if we ever live together and my whole author thing works out, I apologize in advance for the amount of times I will:

1. slam my laptop shut

2. say "no fuck this book, I do not fucking care about it anymore, I give up, I'm dropping all this and becoming a stripper!"

3. *depending on the careers you guys have* ask you questions about certain things

4. ask you guys what I think you should name a character

5. ask you guys for title suggestions