Sinner and Kylie went back to Sinner's house because why not?

Kylie: Shrek is sad.

Kylie: ya know,........

Kylie: Shrek likes you,...

Kylie: A lot.

Kylie: He said he wants to cheat on Fiona with you.

Kylie: He also said he would like to give you another blessing hehehehehehe..

Sinner: Nno.

Kylie: But he loves you.

Sinner: I love him platonically.

Kylie: You can't just deny the green booger.

Kylie: He is an ogre and doesn't know that stuff or care.

Sinner: O h.

Kylie: Just go on a date with him once plz.

Sinner: O,ok?

Kylie: Don't do it for me, do it for him.

Sinner: Ok. Fine.

Kylie: Great.

Kylie: NOW GET YOUR ASS UPSTAIRS AND GET READY!

Kylie: He will be here in 10 min.

Sinner: Oh, ok. *flops into a tuxedo*

Sinner: I'm reeady.

 Kylie: *sighs* oKaY

Door: DING DONG!!!!!!

Sinner: *throws self towards the door and opens in*

Shrek: H-h-hi.

Sinner: Yes hello welcome to my home.

Sinner: Would you like something to drink?

Sinner: *snaps fingers*

Sinner: *a fridge shows up*

Sinner: We have fountain drinks, water, iced tea, literally everything.

Shrek: Uhmm... do u have GreeN tea?

Sinner: Yeah dude.

Kylie: *hides and takes videos and pics, turning them into memes and sending them to Myles*

Bottle: *a bottle of green tea yeets itself at his face*(Shrek)

Shrek: *Catches the yeeted tea with his big, strong, ogrely hand, with the tea barley touching his face*

Shrek: *Flexes*

Sinner: Ok now on to the food.

Shrek: Nah, it's okay. I have everything ready.

Sinner: oh litty.

Shrek: We are going to olive garden.

Shrek: Come to my Humble Onion Carriage.

Sinner: Ok.

Shrek: *Opens door for you*(Sinner)

Sinner: *shimmies on out*

Car: Vroom Vroom

Sinner: Vr00m.

Shrek: *Opens car door for you*(Sinner)

Sinner: *yeets in*