JOHNNY JUNE

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"miller's bakery."

"look, if i'm being honest. i'm pretty sick of life."

"aren't we all?"

"seriously though. you just keep dodging call, after call, after call. and now look at me junebug, calling your workplace. is this really what it's come to?"

"oh no how ever will you forgive me?"

"c'mon junebug, you know that monotone voice turns me on. i can never stay mad at you."

"thank golly gosh. i don't know what i would've done with myself."

"i'm amazing, i know."

"i'm at work."

"a simple text message wouldn't have sufficed?"

"you're so clingy."

"you would be too if you saw this smokin' hot bod. i even did my hair today."

"real sex on legs moment for you there."

"what can i say, i'm the total package."

"i'm disappointed with what i paid for."

"oh come on december, you're only dealing with the free trial."

"i hope a small child bites you."

"i'll miss you too sexy lady."