Me: blah make lean CHAIRS TOO!

Ellie: wut?

Me: blah make lean CHAIRS TOO!

Ben: Amber you high or something...

Me: hshskejeo *falls out not moving*

Ellie: *pokes Amber*

Me: WHAT UP BRUH??????

Ellie: XD WUT UP..

Me: ;/ *wobbles off and falls*

Ellie: yea she's high.....

Tiff: *slides down the stairs like a boss* hey guys ^_^

Ellie: hey Tiff

KillerEllie: Ben have you seen Midnight?

Ben: um yea she was outside trying to claw at BRVR

KillerEllie: ohhhhh okay *sits with Ben*

Me: *wobbles back up the stairs* YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING COOK YO BACONZZ

KillerEllie: wut.....XD

Ben: Amber you need to lay down somewhere....

Me: ain't nobody got time for dat.....

Ben: XD

Me: EVERYBODY DO DAT FLOP *falls*

Tiff: XD

Grinny: huh I thought she was too short to get high....

Ellie: GRINNY! XD

Grinny: wut? XD

Me : (sings thrift shop) Wut wut...wut wut IM GONNA POP SOME TAGS ONLY GOT NO
MONEY IN MEH POCKET I-I'm LOOKIN FOR HUMMER THIS IS FUDGING AWESOME......huh I'm in the mood for fudge....ill be back gotta get to da Chocolat FATERY.....

Ben: you mean Factory?

Me: NO FATERY...cuz you get fat if you go to The chocolate Factory to much...*wobbles out*

Masky: what's up with her?

Roxy: XD she's high....

Ellie: well why she does that, I'm gonna go Check on Jeff...*goes upstairs*

*in Jeffs Room*

Jeff:
like shh looking at you flyin'
I want you back
I want you back
Wa-want you, want you back
Uh

Please, this ain't even jealousy (jealousy)
She ain't got a thing on me (a thing on me)
Tryin' to rock them ugly jeans jeans jeans
Uh!......*sees Ellie* AH!!!! *jumps to the ceiling like a cat*

Ellie: hi.....

Jeff: hehehe...hi...h-how long you been standing there?

Ellie:
Long enough...XD

Jeff: hehe.....O.O

Me: (in the distance outside) LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO!! GIVE ME CHOCOLATE LIKE YOU DO!

Elle: XD

Jeff: XD *looks outside* what's up with her?

Ellie: dunno she woke up like that I guess....

Me: FUDGE YOU SANTA CLAUSE!!

Ellie: XD

(Meanwhile down the hallway)

Dark link: *plays some random game* YEA YEA HIGHSCORE! WOOHOO!

Z: *walks in* hey I wanna do a face off..

Dark link: what should I possibly beat you in this time...

Z: what! I've beaten you in everything....

Dark link: that's not true!

Z: oh yea? Here's a flashback!

*flashback*

Z: you were the black star and mine is the blue star...

Some dude in the background: Ready FIGHT!

black star: *just falls*

Some dude in the background: BLUE WINS!

*end of flash back*

Dark Links: YOU TRIPPED MINE!

Z: what!? Mine didn't even get the chance to move!

Dark link: cuz that's how fast you were.......

Z: any way I challenge you to an Epic Hammer Face off!

Dark link: shouldn't it be hammer on..,hammer off sounds stupid...

Z: Shut up! *hits Dark link in the shoulder*

Z: Choose your hammer!

Dark link: *goes for the pink one *MINE!

Z:
NO MINE! *takes the pink one*

Dark link: okay okay....*takes blue one*

Z: ready set?

Dark link:
No wait I'm not ready yet! *tries to pick up huge hammer but fails*

Z: Go! *hits Dark link*

Dark Link: OW!

Z: hey where did you go?

Dark link: *muffled* I'm on the hammer...

Z: EW EW *rubs hammer on the ground rubbing Dark link off*

Dark link: ow..

Z: *repeatedly hits Dark link with oversized hammer* I WIN!!!

Dark link: -_-

Dark Link: THATS IT..I challenge you to a creature off!

Z : shouldn't it be creature on..creature off sounds stupid..

Dark link: Shut up! *punches Z in the shoulder*

Silly low voice: you require one creature..
*seedeater pops out of nowhere*
Z: MINE *hops on top of seedeater*

Silly high voice: you require one creature...
*the rake pops out of nowhere*

Dark link: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

The rake: what the.....how the heck did I get here!

Z:Round 1 go!

*seedeater sits on the rake and dark link*

Z: give up yet?

Dark link: NEVER! *is squished*

Z: Round 2!

Seedeater:
*slaps Dark link and Rake*

Z:
Wrong way guys..

Seedeater:
*slaps dark link and Rake*

The rake: urg..

Dark link: it's okay buddy you did great *pets rake*

The Rake: STROKE! *dieS*

Dark link: *cries* YOU SUCK! *walks off*

The rake: *becomes undead*I'm alive! I'm blessed!

*gets hit by hammer*

The rake: I died....I'm cursed..

*gets hit again*

Dark link: okay okay...I know there's one thing you can't beat me at...a Glitch off!

Z: NO NO ANYTHJNG BUT THAT! IM ON MY KNEES!

Dark link: umm...

Z: Oh oh *gets on knees* IM ON MY KNESS!

Dark Link: nope! We're doing it!

Random deep voice: go!

Dark link: *starts Glitching like crazy* Ha top that!

Z: uh....

*some random pasta falls down the stairs*

Z: there!

Dark link: huh?

Z: I glitch so fast I pushed that pasta down the stairs!

Deep voice: what pasta?

Z: *slides to deep voice* that
One right there...... see..

Deep voice: oh oh I see now..Z WINS!

Dark link: WHAT! DANGNABBIT FRECKLE FRACKLE! LITTLE! *pushes pasta down the stiars*

Deep voice: PUSHED PASTA DOWN THE STAIRS DISQUALIFICATION!

Dark link: but Z pushed a pasta down the stairs!

Z: cuz I'm awesome!

Deep voice: *counts fingers* Z WINS FOR THE 6,978,825, TIME!

Z: now I must ride into the sunset like a boss! *pops lollipop in mouth and hops on Seedeater*

E.J: SEEDEATER
TIME TO EAT BUD!

Seedeater:
*runs out making Z fall off*

Z: ow >_<

(Meanwhile down stairs)
Ben: I'm gonna order pizza want some Killa?

KillerEllie: Sure!

*hey pizza commercial comes on*

Narrator: We give it to ya in 30 minutes or it's free!

Ben: *calls Hey Pizza* yea ill take an all meat pizza with stuff crust...add some eyeballs too....yea I said eyeballs...JUST DO IT!!!.....*hangs up phone*

KillerEllie: awww I don't want to pay...

Ben: we won't have to...look *pulls up map of where the mansion is to the city* with all the traffic in the city and plus Slenderman woods is so confusing he'll be going in circles by the time he sets foot in the woods.......there's no way that fool could get here in 30 minutes....

KillerEllie: There's no way that fool could get here in 30 minutes!

Ben and killlerEllie: THERES NO WAY THAT FOOL COULD GET HERE IN 30 MINUTES!!

*doorbell ring*.

Delivery dude: Hey pizza!

KillerEllie: >:( *gives money to Delivery dude*

Ben: -_-

Ben and KillerEllie: *finishes Pizza*

KillerEllie: there's no way that dude could delivery it again....>:)

Ben: >:) *calls Hey pizza*

KillerEllie: *pulls up mansion super computer*  now if we...hack into all the traffic lights of the city......and pull up all the pasta traps.......there's no way that fool could get here in thirty minutes....

*Doorbell rings*

Delivery dude: Hey Pizza!

KillerEllie: *groans*

Ben: urrrg! HOW DOES HE KEEPING DOING THAT!

KillerEllie: *snatches pizza*

Ben: I think I'm ready to give up...

KillerEllie: this is free pizza we're talking about dude...we're going to get FREE PIZZA!

Ben: >:) *calls Hey pizza*

*after the calls and attempts pizza starts piling up*

(Another attempt)
Delivery dude: Hey Pizza!

Ben: *breaks piggy bank*

(Another attempt)
Delivery dude: Hey pizza!

KillerEllie: *sneakily takes Slenderman wallet*

(Another Attempt)

DeliveryDude:Hey pizza!

Ben: uh...*no money in
Pockets*

KillerEllie: *pulls Seedeater out of nowhere* can we pay with a ride?

Deliverydude: *nods*

Seedeater: *gives delivery dude a ride and hates it...*

KillerEllie: THATS IT I GIVE UP...

Ben: hold on their Killa...we still have one option....THE BIG RED BUTTON...

KillerEllie: >:) LETS DO IT..

Ben: *press Button it unfolds multiple times into a little red button AND PRESSED IT EVILY*

*creepypasta satellite targets hey Pizza and destroys*

Ben: HEHEHEHEHEE...hehe...oh....

KilledEllie: WHAT DID WE DO!!!!!

Ben: OH NO!

*door bells rings*

Delivery dude: Hey Pizza!

Ben and KilllerEllie: *sigh with relief*

(A little bit later)

Me: I'm back FROM THE CHOCOLATE FATERY!!!!

Ellie: so did you get your fudge?

Me: No they put me out for messing up the shop cuz I couldn't find the mint bar they ran out of.....,,and also for snatching some woman's baby and eating it's lollipop...

Ellie: XD.....

*doorbell rings*

Delivery dude: Hey pizza!

Slenderman: I order that pizza 31 minutes ago! Give me that! *snatches pizza* I don't have to pay you a dime!

KillerEllie: pizza dude was late...

Ben: Slenderman got free pizza!!!!

Ben and  KillerEllie: *go crazy breaking stuff and Screaming*