"Now for another part of the Team Fortress 2 universe." Luke said as he snapped his fingers and the children were gone.

The audience groaned.

"I already said we weren't done with that universe. But this is the last one from it, honest." Luke assured, "The plot is that the Red Team of TF2 has just collected a briefcase from the Blu Team, but they're about to learn a horrifying truth."

It began with a road in the desert in the afternoon time. There was a crushed soda can on the ground, and then suddenly a large, damaged delivery truck full of bullet holes drove past the can and knocked it out of the way.

We see the side of the truck and it says Red Bread on it. Then it showed the front of the truck where we see Red Heavy Sato driving and Red Scout Izuku sitting in the passenger seat and sleeping.

The phone device built into the truck's dashboard started beeping and Sato hit Izuku to wake him up.

"What? What? Oh." Izuku said as he noticed the device and pressed a button on it, revealing Ochako on the device's screen and wearing glasses.

"Scout, it's Uraraka. Tell me you got the briefcase." Ochako said.

"Yeah, sure." Izuku said in his Bronx accent.

"And nobody saw you?" Ochako asked.

"Uhh... Basically nobody." Izuku said.

"Scout, I'm here right now." Ochako said, referring to the location where Izuku and the rest of Red Team were earlier.

"I'm not 100% familiar with TF2 lore, but Ochako also works for the company that Red Team works for and I think she cleans up Red Team's mess. Least I think so." Luke said.

"Well, that's a funny story..." Izuku said, but then Red Soldier Kirishima popped out from the back of the truck and shoved Izuku out of the way.

"Hello, Ms. Uraraka! We killed everybody and took a briefcase!" Kirishima said as he held up the Blu Team intelligence briefcase.

"Not everybody, Soldier. You left seven witnesses, guys." Ochako said as we see the hand of one of the Blu base survivors reaching out into the air before Ochako shot the survivor with a silenced pistol, "Six."

"Still not a fan of my daughter using a gun." Ochako's mom said.

The truck then arrived at the Red Team's base. As they approached it, fake wooden cactuses and a cloth with a painting of a canyon appeared behind them to hide the location of their base.

"Look, just keep the briefcase safe, ok?" said Ochako, "Have a good weekend, guys."

The truck entered the facility.

"Goodbye, Ms. Uraraka!" Kirishima said as the truck stopped and the corpse of a Blu Kirishima fell off its roof.

"I'm leaving the van now." Kirishima said as he went into the back of the truck and got out.

"Bye, bye. Ok then." Izuku said before bringing his attention back to Ochako on the screen, "Hey, hey, Ms. Uraraka! Before you go, uh..."

"Uh-huh?" Ochako said as she dragged a corpse over to a pile of other corpses.

"Uhhh..." Izuku stammered, "Uhhhh..."

"Scout. What? Say something." said Ochako.

"Y- You're probably real busy this weekend, right?" said Izuku.

"Funny you should mention that. Um, looks like I will be... Burying bodies all weekend." Ochako said as she pulled out an axe and then leaned towards the camera on her end, "So that you don't go to jail."

"Oh, g-good. So... we're both busy." Izuku said as he smiled awkwardly.

There was an awkward silence between the two of them for a few moments.

"Awkwaaaard." Kaminari said.

An alarm was then heard going off on Ochako's end.

"Oh. Got to go." Ochako said before hanging up.

Izuku slumped in his seat.

"Lot of people busy with... busyness." Izuku said.

"Asking out that dial tone again, I see." Red Spy All Might said in his French accent as he walked past Izuku while holding a cigarette.

"Go to hell, Spy." Izuku said.

Izuku then got out of the truck and walked past his teammates. Kirishima was trying to pull a dead body out of the front of the truck, Red Demoman Bakugo hopped on a teleportation device and teleported away, and Sato was eating a sandwich he got from the fridge.

"Hey, look at all this. What have you two eggheads been workin' on?" Izuku asked Red Engineer Mei and Red Medic Iida as he walked over to them.

Izuku tossed them the keys to the truck, but neither Iida nor Mei bothered to catch them and instead looked at Izuku with grim looks on their faces.

"Nice catch." said Izuku sarcastically.

"Yeah. Listen. Uh... We've been running some experiments on the teleporter. Well, yeah. Y'all ought a take a look at this." Mei said in her Southern accent as she picked up a remote that was on a table and used it to switch on a teleportation device that was also on the table.

A loaf of bread then teleported onto the teleportation device.

"Wow. You can teleport bread." said Izuku in a sarcastic tone, "That is big news. Uh, is the Demo back with the beer yet because I-"

But then Iida ripped the loaf of bread in half to reveal a bunch of gross green things in it.

"Whoa! What the hell is that?!" Izuku said in horror.

"Tumors!" Iida said in his German accent.

The audience was very grossed out from seeing tumors in bread.

Sato glanced at the bread of the sandwich he was currently eating.

"Y'all know what this means, right?" Mei asked.

Kirishima screamed, grabbed Izuku in a chokehold, and pinned him onto the table.

"We cannot teleport bread anymore!" Kirishima shouted angrily.

"That's an overreaction." Tokoyami said.

Kirishima was about to punch Izuku, but then Mei stepped in.

"Whoa! Whoa! Not exactly, Solider. You teleport as much bread as you like." Mei said before turning her attention to the others, "That goes for all of ya. If there's something any of y'all wanted to do before ya, well, died. Now would be a good time."

"So teleportation can give people and objects tumors? There goes my plans for building my own teleporter." Melissa said.

"But what about the Fallout universe? The Institute had teleportation too and that didn't seem to give anyone in that universe tumors." All Might said.

"Keep watching." Luke said.

"How long before these tumors kill us?" asked All Might.

"Well, let's see. We all use the teleporter let's say... six times a day. Times four years. Minus we're not bread. Hmm." Iida said as he did the math, "Three days. Yes. We all have three days to live!"

Kirishima counted the days by using his fingers.

That's when Bakugo teleported onto the teleporter device on the table while carrying a whole crate of beer and wearing a sombrero and sunglasses while also having bottles of beer strapped to his vest.

"Wooooooooooo!!! Wooooo! Woo." Bakugo said before noticing the awkward silence in the room, "What?"

Then this title card was displayed as the TF2 theme played:

It cut to nighttime as we see the Red Base and it said in the bottom left corner: RED BASE. 70 HOURS TIL DEATH.

It then cut to the Red Team inside their meeting room.

"This... is a bucket." All Might said as he placed a metal bucket that had cards in it down on the table.

"Dear god..." Kirishima said grimly.

"There's more." said All Might.

"No..." Kirishima said, still grim.

The audience chuckled at Kirishima's personality in this universe.

"It contains the dying wish of every person here." All Might said before turning his attention to Izuku, "Scout. You did collect everyone's dying wish?"

"You bet!" said Izuku.

"Excellent. Ladies and gentlemen, synchronize your death watches." All Might instructed.

They all activated a clock that was on a device they each wore on their wrist that was labeled DEATH CLOCK. The clocks were set to 70 hours.

"I once invented a watch that allows someone to know how much longer they had left to live." Mei mentioned.

Luke and the rest of the audience didn't want to know how or why she did that, so they didn't ask.

"We have 70 hours to live. For most people no time at all." All Might said as he walked around the table and triumphant music began playing, "We... are not most people. We are mercenaries. We have the resources. The will. To make these hours count! The clock is ticking, everyone. Let's begin."

All Might pulled a card out of the bucket.

"Our first dying wish is Scout's. He's..." All Might looked at the card, "... drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car."

It showed what was on the card:

Kaminari, Mineta, Sero, and several others couldn't help but laugh.

All Might then noticed something else in the drawing.

"I have... something radiating off of me." he said.

"Yeah, those are stink lines. That's why the car hit him. Cuz he smells." Izuku said to the others in the room.

"Yes, I see." All Might said as he pulled out another card from the bucket, "Here you've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower."

All Might threw that card away and pulled out another.

"Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me." he said.

All Might pulled out another card while Izuku tried to fight back laughter.

"Both of us relaxing post-coitus." All Might said.

Bakugo mouthed the words post-coitus in confusion as All Might pulled out yet another card.

"I'm crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it. Did anyone besides Scout put a card into the bucket?!" All Might shouted.

"Oh, man. Classic Scout." Izuku said quietly while giggling.

"As a Frenchman, I take great offense to Midoriya's sense of humor." Aoyama said in annoyance.

"Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time." said All Might.

"You did not read mine." Kirishima said as he held up his card.

All Might sighed.

"Does it say you want the bucket?" he asked in annoyance.

"Yes!" Kirishima replied the split-second All Might finished his sentence.

All Might pushed the bucket over to Kirishima and everyone besides All Might left the room.

"See you all in Hell!" All Might said as he pulled out a cigarette.

We see the rest of the team walking down a hallway. Kirishima was excited that he had a bucket, but then he saw Mei and Iida pushing two carts down the hallway in the opposite direction he was going. Mei was pushing a cart that had teleporters on it, while Iida was pushing a cart that had loafs of bread and some other things on it.

A loaf of bread fell off Iida's cart but neither he, nor Mei, noticed... but Kirishima did.

Kirishima got an idea and grinned.

"I got a bad feeling about what my other self is up to." Kirishima said.

It cut to 12 hours later as we see All Might sitting in a chair in front of a fireplace and drinking a glass of whiskey while reading book. It said in the bottom right corner SPY'S SMOKING ROOM. 58 HOURS TIL DEATH.

"Nice looking place." All Might said.

A knock was heard at the door.

"Go away." All Might said as he continued to read his book.

The door opened a third of the way and Izuku poked his head in the room.

"Hey, uh, you got a second?" he asked.

"Oh! Scout! Please!" All Might said in a delighted tone, "Go f*ck yourself." he then said in a non-delighted tone.

"Rude of me." All Might said.

"To be fair. He was rude to you earlier with the bucket list." said Aizawa.

"Yeah. Heh. That's- That's funny. Um, anyway, I-"

But then All Might tried to slam the door shut with Izuku still standing in the doorway. All Might also had a knife in his hand.

"Wait! Wait! Wait! Ow! Come on, Spy. I'm wedging my head through a door here to tell you I'm sorry." Izuku said with the door nearly crushing his head.

All Might then stepped away from the door and Izuku stumbled into the room.

"Make it quick." said All Might as he faced away from Izuku and walked over to the fireplace.

"So, I- I did... write down a last wish." Izuku said as he pulled out a card, "I'd, uh, I'd like to go on a date with... Ms. Uraraka."

"You? You're terrible with girls." All Might said as he turned back to Izuku.

"What? No. No. No! Spy, l- look at this! And this. And this here. Spy, look at all of this." Izuku said as he spun around to show off his skinny body and plain-looking face to All Might.

"Looks like someone's overconfident." said Midnight.

"Heh. No, I am great with girls." Izuku said.

It then showed a quick flashback of Izuku at a fried chicken place with a blonde bimbo woman. Both of them were holding buckets of chicken.

"We both got buckets of chicken. You wanna do it?" Izuku asked the woman.

"Eh. Ok." the woman replied.

"That is a terrible way to get laid." said Present Mic.

It cut back to the present.

"But you, Spy. You are amazing with ladies. You know, classy ones. The kind that smell good and- and can read. And always have their glasses on just kind of crooked. You know?" Izuku said as he thought of Ochako, "Ones that... don't go for a guy like me."

"Hmm, and why is that, do you think?" All Might asked.

"C'mon, Spy, I don't know." Izuku said.

"Well, a mystery we will take to our graves then. Goodbye." All Might said as he walked over to a table that had some liquor and a device on it.

"Wait, wait, I..." Izuku then sighed and walked over to All Might, "Ok, look. Fine. Spy. This NEVER leaves this room."

"He's about to say what I think he is." said Aizawa.

Izuku sighed again.

"You... are better than me. Alright? I need your help." Izuku said.

All Might smirked.

"I'll do it... on one condition." All Might said as he pressed a button on the device and a microphone popped out of the counter.

All Might blew at the microphone to test it, and we see that the microphone was connected to all the speakers in the facility. We see Bakugo, Snipe, Todoroki, and Sato in the break room hearing the speaker go on. We see Iida and Mei hearing it from their lab. And we see Kirishima hear it as he walked down a hallway holding a shit-ton of bread.

"Say that... again." All Might said as he moved the microphone over to Izuku.

The screen cut to black.

"Oh my fucking god, imagine how we all would've reacted." Bakugo said while trying not to laugh.

It then cut to seven hours later as we see Izuku and All Might in a gym with a cart that had some food, drinks, and other stuff on it. It also said TRAINING GYM. 51 HOURS TIL DEATH in the bottom right corner.

All Might inspected two wine glasses and put them on the cart. Izuku cleared his throat.

All Might pushed the cart over to Izuku. On the cart was two wine glasses, a couple bottles of wine, a box of chocolates, a rose, and a bucket of fried chicken.

All Might said this:

The audience was silent for a few moments.

"I'm sorry, what?" All Might said, finally breaking the silence.

"You?" Izuku said.

All Might then said this:

"What?! Spy, I ain't gonna-"

And then All Might shouted this:

"Right. Right. Ok." Izuku said as he looked at the cart.

"Do they not have a father/son bond in this universe like they do with ours?" Ojiro asked.

"Actually, and I could be wrong about this, but I think in this universe All Might and Izuku are actually father and son biologically. But Izuku doesn't know yet." said Luke.

The audience was veeeery disturbed. They also realized why Spy All Might was having sex with Izuku's mom in this universe.

He picked up the bucket of fried chicken and walked over to All Might with it.

"Hey there... good lookin'? I got a bucket of chicken-"

But then All Might punched Izuku in the face and made him drop and spill all the chicken.

"I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a woman." All Might said as he grabbed a nearby test dummy and danced with it, "I like my men dangerous. Mysterious! You want to be my lover? Earn it. SEDUCE ME!" All Might shouted as he slapped Izuku in the face with the hand of the dummy.

Music began playing as we next see a montage of All Might teaching Izuku how to be a gentleman.

We see Izuku sitting in a classroom while All Might was giving a demonstration with the word DINNER on the chalk board.

We then see Izuku sitting at the end of a very long dinner table with Todoroki standing next to him on one side while holding a bottle of wine, while All Might was standing to the other side of Izuku and holding a plate that had a bucket of fried chicken on it. At the other end of the table was Bakugo playing the piano and Snipe playing a saxophone to liven things up. Izuku was about to use a fork to get a piece of chicken, but All Might slapped the fork out of Izuku's hand and it went flying into Bakugo's eye. Luckily, it was the one he was wearing an eyepatch over.

The audience, minus Bakugo, laughed.

It then cut to Izuku and All Might back in the classroom as we see that on the chalkboard now was the word DANCING.

Then it cut to Izuku in a room, dancing in his own style. All Might shook his head and we see him elegantly dancing with the dummy from earlier. Izuku tried dancing with the dummy, but he ended up knocking it into the music player and knocking it over.

It once again cut back to them in the classroom as the chalkboard now had the word DEMEANOR. We also see that Izuku was doing a doodle of All Might getting shot in the head, but then All Might hit Izuku in the face with a teaching stick.

We then see Izuku reading tons of books and learning more and more. He danced perfectly and elegantly with the dummy and All Might nodded to him, then the dummy's head fell off.

The music and montage ended and we Izuku see and All Might back in the gym with lights shined directly at Izuku sitting at a school desk. It also said TRAINING GYM. 2 HOURS TIL DEATH.

"They sure seem to have wasted a lot of time preparing Midoriya." Midnight said.

"Final question. You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?" All Might asked Izuku as he circled him.

"Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30." Izuku answered.

"And I thought I was a dumbass." said Kaminari.

All Might stood in front of Izuku and smiled.

"You're ready." All Might said.

"Really?" said Izuku.

"No. Everything you just said was insane. And..." All Might handed him a glass of whiskey, "... we are out of time. Congratulations. You're a failure."

"Oh?" Izuku said as he tried to stand up, but he realized he was still sitting in the school deck and got out of it while holding the glass of whiskey, "I failed, did I?"

"Yes." All Might said as he held his own glass of whiskey.

"Did I?" Izuku said.

"Yes." said All Might, who was starting to get annoyed.

"Did I?" Izuku said again.

"Scout, where is this going?" All Might asked.

"Where it's going is I don't need you. I'll put this date on myself." Izuku said defiantly.

"Yourself?" All Might said.

"That's right, fancy pants, myself." said Izuku, "So why don't you take your little failure, roll it up sideways and-"

All Might grinned and tapped his death watch.

"Ok, crap, I gotta go." Izuku said.

He chugged down his glass of whiskey and was about to leave.

"Screw you, though." Izuku said to All Might before leaving.

We then see Izuku press a big red button that had the message IN CASE OF BRIEFCASE THEFT, PUSH BUTTON next to it. There was also a note taped near the button that said EMERGENCY ONLY! - Uraraka.

As soon as Izuku pressed the button, an alarm went off.

It then cut to a lab as it said MEDIC'S LAB. 1 HOUR TIL DEATH in the bottom right corner.

We see Iida and Mei testing two teleporters.

"Y'all ready?" Mei asked Iida.

"Ready!" Iida said.

They both switched on the teleporters and Mei picked up a load of bread full of tumors and sniffed it, only to move her head away from the loaf in disgust. She tossed the loaf on the teleporter she was using and the loaf teleported over to the teleporter that Iida was using. Spikes began to come out of the loaf of bread and it began to move and make sound.

"Oh." Iida said.

The loaf of bread then had a mouth with sharp teeth in it. The loaf roared and lunged at Iida, who screamed in terror.

"The bread is ALIVE?!" Sato said.

"Ah hell." Mei said before going to help Iida.

It cut to Ochako arriving at the Red Base on a motorcycle with a large bag on the back of it. It also said RED BASE. 40 MINUTES TIL DEATH in the bottom left corner.

Ochako got off the motorcycle and was about to enter the base armed with a shotgun and still wearing her motorcycle helmet, but then her motorcycle fell over because of the large bag on it. She was about to stand her motorcycle back up, but instead went over to the door and prepared herself.

"You're ready. Alright." Ochako said to herself before taking a deep breath.

She cocked the gun and was about to enter the base, but Izuku opened the door just before she could.

"Ms. Uraraka. What an unexpected surprise." Izuku said as he wore a red polo shirt and had a smoking pipe.

"They took the briefcase. Don't worry, we can fix this." Ochako reassured as she entered the base with Izuku following her.

"Pretending there's an emergency just to get a date is very irresponsible. Take this as a lesson, students." Nezu said to the UA students.

"We'll get it back and the Administrator never has to know." Ochako said as she walked over to a terminal that had the button Izuku pressed on it.

"You look... You... look... Uhhh..." Izuku said.

There was a security camera right behind Izuku that focused on him. We see that All Might, Kirishima, and Bakugo were watching Izuku's failing date from a control room.

"Drunk!" Bakugo shouted at the screen.

"Round! Soft! No, round!" Kirishima said to the screen.

"Blurry!" Bakugo said.

It cut back to Izuku and Ochako.

"Ravishing." Izuku said to her.

"Uh-huh. You too." Ochako said as she accessed the terminal.

"Hold on. That's the briefcase right there." Ochako said as she saw the intelligence briefcase on a security screen, she turned to Izuku, "Scout, you... Are you having a prom?" she said as she noticed the nearby kitchen had been changed into this:

"Can't blame him for trying." Todoroki said.

"Yeah. Nah. Yeah, uh- Well the- Yeah, the thing is..." Izuku said.

It cut back to All Might, Bakugo, and Kirishima watching Izuku and Ochako, but then Mei opened the door on the control room.

"Guys! Hey, fellas, listen! It's just bread that gets tumors!" Mei said in relief.

"It's not even tumors." Iida said as he stood next to Mei while holding a jar with the mutated loaf of bread in it, "It's some form of self-aware beauty mark that only metastasizes in an environment of pure wheat." Iida said as he entered the room.

"I don't understand a word he said. But I'm glad they're not gonna die." said Tsu.

"So I guess that means we should never teleport bread in our universe." said Melissa.

"I think teleporting bread is only a bad thing in this universe and some others. Infinite possibilities, remember?" Luke said.

"Here, watch this." Iida said as he shook the jar.

The loaf tried to attack Iida, but it was trapped in the jar. Kirishima tapped on the jar and chuckled.

"Oh look. It hates me so much." said Iida.

Mei put her arms on Iida and Kirishima's backs.

"So we're fine. As long as nobody teleports any bread." said Mei.

"Question." Kirishima said.

"What's your question, Solider?" Mei asked happily.

"I teleported bread." Kirishima said.

"What?" Mei said as she removed her arms from Iida and Kirishima.

"You told me to." said Kirishima.

"How... much?" Mei asked in concern.

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days." answered Kirishima.

Iida threw the jar on the ground, causing it to shatter.

"Where?! Where have you been sending it?!" Iida demanded as he grabbed Kirishima by the collar and lifted him in the air.

There was then a rumble heard throughout the building.

"That's not good." Mineta said.

It cut back to Izuku and Ochako.

"Scout. I get one day off a year, and you just wasted it on... this!" Ochako said angrily, "Goodbye."

"Wait! Wait! Wait! Why don't we discuss it... over dinner?" Izuku asked as he opened a door, but on the other side was a gigantic bread loaf monster that roared at them.

"What the hell is that?!" said Ochako.

Tentacles came out of the bread monster and it tried to grab Izuku and Ochako, but Izuku grabbed her hand and moved her out of the way. The monster began destroying the facility as it tried to eat Izuku and Ochako.

One of Iida's birds flew towards the bread monster, only to be eaten by it.

"Birdie!" Koda screamed.

The floor beneath the bread monster began to collapse and Izuku, Ochako, and the bread monster fell down to the lower levels of the Red Team base.

When they hit the ground, Ochako's helmet came off and she dropped her shotgun. Izuku landed between Ochako and the bread monster and grabbed a piece of piping to use as a weapon.

"Ms. Uraraka, run!" Izuku said to her as he went to fight the beast.

Ochako ran away from the monster and stood against a large bomb, while Sato, Iida, and Todoroki ran past her in the opposite direction to fight the bread monster.

"Now, doctor!" Sato shouted in his Russian accent at Iida.

Iida activated the ÜberCharge and Sato became shiny red and invincible as he fired his minigun at the beast, while Todoroki fired his flamethrower.

More members of the Red Team ran past Ochako to fight the bread monster, but then Ochako noticed the bomb she was standing near and got an idea.

We cut back to Red Team fighting the bread monster. Izuku was able to cut one of its tentacles off with a sharp part of the pipe he was using.

Then it cut to Ochako pulling a panel out of the bomb and messing around with some wires in it.

Then it cut back to Red Team as Izuku swung his pipe into the side of the bread monster. The beast roared in pain and grabbed Izuku in the air with one of its tentacles. Luckily, Snipe was able to shoot the tentacle with his rifle and make the beast drop Izuku. Izuku landed near Ochako and the bomb and was about to head back into the fight, but an invisible force stopped him and then All Might came out of invisible mode while holding his revolver.

"I think it's going pretty well." said All Might sarcastically.

An explosion went off in the battle.

"Now go." All Might said to Izuku before going to join the fight.

"Hey, Ms. Uraraka!" Izuku said as he ran over to Ochako, who was still modifying the bomb, "Oh, I am so sorry."

"God, Scout, what for? Pressing the one button you're never supposed to press? Do you have any idea what's in a briefcase that-" but then she noticed Izuku's death watch, "Oh, oh! Give me your watch!"

"Yeah! Exactly! See that is where this all starts." Izuku said as he handed Ochako his watch, "No, actually wait..."

But then Kirishima was thrown next to them by the beast. Kirishima laughed.

"I teleported bread!" he said excitedly as he was then dragged and thrown by the beast and landed near Snipe.

The beast threw Snipe and made him drop his sniper rifle, so Snipe pulled out his machete and was about to swing it at the beast, but Izuku and Ochako got in his way as they pushed the bomb towards the bread monster.

"So that brings me to the point of this story," Izuku said, "which is I like you and you should probably be sitting for this-"

"Guys!" Ochako shouted to the other members of the Red Team, "Close the blast doors!"

Mei nodded and she and the rest of Red Team ran over to the blast doors.

"Ms. Uraraka. Look, my last few hours I just wanted-" Izuku said before the beast grabbed the bomb and lifted it in the air.

"COME ON!" Sato shouted as he tried to keep the blast doors open with his strength.

"Um. Never mind!" Izuku said.

"Run!" said Ochako.

They ran towards the blast doors, but then the bread monster threw the bomb in front of the doors, trapping them.

"Oh god!" Izuku said.

The bread monster neared them and swung its tentacle at them. Izuku shielded Ochako with his body and the tentacle hit and moved the bomb slightly.

The monster roared, but as it did, Izuku and Ochako noticed Iida's bird still standing in its mouth, completely unharmed. Then it flew out of the beast's mouth.

Koda sighed in relief as he saw that the bird was ok.

Izuku and Ochako looked at each other. Ochako took Izuku's hand, smiled at him, and nodded to him.

They dodged and shot at the monster's tentacles, then they jumped in its mouth as we see the bomb's countdown had three seconds left. The monster closed its just before the bomb went off. There was a large explosion and the monster was dead.

"Clever. They realized the bread monster can't actually digest things, so they used the monster as a shelter to protect themselves from the bomb and kill it." said Momo.

It was dark, but then Izuku switched on a lighter and we see that Izuku and Ochako were inside the dead bread monster and Ochako was on top of Izuku.

"Ms. Uraraka, you alright?" Izuku asked her.

"I can't feel anything below my neck." said Ochako in a panic.

"Oh god." said Izuku.

"Oh. Now I can feel it. Ow. Ow." Ochako said in pain.

"Oh god, I am so sorry. This is-"

"That... was so... much... fun!" Ochako said.

"You're not mad?" Izuku said.

"I was furious! Oh my god, you set off the briefcase alarm and you were having a prom for some reason. But then there was a monster and we shot it and we built a bomb and I think my leg's broken! Can we do this again?" Ochako asked excitedly.

"Yeah, sure!" Izuku said before realizing something, "Wait, nah. We can't. I'm- I'm gonna be dead."

"Wait, what?" Ochako said.

Then Kirishima moved part of the bread monster out of the way and poked his head inside the bread monster next to Izuku and Ochako.

"Good news! We're not dying! We are going to live forever!" Kirishima said.

"I didn't say that!" Iida said as Sato moved the bread monster off Izuku and Ochako, "I just said we're not filled with tumors!"

"Oh thank god." Izuku said in relief, "So yeah, Ms. Uraraka. I guess it's a date."

"Actually... this was my only day off this year." Ochako said sadly.

"Oh..." said Izuku.

"Oh, but you can ride along with me on some jobs." Ochako said as she pulled out a notepad and the camera zoomed away from the sight Red Team standing around the dead bread monster.

"Tomorrow I'm... belt sanding the finger prints off a pile of corpses." said Ochako.

"Ah. No." Izuku said.

"Oh, you can help me yank the molars out of a box of heads." said Ochako.

"No to that." said Izuku.

"Well, on Friday I have to kill someone who pressed a briefcase alarm button and... oh god..." the screen cut to black, "You're already gonna be at that one."

The screen stayed black.

"That's it for the TF2 universe." said Luke.

"You know, when you think about it, this was basically a son asking his father for dating advice." said Todoroki.

Thx for reading. I have a quick chapter planned for May the 4th next month, but after that there's probably gonna be the final chapter and that'll be the end of this book.