DISCLAIMER: All grammar mistakes were put there on purpose for this happened straight out of text so therefore this story is written out in a text style.

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Sinner and Kylie hang out at a gym(like a church building gym(Idk why. that's just what I imagined.) and are talking about furries when Kylie brings something up.

Kylie: Tell me, Sinner, would you like Shreks blessing?

*she says with a mischievous look in her eye.*

Sinner: Yes.

Kylie: Ok!

*Shrek walks in.*

Shrek: What is this garbage??!!

Kylie: You must give this poor soul your blessing.

Shrek: Only if she responds. And if she is NICE.

Sinner: Whl, ifgfjksd..

Sinner: Hello Shrek.

Shrek: Hello little Ogirl.

Shrek: I have heard many things about you.

Sinner: I'm,, not a gorl but Okay hello really?? from who?

Shrek: I don't care about gendersewfbgkjmr3,.ekfglnhjkm,.

Shrek: From Kylie.

Sinner: Thank you Shrek,,, I love you Shrek..

Shrek: She says your a hoe-bag-thot, but I wanted to see for myself 😉

😉

Sinner: ooOh.

Shrek: And I like what I s- I MEAN!

Sinner: o , oh,

Shrek: *clears throat* You don't seem to bad.

Sinner: Thank you, Shrek!! You don't seem too bad yourself!

Shrek: Don't tell Fiona.

Sinner: She doesn't need to know.

Shrek: You know how them gingers are.

Shrek: tell me, do u like Shrek is love, Shrek is life?

Sinner: Yes I Do.

Shrek: Good.......

Shrek: *whispers to kylie* You said she is terrible! you're a liar! She's amazing!

Kylie: *whispers to Shrek* well lie is literally in my name.

Sinner: sjdksd. Ok.

Kylie: Fool.

Sinner: Thanks.

Shrek: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! *Cracks hands and neck*

Sinner: TO DEFEAT THE HUNSSSS!

Kylie: *Runs away looking through a window*

Shrek: Looks at YoU(Sinner).

Sinner: *LOOKS AT THEE*

Shrek: *does T pose and rolls eyes back and floats in the air, with a green light around him*

Sinner: *watches in awe..*

Shrek: *Makes you flOaT*(Sinner)

Sinner: *sscRESMAS*

Shrek: *Makes onions appear and fly around thee*

Sinner: ;0

Onions: *Goes into you*(Sinner)

Sinner: . 0 .

Onions: *real smoooth like*

Shrek: *Gently puts you down*(Sinner)

Sinner: o

Shrek:*Comes back down to and goes back to normal*

Shrek: *smiles at u*(Sinner)

Kylie: *Runs in clapping my hands off, praising Shrek*

Sinner: *heavy applause*

Shrek:*Blushes* STOP KYLIE YOU SHMUCK!

Sinner: Yes... I feel blessed.

Sinner: wOAH! Y-YOU..

Shrek: Crap! I'm sorry for saying such UGLY words, Like This UGLY. CLAPPING. HOE!

Sinner: OH MY GOSH KYLIE! WHHY? NO!

Kylie: Oh, shhhhhhhhhhhhh... it's FINE.

Sinner: M,

Shrek: I'm sorry, did I offend you sinner?

Shrek: *Runs away embarassed*

Sinner: K,kinda. It's ok? Just,, don't do that again.

Kylie: He's gone.