(Bored)

Me: hey Jeff

Jeff: *lays in bed staring at the ceiling* sup...

Me: whatcha doin..

Jeff: nothing just thinking...

Me: about?

Jeff:..........Ellie...

Me:.. OOOOO

Jeff: shut up..

Me: hehe...okay..

Jeff:...I'm gonna do it...

Me:'do what?

Jeff: ask her..

Me: ask her what?! IM NOT A MIND READER!! that's Slenderman and Mindy.....

Jeff: I'm gonna ask her out..

Me: didn't you already do that?

Jeff: that was a dare...it wasn't the real thing..

Me: Ben and Killa are dating....it was a dare...

Jeff:'yea but...I didn't want to ask Ellie the way I did....

Me: ohhhh you just want..

Jeff: yea...

Me: hmm okay..so how do you wanna ask her? And when?

Jeff: not sure yet...

Me: huh...JELLIE...

Jeff: what? Amber...why you always hungry..

Me: I don't know ...but I wasn't talking about that JELLIE....

Jeff: how many JELLIE are there?

Me: not many just you and Ellie...

Jeff:.....................

Me.....................

Jeff: oh...Ship name..

Me: only took you a million years...

Jeff: shad up...

Me: hehe...hmm..

Jeff: what?

Me: Dariff...

Jeff: Dariff?

Me: Dark link and Tiff..

Jeff: their together too?

Me: no but they should be..

Jeff:...hehe Dariff.....XD

Me: XD

Jeff: what about Masky hoodie and Roxy?

Me: have no idea...MOXY?

Jeff: MOXY....hehe but that just Maksy and Roxy.,,,

Me: MOXY....I haven't lost meh MOXY!

Jeff: lol...

Me huh I don't know..mooskie...XD

Jeff: MOOSKIE XD

me: hehe..

Jeff: MoooooooSkie..XD

Me: lmao..XD

Jeff: lol...

Me: *pokes Jeff*

Jeff: what was that for?

Me: me being me...haven't poked anybody in over three months..

Jeff: you didn't poke Mindy?

Me: Last time I poked Mindy it was during a pillow fight and she didn't give me Pizza for a whole week.....I'm surprised I don't kill meh self...

Jeff: heh...that must have been to hell to you..

Me: it was....

Jeff:....hm...I haven't had a pillow fight since Sally was new to the pastas..

Me: really?

Jeff: yea....

Me: good times..

Jeff: never did test out this pillow gun though...*pulls out small pillow bazooka from nowhere*

Me: O.O DUDE where the heck did you get that?

Jeff: stole it from a nerd...

Me: hehe...SHOOT ME!

Jeff: why?

Me: I wanna see if it hurtS!

Jeff: wow...what if you die?

Me: then I'll know...

Jeff: ever heard the saying curiosity killed the cat?

Me: yea but satisfaction brought it back! NOW SHOOT ME!!

Jeff: alright then...* Fire bazooka at Amber*

Me: ouch!...*holds pillow...* hehe PILLOW FIGHT!

Jeff: NO! XD

Me: *throws pillow at Jeff*

Jeff: stop it don't make me shoot you again! XD

me: *gets another pillow and throws it at Jeff*

Jeff: Dang it woman! *shoots Amber repeatedly*

Me: *gets buried in pillows with only meh head sticking out*

Jeff: pfft..

Me: *feather falls on meh nose making me sneeze* XD

Jeff: HAHAHAHA!

Me: great *sneezes* my allergies are back *sneezes*. Jeff...I'm gonna*sneezed*
Kill ya...XD

Jeff: I'd love to see you try...and fail miserably...XD

Me: *gets out of pillow mountain* DIE!!

Jeff: AH XD *pulls out knife* SOMEONES ready to a dirt nap!

Me: *sneezes on Jeff and smirks*

Jeff: *wipes face* I can't close my eye or my mouth...THATS DISGUSTING!

Me: HahahahaXD

Jeff: IM GONNA KILL YOU!

Me: AH! XD *runs*

Jeff: Get back here! XD

Me: *runs to read end* dang it...

Jeff: *throws knife which hit wall*

Me: meeep XD

Jeff: i missed...

Me: O.O

Jeff: pfft XD

me: *pulls on knife* what is this? Thor's knife?

Jeff: *approaches Knife* no your just too wimp..

Me: Hey! I have powers!

Jeff: powers are for wimps...except for Ellie she knows how to use them..

Me: *sneezes...smirks*

Jeff: I know you didn't just sneeze on my hoodie...

Me: news flash I JUST DID!!!

Jeff: why do you and Ben say that..

Me: Ben says that? That copy crap..I mean copy cat..

Jeff: XD copycrap...

Me: shad up!

Jeff: XD *walks off laughing* I should tell him you called him that...XD

me: don't...*makes pouty face*

Jeff: aww is Amber gonna cry? Better call jake from State Farm, cuz theirs flash flooding!!! XD

Me: shad up XD

Jeff: *sings* like a good neighbor State Farm is derrrrrrrrr XD

Me: XD XD

*Jake from State Farm pops out of nowhere*

Jeff: whoa what the heck..,

Jake: hey Jeff..

Jeff: how do you know my name?

Jake: you forgot you had our insurance?

Jeff: uhhhhhh

Me: whoa cool! The jingle actually works...

Jeff:hmm like a good neighbor State Farm is there...With a knife sharpener..and mcRib!

Me: AND PIZZA!

*jake hands Jeff a knife Sharpener and mc rib and Amber a hot ready pizza*

Me: oh my gosh this is Sooo good..*noms on pizza* Mindy's is better though...*walks off with pizza*

Jake: so what up with the *moves finger around his face*

Jeff: don't ask....*noms on the McRib *

Jake: okay...