A/N: I'm so sorry I haven't updated this in forever! I've been working on my other four stories trying to keep them moving. Check them out! (If you want to. I'd hate to sound needy.)

Sirius: *Chilling and being awesome like Sirius is*
Octavian: *Walks in like he owns the place*
Sirius: Oh, hello.
Octavian: *smirk* Who are you?
Sirius: Sirius Black.
Octavian: Are you Greek?
Sirius: Um...no?
Octavian: That didn't sound like a definite answer.
Sirius: Well I don't really care that much out my family heritage so...
Octavian: SO YOU COULD BE GREEK!
Sirius: Uh, yeah, but I don't see how-
Octavian: I WILL DESTROY YOU. ALL GREEKS MUST DIE!
Sirius: Hey! What do you have against Greeks?
Octavian: EVERYTHING! THEY'RE ARROGANT IMBECILES!
Sirius: Hey, you know who else is an arrogant imbecile?
Octavian: Who?
Sirius: You.
Me: OHHHH! YOU NEED SOME NECTAR AND AMBROSIA FOR THAT BURN!?
Octavian: I. AM. A. RESPECTED. ROMAN. SOLDIER. YOU CANT BURN ME!
Leo: THAT'S A LIE! YOU CAN'T BURN ME.
Me: THAT IS SO TRUE!
Octavian: GREEEEEKS!
Sirius: Why are you people yelling?
Me: HI SIRIUS I LOVE YOU!
Sirius: Hi, random stranger, I don't know you.
Me: NO ONE KNOWS ME!

*Awkward Silence*

Me: Yeah...thanks for the comfort guys. Well, bye! Leo come with me.
Leo: Where are we going?
Me: Places. C'mon.
Leo: OH! I LIKE PLACES.
Me/Leo: *leave*
Sirius: *sigh*
Octavian: Well, now that they're gone, can I please murder you?
Sirius: *Siriusish smirk* You can try.
Octavian: Oh please, like you have any training.
Sirius: *Pulls out wand*
Octavian: *Pig-like snort* You're going to beat me with a stick?
Sirius: I'm going to do better than that! And this isn't a stick.
Octavian: What is it? A wand?
Sirius: Yes.
Octavian: You're a grown man.
Sirius: And you're an underage git. What's you point?
Octavian: O_O
Me: HAHAHA! WHALE WITH GIANT EYES!
Sirius: Didn't you go away?
Me: Oh, yeah sorry.
Octavian: *rolls eyes* Can I destroy you now?
Sirius: Like I said before, you can try.
Octavian: *Ape-like scream*
Sirius: Imperio!
Octavian: *stops*
Sirius: Stop trying to kill me.
Octavian: *Nods*
Sirius: I'm going away now.
Octavian: Okay.
Sirius: *Leaves*
Chiron: *Appears*
Octavian: *is no longer cursed* Who are you?
Chiron: Your savior.
Octavian: Really? Am I dead?
Chiron: No, I'm just your average centaur. Now come with me.
Octavian: BUT YOU'RE A GREEK.
Chiron: Join the uprising.
Octavian: Will we get to kill Greeks?
Chiron: *sigh* Sure. *rolls eyes*
Octavian: GOODIE!