getting blown up by a rocket. It then showed a Blu Demoman getting blown up by a rocket. Then another Blu Sato.

It then showed the title card and played the TF2 theme:

"I take it I'm the Soldier, since we saw me wearing an army helmet in Midoriya's thing?" asked Kirishima.

"Yep. But first, a moment of silence for the voice of the Soldier in the actual TF2 game: Rick May" said Luke as a soldier helmet appeared in his hand and he put in on his chest.

It was silent for a few moments.

"Let us continue" said Luke.

It showed Kirishima in his red soldier outfit in front of what looked like other men in soldier helmets.

"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!" said Kirishima.

"Sun Tzu never said that" said Aizawa.

It cut to Kirishima screaming while holding a shovel. He charged at enemies and shot them with a shotgun and then his bazooka while avoiding being hit by gunfire and explosives.

It cut back to Kirishima in front of his "soldiers" while holding two grenades.

"Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one" said Kirishima as he hit the grenades together.

"Am I completely crazy in this?" asked Kirishima.

"I think you all are" said Luke.

It cut back to Kirishima in the battlefield.

"There's a sentry up there!" said Izuku.

Kirishima jumped above the sentry, fired a rocket at it and launched himself in the air with said rocket. He then jumped down and fired a rocket at a Blu Sato and Pyro. A Blu Spy came out on invisibility mode behind Kirishima and was about to stab him with a knife, but Kirishima pulled out a shovel and whacked the spy in the face with it before he could.

"Brutal" said Mina.

It cut back to Kirishima in front of the "soldiers" he laughed.

"And from that day forward and time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!" said Kirishima.

It then showed that the soldiers were actually decapitated heads on a fence wearing soldier helmets. One heads fell off the fence.

The audience had to try not to puke.

It played the TF2 theme and showed the picture again, this time focusing on Kirishima and his teammates.

It then showed Kirishima on the ground looking down on the head that fell over.

"Unless it's a farm!" he said.

It then began the next video.

"The Pyro is Todoroki" said Luke.

The title card then burned away, and it showed a pair of legs walking through a scorched battlefield. It then showed Sato sitting in a dark room talking to a camera.

"I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me" said Sato in a Russian accent as he leaned closer to the camera.

It cut back the figure approaching a Blu Izuku and Engineer. The Engineer closed a door, locking Izuku out.

"No, I- I ain't- I ain't talking about that freak, alright?" said Izuku as it cut to him in the dark room.

He tried to get his microphone off. "He's not here, is he?! How do I get this damn thing off?!" said Izuku as he tried to get the microphone off, got up and knocked the camera over.

"Why are my friends afraid of me?" asked Todoroki.

"You'll see" said Luke.

It cut to the figure (Todoroki) kicking a door open and entering a building with his flamethrower.

It then cut to the Red Spy sitting in the dark room, smoking a cigarette.

"One shallows to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask" said the Spy. He was wearing a mask and in a dark room, as well as speaking in a French accent, so the audience didn't know which MHA character he was.

It then showed Todoroki burning the entire town with his flamethrower. He was wearing a red uniform and a black gas mask that completely covered his head.

"What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty" said the Spy.

It then zoomed in on Todoroki's mask lense and the audience saw his point of view... it was a candy rainbow wonderland. In Todoroki's mind, he had an instrument of some sort that blasted rainbows and bubbles. The song 'Do You Believe in Magic' by The Lovin' Spoonful was also playing.

It showed Sato with his normal head, but the body of a fat baby with wings. He was eating a giant sandwich, then flew and giggled.

...

"WHAT" said the audience.

"Todoroki is mentally deluded or something. He thinks everything is a kiddy wonderland, when in reality he's murdering people" said Luke.

Todoroki grabbed a giant lollipop and lifted it in the air and cheered. Sato ran over to him to get the lollipop, Todoroki laughed and ran over to him as well. He jumped in the air and was about to give Sato the lollipop, but just before he did, it briefly cut back to reality, where we see Todoroki was actually swinging his axe down on Sato's head and killing him before cutting back to the candy wonderland. It showed baby Sato with the giant lollipop in his mouth.

Todoroki then saw a baby Izuku flying over to him. He landed on Todoroki's instrument and Todoroki blew bubbles in his face, but then it showed that in reality he was shooting Izuku in the face with a flare gun, before cutting back to the wonderland.

Todoroki then saw baby Iida hiding in a giant present. He went to go open it, but then it cut to the real world, and Todoroki was actually trapping Iida inside of a barn and burning it down.

"And I thought Touya was the deranged arsonist in our family" said Natsuo.

"Screw you!" said Dabi.

It showed Todoroki in the wonderland frolicking with the baby Blu team, before cutting back to the real world once again. The Blu team was burning and being massacred. A Blu Sniper fell out of a window and grabbed Todoroki's leg.

"HELP!" he screamed, but then he realized who's leg he just grabbed, and Todoroki blasted his flamethrower in his face.

It played the TF2 theme and showed Todoroki with his teammates.

It then showed Todoroki walking off into the sunset in the wonderland, before it changed back to reality while zooming through a hole in Kirishima's chest. Kirishima collapsed to the ground and his helmet fell off while Todoroki whistled the tune and walked through the burning town.

"That was disturbing" said Izuku.

"No shit" said Bakugo.

"You're up, Bakugo" said Luke.

"FUCK!" Bakugo shouted.

It played the TF2 theme and showed this title card:

It showed Bakugo wearing an eyepatch over his left eye, a red uniform, and a few other things while holding a grenade launcher and running through explosions. The scene froze as it showed him in mid-air and smiling.

"What makes me a good Demoman?" they heard Bakugo's voice in a Scottish accent say.

"If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussing it with ya, now would I?!" said Bakugo as it showed him sitting at a table in front of a camera.

"Oh, Christ, I'm Scottish" Bakugo groaned.

"LEEEEET'S DO IIIIIIT!!!" shouted Bakugo as it showed him running through the battlefield with his teammates.

"Not one of ya's gonna survive this!" said Bakugo as he avoided being hit by missiles.

"One crossed wire, wayward pinch of potassium chloride, one errant twitch... AND KABLOOIE!" shouted Bakugo as it cut back to him in front of the camera while holding a beer bottle.

"That's probably how he lost the eye" said Jiro.

"Probably" said Luke.

It showed him running from a Blu Todoroki. He fired a grenade from his gun that bounced off a wall and blew up in Todoroki's face before it cut back to Bakugo in front of the camera chugging a beer, then it cut to a sentry turret being set up, then cut back to Bakugo drinking the beer, then the turret shooting missiles at Bakugo in the battle, then Bakugo still drinking, then Bakugo blowing the turret up.

It cut back to Bakugo in front of the camera again. He put the beer bottle down. He also looked depressed.

"I got a monkey eye. I'm an Asian, Scottish cyclops! They got more ***********s then they got the likes o' me!" said Bakugo.

"Katsuki, what is wrong with you?" said Mitsuki.

He was about to drink the beer bottle, but stopped.

"So! T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure, prancin' aboot with your head full of eyeballs!" Bakugo said as it began playing a Scottish bagpipe tune and showed him being chased by a Blu Sato and other Blu members.

"Come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone!" said Bakugo as it then showed him at an edge, but he turned around, looked up, and smiled.

"I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!" Bakugo shouted as it showed shooting sticky bombs around the door way the Blu members were about to come through.

Bakugo saluted the Blu members, and then they all exploded into bloody bits.

"Does anyone understand a word he just said?" asked Todoroki.

Bakugo laughed and crouched over the remains of one of the Blu members.

"Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!!!" Bakugo shouted.

It then played a bagpipe version of the TF2 theme and showed Bakugo with his teammates.

It then played the normal theme and began the next one:

It showed Sato placing a large minigun I'm on top of a cardboard box, crushing it.

Sato sat down and looked at the camera.

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this..." he said as he put a hand on his gun, "is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds" Sato said in a Russian accent as he looked closer at the camera.

"You know, if it wasn't a machine made to kill, I'd probably be impressed with that kind of craftsmanship" said Mei.

It then cut to Sato laughing, before cutting to him looking at his gun, he noticed something on it and looked closer.

"Oh, my God, who touched Sasha?" Sato said.

"He NAMED it?" Bakugo said.

"Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!" Sato shouted.

It then showed Sato with a somewhat sad look on his face.

"Some people thing they can outsmart me. Maybe" he sniffed, "Maybe."

His expression then changed.

"I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet" Sato said as he held up a bullet.

It then cut to Sato in the battlefield shooting his gun like crazy and making fake crying noises.

He then laughed. "Cry some more!" he shouted as he massacred the Blu team.

The screen cut to black and we hear Sato chuckle.

"Cry some more" he said.

It once again played the theme and showed Sato with his teammates.

"I'm glad I rely on sugar instead of weapons" Sato said.

It played the theme and showed another one:

It showed that the Engineer was Mei. She was sitting at a campfire and playing a guitar. She had a red uniform, goggles, a hard hat, a single glove, and a few other things.

"Of course" Mei said.

"Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems" said Mei in Texan accent before a bullet hit a truck that she was sitting in front of.

"Not problems like 'What is beauty?' Because that would fall within the per view of your conundrums of philosophy" said Mei before two more bullets hit the truck behind her.

"I solve practical problems" said Mei before grabbing a beer out of a crate. We also hear a turret firing and Sato screaming.

Mei took a sip of the beer and continued playing her guitar.

"For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubberd from tearing me a structurally superfluous new bee hive?" said Mei as it showed a Spy in the background sneaking on a hill, but then the turret shot him.

"The answer?" she said.

An even bigger turret started firing and we hear Izuku screaming.

"Is a gun. And if that don't work?" Mei said.

A turret then fired missiles at long range.

"Use more gun" said Mei.

She then stopped playing her guitar for a moment to see the missiles hit their target and someone scream "MY ARM!" and then their arm landed in front of Mei, and she continued playing her guitar.

Many people were disgusted.

"Like this heavy calibur tripod mine of little old number designed by me" she said before kicking the arm away and then the turret shot it.

"Built by Me" she said as the turret shot someone else.

"And you best hope... not pointed at you" she said as the camera zoomed out and it showed her turrets massacring the Blu team.

It then played the TF2 theme and showed Mei with her teammates.

"Really glad Hatsume doesn't make weapons" said Ochako.

It then began with the next introduction. It showed a peaceful landscape with birds chirping early in the morning.

"This doesn't seem so bad" said Sero.

"Yeah. Maybe this will be a nicer intro" said Ochako.

Then missiles were seen flying over the area and Izuku, who had bandages wrapped around his torso, and Bakugo, who was in a wheelchair and had bandages wrapped around his head and underneath his eyepatch, trying to escape.

"Move, cyclops, move!" said Izuku.

"FUCK!" said Sero and Ochako.

"Come on, come on, almost-" but then Izuku got hit in the stomach by a missile and blasted back.

Izuku tried to get back up, but then three missiles were heading right towards him.

"Whoa! Who the fuuu-!!!" but then the explosion from the missiles launched him in the air and he slammed into a window with a dove on the other side looking at him.

"Medic" Izuku said in a weak and mumbly voice.

It showed the title card and played the song as usual:

"These idiots actually have a doctor helping them?" said Recovery Girl.

"Yes" was all Luke said.

It cut to Izuku sliding off the window, then inside the building where it shows Iida and Sato laughing, with Sato chest open and on the operating table, and Iida operating on him while holding a human heart.

"It gets better. When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!" said Iida in a German accent before he and Sato both laughed.

Everyone was in complete shock from seeing Sato being operated on while still conscious.

"WHY THE HELL IS HE AWAKE WHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING OPERATED ON?!" Recovery Girl shouted in anger.

"Iida's German and he's the Medic. But he's not the best qualified doctor" said Luke.

Once they both calmed down from their laughter, they continued talking.

"Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license" said Iida.

One of Iida's doves then burst out of Sato's open chest.

"Archimedes! No!" said Iida before shooing his bird away.

"It's filthy in there" said Iida.

"He doesn't have a license... AND HE LET A BIRD GET INSIDE HIS PATIENT?!" shouted Recovery Girl.

"Bingo" said Luke.

"Birds" Iida said to Sato.

He then graced a device of some sort off the heart monitor.

"Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage," said Iida as he attached the device to the heart he was holding, then put it in the red glowing beam being created by a larger device he had.

"but I'm fairly certain your heart-" but then the heart swelled up and exploded, one of the pieces even hit Archimedes and knocked him down.

"What was noise?" asked Sato.

"Ze sound of progress, my friend" said Iida as he removed the remains of the heart from the device it was attached to.

"I'm very scared of his version of myself" said Iida.

"As you should be" said Luke.

Dramatic music started playing as Iida opened a refrigerator and grabbed a giant heart in a petri dish that was labeled 'MEGA BABOON.' When he picked the heart up, it was revealed that a decapitated Blu Spy head was behind it, still smoking a cigarette and being kept alive by being hooked up to a battery of some sort.

"Kill me" said the Spy.

"Later" said Iida before closing the fridge door.

"I'm not a good doctor at all" said Iida.

"No shit!" said Recovery Girl.

"Where was I? Ah. There we go" said Iida as he attached the device to the baboon heart, then he put it in the energy beam that destroyed the previous heart.

"Come on. Come on!" said Iida as he heart began to glow a shiny red.

Iida then began to laugh psychotically, while Sato laughed uncomfortably.

The heart started glowing brighter and brighter, while the meter on the device attached to it went all the way up.

Iida then stopped laughing as he and the birds braced themselves for another explosion, but instead the glowing stopped. Iida looked down and saw that the heart was no longer glowing, and was instead shining red. The dramatic music also stopped.

"Oh, that looks good" he said before casually dropping it in Sato's chest.

"Should I be awake for this?" asked Sato.

"NO! AND IIDA SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR AN OPERATING TABLE!!!" screamed Recovery Girl.

"Heh. Well, no. But as long as you are, could you hold your ribcage open a bit. I can't... seem..." grunted Iida as he shoved the heart deeper inside Sato, making the Heavy scream.

Sato then held up one of his broken ribs.

"Oh, don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back" Iida reassured Sato.

Iida then threw the broken rib behind him and turned to Archimedes.

"No, they don't" he whispered to the bird.

Most people rolled their eyes.

Iida then positioned the energy device from early and aimed it at Sato's chest, and within a few moments his chest was all closed up, as well as his clothes.

"What happens now?" asked Sato.

"Now?" said Iida as he helped Sato up and chuckled darkly, "Let's go practice medicine."

It then showed Iida suiting up. He put on some red rubber gloves, his doctor coat, strapped another device to his back, and armed himself with a gun attached to the device on his back. The doors of the building then opened up, revealing Iida in his Medic uniform and his doves flying past him.

Sato ran past Iida armed with his minigun and ran into the battlefield. It showed Bakugo still in a wheelchair, trying to get to the building.

"Medic!" he shouted before being launched into the air by an explosion and landing face first in the dirt in front of Iida.

Iida pushed his glasses up, smirked, and activate his device. He then fired a red glowing energy beam at Bakugo, which almost instantly healed him. His cast and bandages even came off. He then used his device and healed Izuku, his missing teeth even grew back. Izuku ran back into the battle and hit a Blu Kirishima in the face with his bat.

"Iida's device can heal almost any injury I believe" said Luke.

'Could this device heal my injury?' All Might said in his head.

An army of Blu Kirishima soldiers started coming.

"Doctor! Are you sure this will work?!" shouted Sato as he his behind a truck.

Iida laughed.

"I have no idea!" he said before flipping a switch on his device that was labeled 'ÜberCharge.'

Iida then shot out an even more powerful energy beam at Sato, this one making his eyes glow yellow and his whole body a shiny red.

Sato then started walking forward with Iida following him while still using the energy beam on him. A missile hit Sato, but it had no effect on him.

Sato laughed.

"I AM BULLETPROOF!" he shouted as he continued mowing down enemies.

"Iida used a thing he created called the ÜberCharge. It basically makes you indestructible for a limited amount of time" said Luke.

Mei already started blueprints.

More Kirishimas kept dying before there was a huge pile of them.

Iida stood at the very top of the mountain of Kirishimas while still continuing to charge Sato. His doves flew above him with the sun shining in the background. If there weren't so many dead bodies and they weren't killing people, some might consider the scene beautiful.

It then showed Iida in the picture with his teammates and it played the TF2 theme.

"Please tell me we're done with this version of me" said Iida.

"Nope. There's one more scene in your intro" said Luke.

It showed the rest of the Red Team members sitting in a waiting room, waiting to get their Über hearts. While they heard Iida operating in the operating room.

"Hey, thanks, Doc" said Izuku before stepping out of the operating room and into the waiting room.

"Ohoho, man! You would not believe... how much this hurts" said Izuku with a glowing red chest, but then he heard something inside of him... something that sounded like a bird.

"Archimedes?" Iida called out as the screen cut to black.

Everyone went pale.

"Iida, you better get that out of me" said Izuku.

"Now for the next one" said Luke.

It showed a road in the desert and vehicle driving down it. It cut to inside the vehicle where it showed a bobblehead on the dashboard. A hand extended forward and flicked the head of it.

"Boom. Headshot" said whoever flicked the bobblehead head.

It then played a different theme and showed the title:

It then showed the man who flicked the bobblehead and driving the vehicle was man the audience didn't recognize, save for the UA staff.

"Snipin's a good job, mate" said the man to the person next to him holding the camera in an Australian accent.

"Who the hell is that?" said Bakugo.

"That's... me" said Snipe in shock.

"That's what you look like without your mask on?" asked Ochako.

"I used to look like that. But that was a long time ago" said Snipe.

Snipe then turned the vehicle.

"It's challenging work, out of doors, I guarantee you'll not go angry" said Snipe.

It then cut to Snipe looking in a bathroom mirror while brushing his teeth, with three pictures taped next to the mirror. One of Blu Mei, one of Blu Sato, and one of Blu Izuku. Blu Sato's was the only one that didn't have a red x over it.

"Cuz at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead" said Snipe as the camera zoomed in on the picture of Sato before it actually cut to the view through Snipe's scope as he shot the real Blu Sato through the head, and the bullet went through his skull and into the bottle of a Blu Bakugo behind him. The bottle exploded and a piece of glass went in the Blu Bakugo's one good eye. He stumbled around and hit a wall, making the glass go deeper in his eye, then he pulled out his grenade launcher and started shooting all over the place before falling off a balcony with the grenades he fired and landing in a pile of explosives barrels, which the grenades then exploded, killing Bakugo.

"Ooh" said Snipe from the window he shot from.

Everyone was even more disgusted by this world. Bakugo had his had over his right eye as he could almost feel what his variant felt.

It then cut to Snipe on a roadside pay phone.

"Dad. Dad I'm a- Not a crazed gunman, Dad, I'm an assassin. Well the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!" said Snipe into the phone.

"I'll be honest with ya." said Snipe as it cut back to him in the vehicle, "My parents... do not care for it."

"My parents never really did approve of my job in our universe, either" said Snipe.

It then cut to to Snipe climbing up the ladder of a large tower. It then showed him aiming his sniper rifle from the tower.

"I think his mate saw me" said Snipe to the camera man before bullets flew near them.

"Yes! Yes he did!" said Snipe as he and the camera man ducked for cover.

Then it showed Snipe sitting in a room, aiming his rifle out a window, and with a pot of coffee and a mug that read '#1 Sniper' beside him. Time sped up as it showed him taking sips of the coffee, and jars filling up with a urine behind him.

"I'll give him this. He's really a dedicated sniper if he waits that long to kill his target" said Hawks as he was reminded of Lady Nagant.

Snipe then fired his rifle, but as soon as he did, it cut to him stabbing a Blu Spy through the chest from behind with a large machete.

"Feelings?! Look, mate, you know who has a lot o' feelings?" said Snipe as the Spy's body dropped to the ground.

"Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards" said Snipe.

It showed him putting his hat over his chest in front of the Spy's corpse.

"Be polite" Snipe said.

It showed him headshotting a Blu Iida.

"Be efficient" he said.

Then it showed him headshotting Blu Kirishima and Blu Todoroki.

"And have a plan to kill everyone you meet" he said before the camera moved so it was looking down the barrel of Snipe's gun, then Snipe fired.

It once again played the TF2 theme and showed Snipe with his teammates.

But then it showed Snipe back on the phone.

"Dad. Dad, put- Put Mum on the phone" he said.

"Now for the final teammate" said Luke.

It showed a Blu alarm going off.

"Intruder alert! Red Spy is in the base!" said a woman over the speaker as it also showed different panels lighting up. The first one said 'INTRUDER ALERT' the second one said 'RED SPY' and the final one said 'IN BASE.'

"A Red Spy is in the base?!" said a Blu Kirishima as he looked at the panels.

He grabbed a shotgun and rushed through the facility while saying "Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!"

"Protect the briefcase!" the woman said over the speaker.

"We need to protect the briefcase!" said Kirishima.

"Yo! A little help here?" said Blu Izuku as he was trying to get a door labeled 'BRIEFCASE ROOM' open.

"Alright, I got it. Stand back, Son" said Kirishima as he pushed Izuku out of the way and typed in the door code on a keypad that was on the door.

"1, 1, 1, ummm... 1!" he said as he typed in the code.

Everyone rolled their eyes when they heard what the code was.

"Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!" said Izuku as he had his bat at the ready.

Suddenly, Blu Sato rushed towards the door with Sasha.

"INCOMIIIIIIING!!!" he shouted as he charged through the door and knocked Izuku and Kirishima through with it and in front of the briefcase, which was still on its table.

"Hey, it's still here!" said Izuku.

"Alright, then" said Sato as the alarms stopped.

"Ahem" said a voice.

They turned and saw a Blu Spy standing there holding a body.

"Gentlemen" said the Spy.

It played the theme and showed the title card:

"All Might is the Spy. You couldn't tell because he has a French accent, plus he's masked" said Luke.

"I see the briefcase is safe" said All Might as he approached the table what had the briefcase on it.

"Safe and sound" said Kirishima as he got off the floor.

"Yeah it is!" said Izuku.

"Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a Red Spy on the way here?" asked All Might.

No one said a word.

"No? Then we still have a problem" said All Might as he dropped the body on the table next to the briefcase, showing that it was a Blu Snipe with a knife stabbed in his back.

"And a knife" said Kirishima.

"Ooh-hoo, big problem" said Izuku sarcastically as he pulled the knife out of Snipe's back.

"I've killed plenty a' Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back stabbin' scumbags. Like you!" said Izuku as he played with the knife and spun it around before hurting himself with it.

"Ow! No offense" he said before sucking his finger.

"Offense taken, Midoriya" said All Might.

"If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me" said All Might as he spun the knife around until it was in a closed formation.

"And nothing, NOTHING like the man lose inside this building" said All Might as he turned and faced away from them.

"What are you? President of his fan club?" Izuku joked while Kirishima chuckled.

"No... That would be your mother!" said All Might as he held up a file labeled 'TOP SECRET' and threw it on the table, spilling out a bunch of pictures that were censored.

"What the?! Where did?! I?!" Izuku stuttered.

"The pictures were of Red All Might doing Izuku's mom. But I censored them because I don't show inappropriate things of other people" said Luke.

"I appreciate that" said Inko.

"Indeed. And now he's here to f*** us! So listen up, Boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today" said All Might as he pulled out his cigarette holder and started smoking a cigarette. Dramatic music also began playing.

"I think I'd rather prefer death than see my mom doing porn" said Izuku while almost everyone else nodded.

Izuku tried to grab the pictures while Sato and Kirishima looked at some of them.

"Oh!" said Kirishima.

"Gimme that!" said Izuku as he grabbed the pictures out of their hands.

"Not too keen on seeing you two looking at exposing pictures of my mom" said Izuku while glaring at Kirishima and Sato.

"It's a different us, Midoriya!" said Kirishima.

"Zis Spy has already breached our defenses" said Blu All Might as it then cut to a flashback of Red All Might infiltrating the base.

The Red All Might hid behind a wall and saw a Blu Mei with her sentry turret. All Might ran towards the turret and threw a device underneath it that caused it to malfunction and explode.

"Sentry down!" said Mei as she pulled her gun out and tried to shoot All Might, but he was quicker and shot her in the head first. The bullet hit so hard her blood splattered against the door and her corpse pushed it open, All Might stepped through the door and shot again.

It then cut back to Blu Spy.

"You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" said All Might as the camera focused on Blu Snipe's corpse.

It cut to Red All Might sneaking up on the Blu Snipe, but he noticed All Might and tried to hit him with his rifle, but All Might kicked him back, causing him to his the boarded up window he was aiming his gun through earlier and smash the boards.

Snipe then grabbed his machete and swung it at All Might, but All Might dodged all his attacks and then cut Snipe's cheek with his knife. Snipe tried to attack again, but then All Might slashed him up more and stabbed him in the back with his knife, then Snipe fell over a railing to his death.

It cut back to Blu All Might.

"And worst of all... he could be any one of us" he said.

It then showed Red All Might fighting Blu Iida. Iida tried to hit All Might with a bone saw, but All Might blocked it his arm and broke it. Then he suddenly transformed into Iida, but with no glasses.

"One of All Might's abilities is that he can also temporarily turn into the form of one of his enemies" Luke said.

"Nein" said Iida before All Might karates chopped him in the face, causing his glasses to fly in the air, then All Might caught them and put them on, completing the look.

It cut back to Blu All Might.

"He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even b-!" but then Kirishima blew his head into bits with his shotgun.

Many people hurled in buckets that were magically placed in front of them.

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" said Izuku.

"What? It was obvious!" said Kirishima before cocking his gun, "He's the Red Spy!" said Kirishima.

"Watch. He'll turn red any second now" said Kirishima as he and Sato stood around All Might's headless corpse.

"Aaaaany second now" said Kirishima as he nudged All Might's foot with the end of his gun.

"Somehow I doubt he's the Red Spy" said Todoroki.

"Honestly, All Might asked for getting his head blown off when he said the Red Spy could've been him" said Momo.

"See? Red! No, wait. That's blood" said Kirishima as Izuku looked around, then started approaching Kirishima and Sato from behind.

"So, we still got problem" said Sato while Izuku pulled out the Spy knife and spun it around perfectly so that the blade was out.

"It was Deku all along?!" said Ochako.

"And he killed Sparky, too" said Luke.

"Who's Sparky?! Another teammate?!" said Kaminari.

"No, I was making a- Ah, never mind" said Luke.

"Big problem. Alright, who's ready to go find this Spy?" said Kirishima while Blu Izuku transformed into Red All Might.

"Right behind you" said All Might.

"Huh?" said Kirishima and Sato.

It then played the TF2 theme and showed All Might with his teammates while Kirishima and Sato being stabbed was also heard.

It then played a French theme and showed the pictures of Red All Might and Inko on the floor. The only one that wasn't censored was a non-inappropriate one of them both fully clothed and holding hands.

All Might moved the other pictures out of the way and picked the non-lewd picture up, looked at it, and smiled.

"Ah, ma petite chou-fleur" he said before putting the photo in his jacket and walking away with the briefcase.

"What does that mean?" Sero asked.

"My little cauliflower" said Aoyama.

"Now, there's one more scene I'm gonna show you. A little bonus" said Luke.

It showed what appeared to be a normal looking sandwich inside a refrigerator.

"This is it?" said Bakugo.

It then played the TF2 theme and showed this title card:

It still showed the Sandvich inside the fridge, but then Sato could be heard outside the fridge groaning.

"Yeah, there he is!" said Izuku.

"You! Stop right where you are! That is an order!" said Kirishima.

Sato continued groaning.

"He's getting away! Do not let him get to the r-" said Kirishima, but then the fridge door opened and Sato took half of the Sandvich out.

"Don't- don't do it, Pal!" said Izuku.

"Do not do it!" said Kirishima while Sato closed the fridge door.

They then heard Sato eating the slice of the Sandvich, while Izuku and Kirishima could be heard panicking. Sato then began chuckling.

"OH, GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!" screamed Izuku as a bloody and gory sound was heard and the fridge door creaked open.

"MY BLOOD! HE- HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!" screamed Izuku.

There was then a snapping sound heard.

"You call that breaking my spine? You Red Team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spider-" but then there was blood seen splattered across the floor.

"MY SPINE!!!" screamed Kirishima, Izuku could also be heard screaming.

It played the TF2 theme and showed this:

"The Sandvich is sort of a booster, I think. That's all for this universe... for now" said Luke.

People gulped.

Thx for reading.