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Fangirl mayhem and Chainsaws...NO BEN PUT THAT DOWN!!!!

  (Random moment real quick:
   DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS! AND GETTING CAUGHT IN YHE RAIN!!!!
  Random moment over.)

Me: *stares out the window*

Roxy: Amber whatcha doin?

Me: looking for a meaning in life...

Roxy: huh?

Me: *gets all up in Roxys face* ROXY WHERES MINDY SHES BEEN GONE FOR DAYS!!! I HAD TO RELIE ON JAKE FROM STATE FARM TO GIVE ME MY PIZZA! *points to jake from state farm*

Jake from State Farm: sup....

Roxy: I have no idea Amber..,maybe she's on a epic mission..

Me:  I NEED MEH MINDY!!!!! *falls on the ground* Mindy was the joy of my life with out her...pizza has no meaning....

Roxy: O.O um...why don't we do a dare to get your mind off of it?

Me: sure...hold up ....like a good neighbor State Farm is there! WITH STUFFED CRUST PIZZA!

Jake: *makes a pizza appear in Ambers hands*

Me:  *eats pizza* reminds me of Mindy's pizza.....nom NOM nom..

Roxy: okay Dare time... GUYS!!!!!

Everybody: *runs in like the house is on fire*

Jeff: yo....

Ben: what's up Roxy?

Ellie: *has a box of Pringles for some reason* um...yea what's up?

Tiff: *trying to push dark link away from her* Stop it!

Dark link: I JUST WANNA HUG!

Tiff: I HUGGED YOU For 30 minutes straight!

Dark link: NOT ENOUGH I NEED MOOOOOORE!!!!

Tiff:-_-

Z: *cant find a lollipop* dang it..LZ did you take my last lollipop?

LZ: *hides Lollipop* noooooooo O.O

KillerEllie: * midnight flies around her all hyper from eating too many sour patches*

Mind night: GUMMYGUMMYGIMMYGUYMMY

KillerEllie: oh boy....

Snow: *in wolf form being cuddled to death by TicciToby*

TicciToby: ITS LIKE A PILLOW!!!

Snow: hehehe.....

TicciToby: *pets Snow*

Snow: *fangirls on the inside*

Roxy and me: O.O

Me: guys Roxy has a Dare....BUT FIRST THINGS FIRST!

Everyone: *attention*

Me: HAS ANYONE SEEN MINDY?

Everyone: nope/ na da/ no speak English...

Snow: who the heck is Mindy?

Me: *eerie music plays as I turn to Snow*

Snow: O.O

Me: *clears throat* Mindy is the Joy of my life...also Mr.Creepypastas niece...Some may call her Ravens lost sister but she is not...Mindy is a immortal enteral life form that will always exist even when time does not...Mindy Is *takes a deep breath*
Mindy..

Everyone: O.O

Snow: got it...O.O

Me: Roxy...your dare please..

Roxy: I DARE JEFF TO JUGGLE FLAME CHAINSAWS WHILE THERE ON AND SNOW HAS TO MAKE THE WORST IMPRESSION POSSIBLY AT JEFF!

Ben: AWWW wait can't I do it? I already have a chainsaw! *pulls running chainsaw from nowhere and makes a phsyco maniac face like his about to kill someone*

Everyone: O.O

Roxy:
Noooo Jeff has to do it...

Ben:
Awww I never get to use dis thing..puts
Chainsaw away*

KillerEllie: O.O

Me: TO THE MALL!

Everyone: wait...wut?

*time skip brought to you by KillerEllie, eye remover! Are you tired of your eyes? Are they dull and sometimes you just want to rip them out? THEN CALL KILLERELLIE! And her assistant EyeScratcher! They'll get the job done! Process may vary and may be extremely painful...They are not responsible for lost of life*

*in the middle of the mall*

Roxy: okay I got da
chainsaws!

Jeff: this is ridiculous...

Roxy: Jeff get ready!

Jeff:
O.-

Roxy: *throws running chainsaws*BEN NOW!

Ben: *glitches the chainsaws making them on fire*

Jeff: *catches them and starts juggling*

Grinny:
*pops out of nowhere* Jeff you sure you not related to laughing Jack?

Me: GRINNY XD

Jeff: -_-

Snow: *changes back to human form and makes a silly face at Jeff*

Jeff: *almost distracted*

Snow: *imitates Jeff for a moment before pretending to fall and die*

Everyone: XD

Jeff: *soo close to being distracted*

Ellie: come on Jeff you can do it!

Snow: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOW MAN!

Jeff: *gets distracted* NO I HATE THAT SONG!!!!! *drops chainsaws with one cutting his shoulder* OW DANG IT!

Ellie: Jeff you okay?

Jeff: yea I'm good...wait what's that noise?

*the ground starts to shakes and distant shouts*

TiccitToby: *looks to see*..AN ARMY OF FANGIRLS!!!!! RUNNNNN!'n

Everyone: AHHHHHHHG!! *runs*

Jeff: HOLY CRAP THEY'RE FAST!

FANGIRL: *pounces on Jeff* MINE!!!!!

Jeff: GOD DANGIT THE ONE DAY I LEAVE ME KNIFE AT THE MANSION!! *gets pulled down by another FANGIRL*

Ellie: JEFF! *shoots FANGIRLS with fire balls*

FANGIRL: *gets blow to pieces*

Ben: Gosh that's a lot of FANGIRLS..

Me: I mean we are in a mall...*snickers*

Ben: you meant for this to happen?!

Me: yup..

Ben: AMBER!

Me: wut?!

Ben: high five on that!

Ben and me: *highfive*

Me:
Okay we better help....

Ben: good idea...

Tiff: *throws toxic pills landing perfectly in the FANGIRLS mouthes killing them on the spot*

Z: *gets lollipop sticks and jabs them in the eyes of The FANGIRLS*

Roxy: *pulls outLightSaber and just starts stabbing FANGIRLS like there's no tomorrow*

KillEllie: *Charges at The FANGIRLS and Rips their eyes out leaving them to bleed to death*

Snow: *turns to wolf form and pounces on FANGIRLS before biting their heads  off*

Jeff: *just so happened to be in front of a kitchen store and breaks in to take a knife and start stabbing FANGIRLS*

Dark Link: *Glitches in front of FANGIRLS and cuts off their heads with his sword*

Masky:  *just so happened to have hoodies Gun and starts shooting FANGIRLS all head shots*

Ben: *electrocutes and simultaneously sets FANGIRLS on Fire*

TicciToby: *pulls out his Hatchets and just slices FANGIRLS upside in the head*

Me: *eyes flood to black and an eerie sound takes place*

FANGIRLS: huh? *looks up*

Me: *makes the top of the room collapse and stab the last of the FANGIRLS*

Everyone: *breathes heavily*

me: man that was crazy...

Jeff: no kidding never seen so
Many FANGIRLS in one place before..

Ben: EWWWW one of them spit on my boot....

KillerEllie: Ben...their blood is all over you...

Ben: which is awesome! But they spit on my boot! *runs spit off his boot*

KillerEllie: *face palms*

Snow: that...WAS AWESOME!! Did ya see me when I was all rrrrr and bite there head off and Ellie was all fireball! Pew pew pew and Tiff was all PILL TIME die die dIE  AND Z with his lollipop sticks stab stab die! And ROXY was all LIGHTSABER! YA DIE! I mean it was Awesome! And then you guys *points to creepypastas* man it was awesome...,*falls on floor*

Everyone: XD

ME: GOOOD PERPPERONI AND STUFFED CRUST! A PIZZA PARLOR!! *runs to pizza parlor*

Everyone: huh?

Me: sweet lord *takes in Pizza smell* goes back in the kitchen and grabs a whole bunch of pizza to hear a clank!
Huh....* goes into the storage closet*

???: NEXT TIME ITLL BE MUCH MORE PAINFUL!

Me: O.O Mindy? *drops pizza*

Mindy:
*turns around* oh Amber Hey!

Me: YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALL THIS TIME?!!

Mindy: well...no...just got here about an hour ago...

Me: an ho- MINDY YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR DAYS!!!

Mindy: huh..oh that...um well the pizza I usually get for you ...blew up..so I had to find a better one....soo yea that's not going so swell right now...

Me: you've been gone so you could find me better
Pizza?

Mindy: yea....

Me: DUDE YOU ARE LIKE THE BEST IMMORTAL EVA! *pounces on Mindy*

Mindy: but I still couldn't find a better pizza parlor...

Me: one thing you should know about me...I DONT CARE WHAT PIZZA AS LONG AS ITS PIZZA! *hugs*

Mindy: ^_^

*time skip brought to you by The SpongeBob pizza Song!*

Me: well that was fun ^_^

Everyone: Agreed XD

ME: XD  anyway..we have a new pasta named Snow, Jeff juggled Running flamed chainsaws and a whole stampede of FANGIRLS found us at the mall and I found meh Mindy! BUT! We are ready for more Dares, Scares and Questions SO START ASKING AND DARING!

Everyone: BYEEEEEEEEEE!!!

KillerEllie: question...how the heck did the FANGIRLS find us and not the police?

Me: XD I have no idea I would thank the matrix but we're not transformers....so I'll thank MR. CREEPYPASTA!

Everyone: XD

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