JOHNNY JUNE

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"do you reckon if i get salmonella and die, you'll care about me?"

"i can't tell if you're being petty or annoying. it's too early for this."

"will you write my eulogy?"

"absolutely not."

"well that's a bit rude."

"you're a bit rude."

"wow, i'm shaking in my boots."

"your sarcasm isn't appreciated."

"what's got you so grumpy this morning?"

"exams are soon."

"i hope you fail."

"i hope you fall over."

"just make sure you catch me."