i click on d&d tag and what do i see??? eddie shartson EVERYWHERE

anyway babe this one's for you, woz

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The grip on the doll tightened and throat was hoarse from wailing. 

It had been months since Gertruda, her precious daughter, had been torn from the warmth of her home. And

Mary sat up from her bed, digging her nails into the dress of the doll.

"My Gertruda," she wheezed, her eyes wide and round.

She shook in terror, at the sight of the devil's hand clouding her mind, tearing her daughter away from her arms as she wailed for her mother. 

After years of protecting her from the world and isolating her from danger, it were all for nothing. 

"Fuming." Her breaths quivered. "I am fucking fuming." 

She slid off from her bed, taking steady steps as she wobbled. Through her journey she were screaming, "FUMING". 

Mary stomped downstairs. She were fuming. 

"I'm off me," she seethes. "I'll batter that slag. that ratty rotting shitty shitty fucking floppy SLUT"

So she's stomping towards this chest right, she opens it and inside is this MASSIVE minigun. she hurls it out, slamming it onto the floor. 

Suddenly, she hears a knock at the door. 

She freezes in place and glances over to the door.  "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"you alright love" a quiet voice muffled voice came behind the door. "just come over to check on you you're a bit loud ngl"

"ayup is that ar perriwimple????" Mary LEAPED up in the air in joy. 

he threw open that door, flinging it off the hinges. Standing there was a fit, large and handsome man with messy hair and a pair of stained dungarees. he hovers over her figure with a joyful smile on his luscious lips.  

"p-perriwimple. oh soz - PERRIWIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!" She screams so loud her ass jiggles and whole house shakes. 

"y'alright luv. you've been screaming a lot lately and im a pure worried about you luv" 

Mad mary fiddles at her dress. "YEAH.... SORRY IM JUST FUMING!!!!!!!"

"why luv"

"BECAUSE PERRI... THAT COCK SUCKING SLAG SHART VON ZAROVICH TOOK AR GERTRUDA!!!!" She were so fuming that she were shaking in rage. "IM TELLIN YOU PERRI IM NOT HAVING THAT GINORMOUS COW RULE OVER US ANY LONGER."

She flashed the mingun at Perriwimple. He looked rather shocked. "my god mary int that heavy??"

"NO" 

"w-wow... ur so... strong..."

Mary blushed and twirled her hair around her finger. "TAH DARLIN"

SEX WARNING!!!!!

Perriwimple swallowed. "Mary, luv, listen... i think ur a very sexy and scrumptious woman..."

Mad mary shook in her fukin boots. "OUGHHHHHHHH TAH LUV I THINK UR PROPER FIT"

"aw tah darlin wanna get mad freaky"

"OK"

they take it up to the bedroom. 

Mad mary bellyflops onto the bed, then shifts over. she spreads her legs, holding them up in the air. "DROP EM DARLIN"

And perriwimple does so. Down go the dungarees, up comes the COCK.  "here comes the train, choo choo!"

"IN IT GOES"

and so it did. perriwimple POUNDED that mad pussy. 

"GO ON PERRI FUKIN POUND IT"

"i am luv i'm havin a lot of fun"

The bed broke.

They flopped onto each other, and they stared into each others eyes. 

"FUCK SAKE PERRI!!!!!!! THAT COST ME A FUKIN FORTUNE"

"sorry luv ill have it fixed for you :("

"YOU KNOW WHAT!! I DUNNY HAVE TIME FOR THIS."

Mary stomped out. "GET THAT FUKIN' HELICOPER DOWN ERE NOW."

"ok luv"

Perriwimple rushes out of the house and comes back with a massive helicopter. Mary LEAPED into it and held up her minigun. "GET GOING PERRI"

"no problem my luv"

(time skip)

They headed for Ravenloft. 

"SHART!!!!!! GET OU OF HERE NOW YIU UGLY LITTLE CUNT" and she proper started firing. down came fukin walls and there strahd was, standing on balcony, fuming.

"Mary, ur pure pissing me off now." he said in his thick accent. "this is fourth time this week now. im getting SICK and TIRED of ur HELICOPTER PORN SET. mary dont start - dont fucking start - oh fuck off."

at there they were, in the air, in front of the devil himself, hammering each other as Mary kept shooting at Ravenloft. 

"GIVE ME BACK AR GERTRUDA YOU WHORE!!!!! PERRIWIMPLE TELL HIM"

Perriwimple flew the helicopter around in circles. he couldnt see shit. he had mary's huge ass in his face. 

"yeah strahd i'm just not having it tbh."

"I've told you before that Gertruda's dead," Strahd stressed. 

"DO I GIVE A FUCK!!!! UR A LITTLE LIAR MATE" 

Then the window splattered with coom. 

Ravenloft couldn't hold itself together. it crumbled. Strahd were fuming, but he knew that he could never escape the wrath of Mad Mary.