somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree....
  It tasted kind a funky and I spitted out a monkey and the monkey started cursin at meeeeeeeeh

Macaroni cheese macaroni cheese! The world is made of macaroni cheese!

A thousand years later my dad turned into Vader and he started throwing saber at meeeeeeeeh......one hit in the back and I started to cry but I turned up on a ship from Star Trek!
  
A guy with pointy ears said it was a dream and he pushed me into a lake and Vader popped out of nowhere and said he. Was. My . Father.
  I was like nooooooooooooo

I was like  nooooooooooooo

Then I woke up YEA!

XD XD XD LMAO DYING DYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW IM MY GLOB OW OW OW PAIN OW....