"Get your ass up, dorkus!"

Kurt groaned, covering his head with his pillow in order to drown out Ram's shouting. It was the first day of school. Ram always got up early on the first day of school.

"You know, those wimps can't beat the shit out of themselves." Stated the actually awake male, tearing the blanket off of his long-time friend. This caused yet another groan. But, then, Ram got an idea. "You just gotta-"

He threw the pillow on the ground, sitting up. "GET UP AND GO!"

A smile appeared on Sweeney's face, and as him and his friend got ready for the day, it remained. Even when he spent literally 30 minutes on his hair.

The other boy had to forcefully pull him out of the bathroom so that they didn't miss the bus. Like always, they were seated in the back, where no adults could see them bullying those idiotic kids.

"Pssst, Kelly.."

Almost immediately, he turned to where the sound was coming from. Luckily, it was just his "spy", Hercules Mulligan. That kid knew almost everything, and could get any info in a millisecond. You just gotta pay the right price.

"Yeah?" He replied quietly.

"We got some new fish today. You wanna know more about 'em? I went to elementary with those nerds, so I know plenty."

"Totally, dude. I'll pay you for it after lunch."

Herc shook his head. "Nah, nah, this is on me. They really pissed me off in fourth grade. I'll just count this as revenge." He cleared his throat. "Uh..anyway, I'll start with Alexander Hamilton. Obsessed with Harry Potter, makes weird stories under the username "BubbleBubby24601", likes historical movies, really fucking gay, and a total nerd. He'll say almost anything, and is quite the shortie, so I think that'll be pretty helpfu-"

"Okay, I get it, he's wimpy. What about the other one?"

"I was getting to that..Well, onto John Laurens. Turtle fucker,-"

"You fuck horses."

"-sometimes talks in "hewwo" speech, pretends to be an innocent cinnamon roll, actually a god damn douchebag-"

"And his weak points are..?"

"Literally everything. He's so fucking sensitive, dude. You don't even know."

"Well then.." Kurt looked around the bus. "Where the hell are they sitting?"

"They're walking to school. I can probably figure out their classes, see if you have any with 'em."

"Dude, I can just ask my fricking girlfriend."

"..Good point."

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Meanwhile, in the front part of the bus..

Margarita gave a long, somewhat obnoxious, yawn, showing her boredom very clearly. She put her feet up on the seat in front of her. Her second eldest sibling, Elizabeth, was looking dreamily out the window for..some reason.

"You see someone cute, Lizzy?" The younger questioned, smirking.

This ended her staring almost immediately. "Um..uh..." She rubbed her arm nervously. "No. I just saw a..guy. A cute guy. A guy tha-"

"That'd you kinda be into?"

"Not kinda. I am into him, entirely. He was a light-skinned boy from Jersey Shore, or maybe Carolina."

"Is there a difference?"

"Nah. Freckles covered his body and his absolutely stunning frame!"

Peggy chuckled. "Sounds like a red-neck."

"His hair was curlier than anything I'd ever seen. And when I simply saw his smile, I knew he was-"

"Your dream?"

"Yes!" Her cheeks went red. "I can't believe that a kid like that even exists. I mean..is he allowed to be that hot? It should be a fricking crime!"

"Do you think he's good at han-"

"Peggy, stop!"

"Fine."

"If I had the chance I'd rant about this guy non-stop.."

"But you can't." Angelica interrupted.

The girls noticed that the bus had stopped, and students were starting to get off. Eliza's face went even more red.

"C'mon Eliza, and Peggy, we got shit to do!" She pulled them both up. "It's the first day of school, and drama try-outs start soon!"

"You told us a lot this summer." Peggy groaned.

"Well, it's a bit hard not to when I've been planning for god damn months! I've been waiting forever, but now, I just have to wait 'till lunch!-"

"Or free period."

"Same difference."

"Can we just go now?" Eliza asked. "I wanna see if that boy goes here."

"The one wit-"

"The one! He's just the one! His appearance doesn't matter..I'm kidding, it does matter! Damn, he's so hot.."

Angie's arms were crossed. "The one?"

"Yeah, you better believe he is-"

"The one.."

"He's gorgeous, he's stunning, oh he makes my world so freaking bright! Only because he is-"

"The one!"

"I wanna-"

"Make out with his corpse?" Peggy questioned.

"Of course- Wait wh-"

"Let's fricking go!" Angelica commanded.

"Okay, jeez, fine!"

The three girls swiftly took off into the school.