JOHNNY JUNE

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"what's crackin' lil john?"

"i don't even know how to reply to that..."

"you're no fun."

"please! fun is my middle name."

"all non-fun people say that."

"breaking my heart every day march."

"it's june."

"that's what i said."

"you called me march."

"okay april."

"you're hilarious."

"glad i can tickle you funny."

"excuse me?"

"nothing january."

"okay, that's enough!"

"what's the matter december?"

"you're irritating."

"you're irritating."

"your face is irritating."

"your jokes are really starting to get old."

"they are not!"

"have i, johnny thornton, rendered the junebug speechless?"

"i'm just a little rusty, okay!"

"you know what's not rusty?"

"don't tell me."

"my ability to fu -"

"shut up!"

"what! all i was gonna say was my ability to fully finish a box of twenty four nuggets."

"god you suck."

"that's all you may."

"UGH!"