Me: *texting on the phone*

               😎KillaE homie🔪

I'm on my way back now.

                        Only took u 4ever...

Dude chill...

                   Fine I'll go in the freezer

Lol...
                            Soo anything new?

Yea actually..
        

                                            What?

I just found out I'm Jeffs cuz..

Me: O.O

                         Stahp pulling meh leg

serious...just found out..

                         😱 whaaaaaat!!!

😓yup..

          Do u know what this means?

That I have to live the rest of life in shame because my cuz is a complete phsyco?
             

                            No! You kissed your cuz in spin da bottle XD XD

AMBER!!😖😱😰ew ew😤

    
                    I'm gonna go tell him!

NO I WANNA TELL HIM!

   
                                 Nope! Bye!

AMBER GOD DANGIT!!!!