if ur an eddsworld fan go away pls this isn't for you unfortunately i've long moved on

if u flops do read then

(WARNING: FOO FOOS, HUGE BOOBIES, HUMONGOUS ASSES, HIPPOPOTAMUS SIZED DING DONGS, ROCK HARD NIPPLES, CUM EVERYWHERE)

(also gore + includes mentions of suicide sorry, and very vile language <//3)

dont even know if this is gonna stay up!!!! shame

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okay first off strahd can stop being a greedy whorish cunt ur not gonna be the complete main focus of this book bc in some other chapters there'll be some other slayqueens having moments w each other. they deserve their spotlight. to my loyal and dedicated readers out there, dont be afraid to request scenarios or other characters 

anyway, im gonna talk TRUTHFULLY about the issue at hand now. dont get me wrong girls and gals I do have a huge crush on mr von zarovich, but I am here to have a realistic approach tbh. im speaking the truth, as if this man and other bitches were real people.

FIRST of all: HOW is this detty bastard pulling all these bitches but couldn't pull his "bride to be" fuckin centuries ago and in the present day you EMBARRASSING LITTLE WHORE THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOU. poor gal fukin BOLTED from u, ran for fukin hills w u flopping after her, and then she threw hersen off balcony coz ur that fuckin floppity. not even ur ma and da loved you u fucking disappointment. u fucking burden of family mate. hateful little rat. choke on dick and pussy and die a second time. start chatting shit about me and my gals again in ur nightmare realm to ar Vi and ur getting pegged in this book so u better watch urself you whorish whore slutty skank. tbh ur getting pegged either way so say what u want stupid cunt

u know maybe rahadin whatever the fuck his name is wants some spotlight + get around too. but then again he's not getting any1 w that wrinkly ballsack looking face tbh. man couldn't get any elven bitches so he killed all of them. floppity tbh. and dont start chatting shit mate; "ohhhh strahd told me to i were following orders anything for my master" coz i couldn't give a fuck. just coz u and ur shitty shitty man hate women and gets fuming when they have a mind of their own u start scrapping. down on ur knobby knees 24/7 for the silly bastard and for WHAT????? get a grip i should've have sebastian violently twat u in ur sagging face as soon as he opened those doors to leave that dining room tbh. also why the FUCK r u trynna copy ar shart's shitty shitty hairstyle??? what coz ur that loyal u copy him????? u both look fuckin vile. go back to swallowing frogs whole and CHOKE. pull a paper face boy and fly away BITCH. rah rah r-ah ahh romaaa romama gaga oo la la floppity fucking SLUT <- not even lady gaga can fuckin see any beauty in you and ur rotting stinking hole

oh and dont get me started on that whats her name. whats her fucking name. baba lysaga that ratty little skanky bitch. fucking spitting image of strahd tbh, absolute SPITTING IMAGE. stomping around w that chicken legged house scranning goats and keeping that fugly little baby shart in the baby cot. would've decked that baby in face if it wont an illusion. just coz you sharted out that poison spray onto me and ar alejandro dunt mean ur the top tier shit babe. called on ur fucking house onto us cos ur that shit u canny defend urself old hag. started chatting shit about how we were all shit mages n what av yer but WHO were doing most damage mate, ur shitty shitty chicken legged house. the fucking thing got me n al down immediately. wipping out vines proper flinging us all over place and then u on sideline pulling out a sharty lighting bolt, then bending over to start spewing out that poison spray from ur swamp pussy and sagging ass. u remind me of a scottish ogre fannying about telling us to fuck off out of his swamp. shameful fucking green flop

dont think i didnt forget about you, Escher. ngl ur the prettiest out of all of these bitches but u pure murdered ar Viola and tbh you should die for that. oh, wait... u already flopped dead, and somehow became deader, FLOPPY BITCH. murdered ar viola and thought u were it mate, then ar Al absolutely fucking obliterated you. cant get no vampire dick now can you??????? cos trust me luv that slutty bitch isn;t bringing you back for a few sessions of finger blasting ur bum. been fucking and sucking all these years just to flop dead two times and for ur floppy husband to not rly give a fuck. man gave more of a fuck of rahadin's death than yours i imagine. he got so fuming but where is the rage over ur flop. WHERE MARY???? at least rahadin has a chance of being resurrected skanky little whore

anyway rahadin n strahd n escher r hot tbh.

chapters coming soon. slay