JOHNNY JUNE

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"and then she was all, wow, twenty-four nuggets. you must be hungry. and then i was all, well obviously lady, i'm not gonna spend ten dollars on nothing. and then she had the audacity! the god damn audacity to offer me six nuggets instead. and then i was all, you know what ginger, get back in the biscuit tin and then she was all -"

"okay, that's enough! you sound like a high school girl on her period and i have faced enough of those to last me a lifetime. so please, for the love of god, shut the hell up!"

"how dare you say god's name in vain."

"how dare you think i actually care about your story."

"that was a low blow junebug."

"i can hit lower."

"you're probably a little gremlin, you've got nothing on me."

"did you just call me a gremlin?"

"yes i did gremlin."

"oh you little -"

"oh sorry, what was that june? i couldn't hear you from all the way up here."

"you don't even know how tall i am!"

"you're too feisty to be tall."

"and what is that supposed be to mean?"

"you're obviously like way closer to hell."

"i want to hit you."

"if you can reach me."

"i am not short!"

"oh yeah, and how tall are you junebug."

"five fotjashkjht."

"sorry, i didn't quite get that. could you repeat it."

"five footjaksj."

"little better, i'll give you another chance."

"I'M FIVE FOOT!"

"it's always the short ones."