A/N: I figured since I never really do any adults I might as well go for it...

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Dumbledore: Well, where might I be...? Oh look, a centaur! Hello!
Chiron: ...hello...
Dumbledore: Are you from the forbidden forest?
Chiron: Um, well no actually. I'm from Camp Half-Blood.
Dumbledore: I'm sorry to say that I am unfamiliar with that place.
Chiron: Yes...most people are...
Dumbledore: Do explain it to me.
Me *Runs in room* I CAN EXPLAIN IT!
Chiron: Who is she?
Dumbledore: I'm not particularly sure.
Chiron: Where does she come from?
Dumbledore: Perhaps she Disappearated?
Chiron: Excuse me?
Me: OH! *waves hand in air* I CAN EXPLAIN THAT TOO!
Chiron: Forgive me child, but why are you here?
Me: TO STARE AT YOU.

*awkward silence*

Me: Crab that came out wrong...
Dumbledore: Crab?
Me: Um...let me rephrase...
Chiron: Please, do.
Me: I came here to...ah...um...TALK TO YOU! I got it! I am so good...
Dumbledore: Me?
Chiron: Or me?
Me: Or me?
Dumbledore: That is yourself.
Me: Or is it?
Chiron: Yes.
Me: No.
Chiron: What?
Me: HAHAHAHAHA I AM THE NEXT PHILOSOPHER! BOW DOWN TO ME PUNY TINY BRAINED ORGANISMS!
Dumbledore: That may be a bit of an overstatement.
Me: Nothing is an over statement unless over comes before statement.
Chiron: I do not understand.
Me: There is no understand. There is only standunder.
Dumbledore: Excuse me?
Me: STANDUNDER A FALLING PIANO!
Random People: WHAAAAAA!?
Me: BYE! *disappears*
Dumbledore: ...
Chiron: Perhaps we can disappear?
Dumbledore: Well of course you can, if you're a wizard!
Chiron: Wizard!
Dumbledore: Good day to you, sir Chiron of horse butt.
Chiron: What?
Dumbledore: *Disappears*
Chiron: ...
Chiron: *tries to disappear*
Chiron: *doesn't disappear*
Chiron: HELP!
Me: *Appears* I'LL HELP IF YOU ACCEPT ME AT CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
Chiron: OKAY!
Me: REALLY!?
Chiron: YES!
Me: OH MY GODS I HAVE TO GO TELL MY FRIENDS!!! *Disappear*
Chiron: Hello?
Chiron: HELLO!?
Chiron: She's gone!
Tobias: *Walks out of dark corner* Welcome to the abandon ones...we've been waiting for you...
Chiron: O.O