Sinner and Shrek are at the restaurant and did some math with her old math teacher who is also a waiter at Olive Garden.

Bobby: Right, what would you like to order MA'AM?

Sinner: Hmm. Pa s ta.

Shrek: ASTA-LA-PASTA!

Everyone:*looks at Shrek*

Sinner: :((

Shrek: *Oops face up top*

Sinner: Hey, can I test the PH level of your soap?

Bobby: Wut?

Sinner: Bobby, the restaurant's soap.

Bobby: *stares a good stare* How about Pepsi?*says slowly*

Sinner: Mm, soap.

Bobby: Why?

Sinner: I'm thirsty, for some SOAP.

Sinner: Give me soap or I'll leave.

Bobby: Okay. The bathroom is that way.

Sinner: Thank you. *disappears*

Shrek: I think she's ditching me.

Sinner: *devours soap* ahhahahahahahHAHAHA!!!

Bobby: That's cold. good luck green booger.

Sinner: *Returns* Hello folks.

Bobby: *brings food*

Sinner: Yum. *absorbs it*

Shrek: *eats like an ogre*

Sinner: All done. Can I leave now?

Shrek: NO! We need dessert.

Sinner: Oh no. Lava cake please.

Bobby: K. *Brings dessert*

Shrek: *Nom*

Sinner: *Inhales the cake*

Shrek: *Pays*

Sinner: *Also pays*

Shrek: *Slaps Sinners hand w/$*