Trust me, going to the Dark Side isn't all that it's cut out to be. You get limbs chopped off, burned, put into black suits that scare your minion's children, and hit with lightning.

  So, my message to you kids? Don't join the Dark Side!! It's not worth it!! Sure, you get a few million dollars out of it and shoot to the top of villain lists, but do you really want to have to go through all that trauma? I swear, I needed counseling for years after I saw that ugly flat-faced dude for the first time.

  Honestly, this is what you get?! I marvel how anyone would be so swayed by the mere promise of cookies... Even if they're chocolate chip.

  Especially if they're chocolate chip.

  I hate chocolate chip.

  Unfortunately, so does Palpatine. I mean, he hates everything. It sucks, because he hates me too. I think that he designed this suit to limit me. Filthy sleemo poodoo!!

A/N: So this is from Darth Vader's POV. I had it written for a while now, actually, which means that I forgot where it was going, except that it was definately going to be one chapter long. That means that I also forgot who the ugly flat-faced dude was. WoopsDisclaimer: I don't own Darth Vader/ Anakin Skywalker, Padmè does.

  Oh, and lol!! I went to edit it a little bit (add a rating) and found that the A/N was totally messed up. Just see below!!

SothisisfromDarthVader'sPOV. Ihaditwrittenforawhilenow, actually, whichmeansthatIforgotwherethiswasgoing, exceptthatitwas definitelygoingtobeonlyonechapterlong. ThatmeansthatI also forgotwho theuglyflat-faced dude was. Woops.

Disclaimer: Idon'townDarthVader/ Anakin Skywalker, Padmèdoes.