Ellie: AMBER!

Me: *gets thrown into the wall* YOUR GONNA GET IT NOW!!!!

Glitchy Red: come and get meh

Me:
ARG! *starts using telekinesis to throw lamps at Glitchy Red*

Ellie: *walks over to Ben and Jeff that are watching with popcorn* what's going on?

Jeff: they've been fighting for the last hour.....Glitchy Red took her last slice of pizza..

Ellie: O.O

LostSliver: Amber is this necessary?

Me: WHAT DO YOU THINK!!! *eyes glow with colors of fire*

LostSliver: O.O

GlitchyRed: *glitches by*

Ben: this is going to get real crazy soon...*eats some popcorn*

Ellie: gimme some *takes some popcorn*

KillerEllie: *comes down stairs* hey guy what going o-......what in the world...

Ben: hey Killa, they're just fighting....

KillerEllie: O.O

Ben: want some popcorn?

KillerEllie: sure...*takes some popcorn*

Me: *uses telekinesis to pick up the table and throw it at Glitchy Red*

GlitchyRed: whoa! *dodges the couch by Glitching*. Hehe you almost got me there Amber....

Me: *twitches*

Ellie: Amber...when your done I have a dare...just saying *eats some more popcorn*

Me: *stops using telekinesis and tackles GlitchyRed*

Ellie: whoa...she is really pissed...

Ben: yup....

Roxy: *walks in* whoa...Slendermam is not gong to be happy when he comes back from his daily killing....

Jeff: ya think? *eats popcorn*

*After like 3 hours of fighting GlitchyRed the whole living room is a mess and a whole lot of stuff is shattered*

Me: *breathes heavily and sits in broken glass*

Ellie:
Did you enjoy you're temper tantrum?

Me: *glares at Ellie before back the wall*

Slenderman: *walks in* O.O Oh my god...

GlitchyRed: uh...

Me: *gets up and punches Glitchy Red in the stomach*

GlitchyRed: Ouch! *rubs his stomach*

Slenderman: Amber....please clean this up...

Me: suuuuure...

Ben: grouchy....did you sleep on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

Me:
*glares at Ben*

Ben: hehehe....

Me: *uses telekinesis to fix everything*

Ellie: well now that's over with can we do the dares now?

Me: sure what's your...huh

*Z runs in*

Z: hey guys what did I miss?

Me: where you been?

Z: out oh and this is Lolly Zap

LZ: sup *puts lollipop in mouth*

Pip: *flies in* oh hey dude...

LZ: sup

Pip: lol

Ellie: Anyway I dare Roxy to talk crap about Jeff in front of me...

Z: yes! Just in time for a dare!

Roxy: with pleasure...but why?

Ellie: I wanna see how long I'll last til I snap...

Jeff: um...I don't thi-

Ellie: COME ON PLEASE *makes the best puppy eyes*

Jeff: um urg..fine..

Roxy:'okay let me just warm myself up............your stupid..

Ben: hehe that's true

Jeff: *punches Ben hard in the shoulder*

Ben: Ow!

Ellie: *doesn't even move*

Roxy: okay lets do this *cracks knuckles*.

Jeff: *rolls eyes*

Roxy: (really fast) your hair is a mess, your breath stinks, you know doubt need therapy cuz your an absolute lunatic, I'm surprised you had to kill your family and they didn't kill themselves, you really need better taste in clothes and you need to get outside more, your skin is extremely pale, when was the last time you had a bath? You're singing is terrible, you need better taste in friends, why aren't you like your father? Your motto is stupid and it doesn't go with your look which is unbelively hideous why did you cut your face that was stupid and why are you upset you family is dead I mean you killed them yourself you should be ashamed of yourself, and why did you burn your eyelids that was also stupid and most of all...,*takes a deep breath*

Ellie: *twitching like mad*

Ben: uh oh...

Jeff: *growling*

Me: um..,*points to the Windows to see raging FANGIRLS clawing at the window*

Roxy: Your story is stupid and doesn't make any sense what so ever!

Ellie: THATS IT *tackles Roxy*

Jeff: *pulls out knife* GO TO SLEEP!! *tries to lunge out at Roxy but is stopped by Ben*

FANGIRLS: *bursts through the windows* ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Me: O.O EVERYMAN FOR HIMSELF!!!

Tiff: don't have to tell me twice!

Pinki: Same!

Me: wait where did you guys come from?

Tiff: doesn't matter what does matter is where we're going!!!! RUUUUUUN!!!!

*Everyone except Jeff and Ellie and Roxy and Me Run*

Jeff: huh? OH CRAP!

Ellie: O.O

Roxy: crap.....-_-

Me: wait a second... *gets in between raging FANGIRLS and Ellie,Jeff and Roxy*. IT WAS A DARE!!!!!!!!!!!

FANGIRLS: *stop rampaging* huh?

Me: Ellie dared Roxy to do it remember?

FANGIRL: oh yea....

Ellie: oh...right I forgot...

Jeff: I'll never forget....*glares at Roxy*

Roxy:O.O

E.j *pops out of nowhere hanging form the ceiling like he's on Mission impossible and throws a can gas inside making all the FANGIRLS drop dead*

Me: O.O

Jeff: O.O

Ellie: O.O

Roxy: O.O

Ellie: okay that just happened...

*Smile dog, The Rake, Red from Godzilla, and other Creepy-pasta&3 creatures come and eat all the FANGIRLS*

Me: and that just happened.....

Ellie: O.O anyway...to lighten the mood I dare the couples to have a piggy back ride race!

Ben: *comes out of nowhere* YASSSSSS!

Me: lol...

*timeskip brought to you by Goosebumps coming soon to a theater near you*

Me: Alright the course is completely set up! All they way to the to where the flag was from the paintball war except! Theres items!

Ben: like from Mario?

Me: like from Mario!

KillerEllie: Cool!

GlitchyRed: can I watch?

Me: No Go Away!!

GlitchyRed: hater....

Me:
*mumbles*

Ellie: *hops on Jeff back*

Jeff: your extremely light...

Ellie: or maybe you're just really strong..

Jeff: hehe...

KillerEllie: *hops on Ben's back*

Ben: are you part glitch?

KillerEllie: No why?

Ben: because for some reason you don't go through me like everyone else...

KillerEllie: maybe it's because I make you whole again...

Ben: most likely ^_^

KillerEllie: ^_^

Roxy: *hops on Maskys back*

Masky: what about hoodie?

Hoodie: I'm good! and if ya win we'll celebrate and go to the cheesecake factory!

Masky and Roxy: YAS!!!!!!

Tiff: *hops on dark links back*

dark link: ya know I thought I be on top....

Tiff: O.O

Me: you guys ready?

GlitchyRed: SET!

Me: shut your Face!

GlitchyRed: that's impossible cuz well it just is...

Me: ILL CLOSE IT FOR YOU!

Ben: looks like someone found a-

Me: DONT YOU DARE SAY IT AND NO I DIDN'T!!!  ILL POUND HIM IN HEART BEAT BUT I HAVEN'T HAD MY FUEL YET!

GlitchyRed: eh you punch like my grandma...

Grinny: what grandma? You don't even have a mom....

Cheshire: burn..

GlitchyRed: Touchè

Me:
*sighs* READY?

GlitchyRed: SET!

Me: SHUT U-

Grinny and Hoodie: GO!!

*everybody takes off*

Ben: *starts glitching*

Jeff: DONT YOU DARE!

Ben: no rules! XD!

Jeff: oh yea....Ellie hang on..

Ellie:
Uh okay..

Jeff: *climbs tree*

Ellie: whoa....

Jeff: *jumps and lands on thick tree branch*

Ben: heheh I love starting stuff..

KillerEllie: you don't say?

Ben: lol *starts glitching through trees into the lead*

Masky: *climbs trees and jumps tree to tree*

Roxy: WOOHOO!

Maksy: lol

Dark link: huh this should be fun...

Tiff: O.O

Dark link: *glitches and summons Epona for The legend of Zelda*

Tiff: Can we even do that?

Dark link: XD who cares! I haven't done this in ages!  RIDE EPONA RIDE!

Epona: *neighs and glitches through stuff like crazy*

(From the side lines)

Z: they are soo cheating...

Grinny: they all should all be disqualified ...
Me:
I know right they're not even on the course oh well we're pastas...

GlitchyRed: why the heck are we named after food?

Me: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ASK SLENDERMAN!

GlitchyRed: grouchy much...*pokes Amber*

Me: poke me again and you'll never see that finger again....

GlitchyRed: *pokes Amber*

Me: *grabs GlitchyReds finger and breaks it off*

GlitchyRed: O.O
Wow...there's no pain cuz I'm a glitch but wow I'm surprised that you actually  did that...

Me: *growls*

GlitchyRed: *finger glitches back*

Me: O.O

GlitchyRed: *smirks*

(In the race)

Ellie: Jeff! Look an item box!*points to an glowing rainbow box with question marks on it*

Jeff: did she seriously get those from Mario?

Ellie: She's Amber most likely she got those from Mario ....

Jeff: true dat *jumps down and grabs item box*

Ellie: soo how do we open it?

Jeff: I have no idea*accidentally drops box and breaks it making red shells pop up*

Ellie: well that did it..

Jeff: no kidding and they're red!    homing Shells WOHOOOOO!*picks up a shell*

Ellie: what place are we in?

Jeff: second and that means...Benny is gonna be butt hurt...ALOT!!

Ellie: XD

Jeff: XD *throws a red shell and all of a sudden the other two shrink and fly into his pocket* that was cool...

Ellie: no kidding! Alright let's go!

Jeff: *climb back into the trees*

Ben: *glitches through trees*

KillerEllie: hey what's that sound?

Ben: huh? *looks behind to see a red shell coming straight for him* Uh oh!

KillerEllie: AH!

Ben: *flips over shell*

KillerEllie: that was cool...

Ben: uh oh it's coming back...*jumps again making the shell hit a tree and Bounce back at him in the face*

KillerEllie: BEN!

Ben:*does cartoon flip in the air and lands on his stomach*

KillerEllie: *falls off but crawls back to Ben's aid* Ben? BEN!!

Ben: *knocked out*

KillerEllie: BEN! *shakes him violently* uh oh...

Ben: *glitches awake and groans* urg what happened....

KillerEllie: you got hit with a shell....

Ben: oh..*stands up rubbing forehead*

Jeff: SOMEBODY GOT MARIO FEVER!

Ellie: XD

Jeff: See ya! *jumps through the trees*

KillerEllie: they're are gonna get it! XD

Ben:
Don't worry they'll eat our dust soon..*smirks dusting himself*

Dark link: *rides by on Epona*

Tiff: :D

Ben: what the? Epona?! Come on we gotta go! XD

KillerEllie: *jumps on Ben back again*

Masky: *runs through the trees past Ben and KillerEllie*

Roxy:
WOOHOOO! Wait huh.....*sees item box* hey Masky down there!

Masky: huh? *looks down to see item box and jumps down to it*

Roxy:
Break it ^_^

Masky:
Oh okay *throws box at the ground shattering it out comes a lighting bolt striking everyone*

Roxy: HAHAHAHA LETS GO!

Masky: XD *runs*

Dark link(highpitchvoice): *gets shrinked* whoaaaaaaa! What happened?

Tiff (HpV) I don't know...

Ben(hpv): looks like some one got lightning b- AHHHH!

*huge Masky and Roxy run by making the ground shake*

KillerEllie(hpv): Ben can't you glitch to make us big again?

Ben(hpv): *sighs* unfortunately no..we have to wait until the affects wear off..

Jeff(hpv): um...yea this is a problem...*the gaps between branches are way the branch is way bigger than them*

Ellie(hpv)'yea....hey look Masky and Roxy!

Jeff(hpv):
You thinkin what I'm thinking?

Ellie(hpv): hehe

Jeff(hpv): Geronimo!! *jumps from branch into Roxy's Shoulder*

Roxy: huh? *looks at her shoulder* AHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jeff and Ellie(Hpv): AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Masky: AHHHH! *stops running*

Roxy: *jumps off Masky and tried
To hit Jeff and Ellie thinking they were bugs* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!

Jeff (hpv): AHHH!

Ellie (hpv): AHHHH!

Jeff: *jumps off Roxy to land perfectly on the ground*

Ellie(hpv): that was close!

Jeff(hpv): I know right..

Ellie(hpv): FOOOT!

Jeff(hpv): huh? *looks to see a huge foot about to crush them on accident* AHHH!

Ellie(hpv): Ahhhh!

Jeff: *runs*

Roxy: what the heck was that?!

Masky: I have no idea....

Roxy: I hope that WASENT anybody...

Jeff and Ellie: *affects wear off making them big again*

Jeff: whoa..,

Ellie: O.O I feel bad for bugs now....

Jeff: no kidding...

Roxy: OH MY GOSH ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

Jeff: I think so...

Ellie: yea we're good....

Roxy: phew..

Masky: phew...

Ben and Killer Ellie: HI GUYS! *glitches pass* BYE GUYS XD

dark link and Tiff: *rush by on Epona* BYEEEEEE!!

Roxy: Let's go! XD *jumps back Maksy's back*

Jeff: *runs*

(At the finish line)

Me: where are they doh?

GlitchyRed: who knows....

Z: i see them! *points to all of them in a distance*

LZ: whoop! *puts another lollipop in mouth*

Z: hey give me one will ya?

LZ: tosses Z a lollipop...

Z: *rips off wrapper and pops it in his mouth* ^_^

GlitchyRed: huh Dark link and Tiff are still riding Epona....

Me: pfft XD horse riding does count as piggyback riding if you think about it...

GlitchyRed: it does dosent it? XD

Hoodie: PFFT XD

(In the race)

Ellie: *smirks and points to Epona*

Jeff: *snickers and takes out one of his homing shells and hits Epona with it making her glitch away*

Dark link : *flies into the air but glitch landing on his feet and continues running*

Tiff: WHOA...that was scary....

Dark link: *smirks* that was cold Jeff!

Jeff: *smirk* Sucker!

Tiff: I'll get you back Ellie! XD

Ellie: good luck XD

DarkLink: *grabs upcoming mystery box and breaks it*

Dark link: what the- *starts glowing with crazy colors and music*

Tiff: WOOHOO invincibility!

Dark Link: COOL!

KillerEllie: what's that?

Ben: have no idea...looks like a cloud with a turtle on it...

KillerEllie: huh?

*turtle on the cloud flys into the air and starts dropping red turtles*

Ellie: JEFF LOOK OUT!

Jeff: Whoa! *dodges red turtle*

Tiff: Dark incoming!

Dark link: *looks up to see the turtle and looks back in front to see run into a tree* AH! *glitches through it* O.O

Tiff: O.O

Roxy: What the heck is that?

Masky: what's what? *looks up to see turtle in a cloud drop a red turtle*

Roxy and Masky: AHHH!

Masky: *climbs tree*

Roxy : O.O what world do we live in....

(Back at the finish line)

Me: HERE THEY COME!GET READY FOR THE PHOTO FINSH!!!!

Z: okay! *gets camera ready*

Everyone: *is about to cross the finish line*

Hoodie: GO MASKY GO ROXY!!

me: cheerleader over here...

Hoodie: -_-

GlitchyRed: *smirks and makes a Pokemon trip everyone*

Z: *takes picture*

Everyone: ouch/ come on!

GlitchyRed: PFFT XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

me: RED!!

GlitchyRed: wut? Come on you have to admit that was funny!

Me: IT WAS XD XD LMAO

GlitchyRed and Amber: *Highfive laughing*

Z: well I got the photo finish lol...*hands Amber the picture*

Me: huh...PFFFT XD XD

GlitchyRed: what? let me see!!!!!!! *takes the picture and looks at it* OH MHY GOSH HAHAHAHAHAHAH *drops the picture laughing*

Ellie: *rolls off Jeff and picks up the picture* huh? Pfft well we know who won ^_^ XD

Everyone: *gets up and crowds around Ellie to see the picture*

KillerEllie: oh my gosh XD

Roxy: XD WE ALL WON XD!!

*pictures shows when everyone fell it was a tie XD*

*time skip back at the mansion brought to you by Cry...who laughed at horror games...*

Me: that wasn't  that bad right? XD the picture is going into the album! *puts picture in the album*

*Pip and the fairies fly in*

Pip: Amber how was the race? Who won?

Pinki: yea who won?

Lucifer: PLEASE DO TELL!

Cheshire: I'm not getting any younger!

J.j: you idiot we're immortal...we're not even aging!

Cheshire: back off J.J!

MAJORA: we all know da glitch won guys...

Midnight: YEA!

Lyra: *flies around Ellie* did you win Ellie? Did ya did ya?!

LZ: that's the thing guys....

Hoodie: T-They all Won!!!

All the faires: WOOOHOOO! YAY!!!

Hoodie: well Maksy Roxy...

Masky: hm?

Roxy: what's up?

Hoodie: technically you guys won soo CHEESECAKE FACTORY!!!

Masky and Roxy: YUSSSSSSSSSSS!! *does epic happy dance*

Me: XD...

Ellie: alright last dare for me today!

Me: what's that Ellie?

Ellie: I dare all the male faires to ask out their crushes!

All the faires: O.O

J.j: what if we don't like anyone....

Pip: don't lie J.J...I know who you like dude..

J.j: shhhhhhh! I'm trying to get out the dare..

Ellie: too late XD TELL TELL!

Cheshire: I hate Everyone...

Lucifer: lies......

Me: dark link where's you're fairy?

Dark link: I killed it....

Me: WHAT!!!!!

Dark link: I'm pulling your leg...he left...

Me: oh okay he- WHAT!!

Dark link: yea he said he wanted adventure....and to kill Zelda so I left him to it....

Me: oh alright den...

Pip: um..well J.J go first!

J.J: NEVER!

MAJORA: I'll go gee weez!

Ben: heheh he makes me so proud...

Me: Ben? Are you crying?

Ben: NO! I have something in my eye!

Me: pfft XD

MAJORA: midnight...

Midnight: O.O

KillerEllie: O.O

Ben: *faints*

Jeff: WHOA IS THIS FOING WHERE I THINK ITS GOING?????

Tiff: OMG...

MAJORA: what? I was going to ask her to move....

Midnight: oh I was about to say...

Everyone: SAMEEEEEEEE

MAJORA: I like Pinki!

Pinki: *hides under the table*

MAJORA: huh where she go?

Tiff: O.O this might cause problems....

KillerEllie: Ben is still out...*kneels next to him shaking him*

J.J: uh....

Pip: *tries to fly away*

Me: *grabs pip by the wing* you need to learn how to be a good host....

Pip: *sighs* fine...*flies into a room*

Me: huh?

*hears a loud slap*

Jeff: oooo ouch...

Cheshire and Grinny: REJECTED!!!! XD

Pip: *flies back to Amber* eh..she said no...

Me: I think who ever you asked did a little more than talking....sorry little buddy..

Pip: huh? Oh she didn't slap me...that was Clockwork and Ticcitoby...clockwork slapped Toby for getting too close...

Everyone: O.O

J.J: *hides*

Cheshire: J.J WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM ASKING YOUR CRUSH OUT?

J.J : SHUT UP!!

Jeff: pfft XD

Me: apparently some ones is extremely shy....*walks over to J.J* hey you whisper it to me, and I'll ask her for you.....come on you can trust me I run this show...

J.J:
Umm....okay...*whispers name in Ambers ear*

Me: Hehehehe XD

Roxy:
What? who is it?

Me: umm well......I'm not gonna tell!

Everyone: WHAT WHY?

Me: for drama that's why!

Ellie: AMBER!

Me: what? This is a show gotta throw in messages right before the big announcement like on Chopped! Right before you know who gets kicked off the show they throw in those blasted messages....

Ellie: -_- hurry them up!

Me: they only last like 3 seconds! Geez

*time skip brought to you by Oreos and nutter butters and CHIPS AHOY!!*

*time skip brought to you by me! I'm stalling the messages so you read moreeeee HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE*

*time skip brought to you by MEEEEE cuz I'm awesome! And evil*

*time skip maleficent is my mom*

*time skip brought to you byI lied in the previous time skip*

*tims skip brought to you by why are you reading these?*

*time skip brought to you by...didn't you notice you could have just scrolled through those time skips?*

*time skip brought to you by. ...okay I'll stop messing with you...*

Ellie:
Three seconds huh?

Me: XD I'm sorry I had to..

Tiff: TELL!

Me: Lucifer J.J wants to know if you wanna go out with him!

J.J:
I didn't say That I just- you know what never mind....

Lucifer: uhhhhh suuuure

Jeff:
*faints*

Me: okay I Better do the Outro before all heck breaks loose....well Roxy talked crap about Jeff in front of Ellie which didn't just get Ellie mad it got the FANGIRLS mad....we also had a Piggy back ride race that lead with Glitchy red and a crazy photo finish also some faires asked out their crushes which might cause MAJOR CONFUSION! But we're ready for more dares and questions!
  So starts asking and daring!

Everyone: BYEEEEEEE!

KillerEllie: um Amber...

Me: yo

KillerEllie: Ben is still not waking up..

Me:
Oh hold up I got an idea....*runs to Ben's room grabs a controller and runs back*. BEN IM GONNA PLAY LEGEND OF ZEDLA MAJORAS MASK!

Ben: *instantly wakes up* DONT YOU DARE I ALMOST GOT TO WHERE JUDUSABLE DELETED MY FILE! *chases Amber*

Me: uh Oh AHHHHHH! runs*

KillerEllie: pfft XD