Randomness is Fun
"WHAT THE HECK??" Ezra screamed as he walked into the common room of the ship. "WAT IS THAT?!" He asked, pointing at the singed lump of metal in the center of the room.
"It's Chopper." Hera replied in an irritated tone. "I have to rewire him and get him some new metal."
Ezra just stood and stared before he burst into laughter. "What did he do this time?"
"Got into a fight with Zeb and Chopper got thrown into the engine." Hera replied not looking up from Chopper. "I had to knock Zeb out and lock him in the closet to get him to calm the heck down."
Ezra smiled widely and ran to the closet with a stick. "Zeb!" Ezra whispered.
There was a grown from inside of the closet. "What do you want, kid?" Zeb relied.
Ezra smirked and opened the closet door a crack and stuck the stick in. He gingerly started to poke Zeb.
Zeb sat there glaring for a minute before he got mad. "STAAAAAAAHP" He screamed, grabbing the stick and snapping it.
"MY STICK!" Ezra screamed, pushing the closet door open and grabbing the two halves of the snapped stick. "THIS WAS MY FAVORITE STICK!" Ezra screamed.
"Stop being a baby." Zeb growled as he stalked out of the closet.
"MY STIIIIICK!" Ezra screamed again. "KONA!"
Kona walked lazily down the hall and into the closet. She yawned. "What's the matter? I was sleeping."
"ZEB BROKE MY FAVORITE STICK!" Ezra cried.
"YOUR FAVORITE STICK?!" Kona screamed, now upset, because you never mess with a dogs favorite stick, especially if it's their owners favorite stick. "WHERE IS THIS STICK SNAPPING JERK!?" Kona howled, jumping out of the closet in a rage. "THIS FRICKIN LITTLE- ZEB!" She screamed.
"WHAAT?" Zeb shouted back from the kitchen.
"YOU'RE GONNA FRICKIN DIE" Kona howled as she bolted to the kitchen and jumped on Zeb.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Zeb asked as he was knocked over by Kona.
"YOU SNAPPED EZRA'S FAVORITE STICK AND THAT'S NOT COOL" Kona barked as she pushed her nose against Zeb's. "VERY NOT COOL YOU STICK SNAPPING JERK!"
"GET OFF OF ME OR I'M GOING TO EAT YOU." Zeb replied.
"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE??" Sabine screamed, stumbling into the kitchen with bed hair. "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOU GUYS ARE OUT HERE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER!"
"WELL THAT'S BECAUSE ZEB SNAPPED EZRA'S FAVORITE STICK!" Kona barked.
"WELL I'M GOING TO SNAP EVERYBODY'S ARMS IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHUT UP!" Sabine screamed.
"OK LISTEN!" Hera screamed loudly, stomping into the room with a tranquilizer gun. "THIS THING IS LOADED WITH FIVE DARTS AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. CLEAR?"
Everyone just stopped and stared at Hera. That's when Ezra decided to drop in from the ceiling. "OK LISTEN, ZEB, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE STICK AND YOU JUST GRABBED IT AND-"
"OK THAT'S IT." Hera shouted, aiming the tranquilizer gun at Ezra's hip and pulling the trigger.
"HERA WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! ZEB-" Ezra slumped to the ground in a sleeping ball.
Hera looked around the room looking at Zeb, Sabine, Kona, and Scamp, who had just wondered into the kitchen for some water. He looked around with everyone staring at him.
"... Hey guys... What's up?" Scamp asked, a little worried for his crazy looking owner Hera.
"Hera has gone trigger happy with the tranquilizer gun." Zeb replied.
Hera turned her glare on Zeb. "He's right. I have." She said, shooting Zeb in the leg.
"HERA! WHY'D YOU-" Zeb slumped back against the wall and slid into a sleeping heap.
Kona slowly backed away from Hera. "I think I'm just going to go to bed..." She barked softly as she grabbed the back of Ezra's shirt collar and started to drag him out of the kitchen and towards his room.
*9:37 next morning*
Kanan walked out of his room rubbing his eyes as he walked into the kitchen. When he opened his eyes, he saw Ezra, Zeb and Sabine all sitting at the table waiting for breakfast.
"What are Ezra and Zeb doing awake?" He asked as he got a mug of coffee and sat down in his chair across from Ezra.
Ezra sat there with his hair a mess and his arms crossed. "Hera made us get up early because she got trigger happy last night and knocked me and Zeb out with the tranquilizer gun."
"No I didn't." Hera said, turning around from the eggs she was cooking. "You were being annoying so I made you go to sleep early." She said as she turned back around.
"Yeah, ok." Zeb growled.
"You guys were being really annoying." Sabine pipped in from behind her mug of coffee.
Zeb stared at her. "Why are you drinking coffee?" He asked as he grabbed at it.
"Because I can!" Sabine replied, sticking her tongue out at Zeb and pulling the mug closer to her.
"Can I have some coffee?" Ezra pipped up.
"NO!" Everyone shouted in unison.
"Ok! Geeze..." I Ezra said under his breath.
"The last thing you need is coffee, Ezra." Kanan said as he took a sip of his own coffee.
"But everyone else gets coffee!" Ezra whined.
"Don't whine. You sound like you're two." Kanan replied.
Ezra narrowed his eyes. "Would you like me to act like two year old?"
"Please don't." Kanan said, getting annoyed.
"HERAAAA!" Ezra whined. "I'M HUNGRYYYY!"
"SHUT UPP" Sabine screamed, throwing her now empty mug at Ezra.
"HAY" Ezra screamed, catching the mug. "THAT WASN'T NICE!"
"WELL YOU'RE ANNOYING!" Sabine replied.
"GOOD!" Ezra shouted.
"SHUT UP!" Scamp hissed as he walked out into the kitchen. "I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP AND YOU'RE ALL IN HERE SCREAMING!" He screamed in a tired anger.
"Go back to bed, you fur ball." Zeb growled.
"Watch it!" Scamp hissed.
"WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE JUST BE NORMAL PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND NOT FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER?!" Hera screamed, spinning around on one foot and stomping the other down. "I'M TIRED OF IT!"
"YOU'RE YELLING TOO!" Ezra pointed out.
"SHUT UP, EZRA!" Sabine shouted, smacking Ezra over the back of the head.
"HAY! THAT'S ABUSE! KANAN! SABINE HIT ME!" Ezra screamed.
"I'M GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND STRANGLE YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!" Zeb screamed.
"HA! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU-" Ezra was cut off by a dart hitting him in the shoulder and he slumped to the ground asleep.
"OH NO..." Zeb said loudly. "HERA HAS GONE TRIGGER HAPPY AGAIN..."
All of the color from Sabine and Zeb's face faded away. "HIDE!" Sabine screeched, jumping up and tripping over a chair.
"NO. YOU'RE ALL GETTIG IT THIS TIME!" Hera screamed, shooting Sabine in the back of the leg with a dart.
"NUUUU" Sabine screamed as she slipped into unconsciousness.
Zeb tried to run for the door and Hera shot a dart at him. It skimmed his arm leaving a small cut. "HA!" Zeb shouted as he turned around. "MISSED ME!"
"I STILL HAVE ONE MORE!" Hera shouted, aiming for Zeb's hip, and pulled the trigger.
"NO! HERA! I-" Zeb slid to the floor in a sleeping heap.
Kanan walked out of the kitchen and stepped over Zeb. "Good. No more kids that I have to take care of." He said as he sat on the couch.
"That YOU have to take care of?!" Hera said, still quite worked up.
Kanan nodded. "I have to take care of these kids well you fly the ship."
"That's probably only three hours out of the whole day!" Hera replied.
"Still three hours of my life I'm not getting back." Kanan said as he crossed his arms.
Hera narrowed her eyes. "Alright then, take a nap." She said, aiming the gun at Kanan's shoulder.
Kanan laughed. "I saw you shoot the last dart at Zeb."
Hera raised an eyebrow. "Did I?" She asked as she pulled the trigger and a dart hit Kanan in the shoulder.
"WHAT?!" Kanan shouted.
Hera smiled and walked up to Kanan. She blew on the tip of the gun and crouched down to his eye level. "Never underestimate me, sweetie." She mocked as Kanan slipped into unconsciousness.
A/N~ WELP THAT'S MY CRAP CHAPTER THAT I SQUEEZED OUT OF MY BRAIN
Writers block? Yup. It SUCKS
IT SUCKS A LOT
SO DOES THIS CHAPTER ;-;
So, to try and repay you for writers block and not updating in like 837273 years, I went through my moms old scrap books and found a picture of Kona where you can actually see her odd eyes and pretty markings 030
I wanted say I'm sorry for making you wait so long for a new chapter, I really do feel horrible. School has been very annoying lately >.> In fact I was up until 5am doing schoolwork last night ;-; swear my teachers got together and were like
"Ok guys. How are we going to murder Kaylie this year?"
English teacher~ "Make her write a three page essay about stuff she's never even heard of before!"
Math teacher~ "Good! What next?"
History teacher~ "Give her a seven page test!"
Science teacher~ "I'll teacher her everything there is to possibly learn about erosion and glaciers and give her a crap ton of homework!"
Bible teacher~ "SEVEN BIBLE VERSES TO LEARN AND THEN A THREE PAGE TEST WHERE SHE HAS TO WRITE THEM ALL OUT" (R.I.P. Righty)
Math teacher~ "AND I'LL GIVE HER FOUR QUIZZES AND AN EIGHT PAGE TEST! OK GANG GO GET HER!"
R.I.P. Kaylie
AND THAT'S MY SCHOOL YEAR IN A PARAGRAPH THANK YOU
Anyways, I think I'm to end this author note here before it gets longer than the actual chapter itself. 😂
I'll try to update again soon, but my mom just told me I'm starting horse riding again 030 But, I'm going to kind of promise (don't quote me on that because you know I'm terrible at keeping these promises) I'll try to update sooner than I did, I do feel really bad.
Bye guys!
~Kaylie :)
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