me : so apparently I'm in love with Angel

me : I am deeply offended nobody told me about this

Angel : I mentioned it to you once or twice-

me : absolutely nobody. shocked and upset.

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Angel : so last night I found out Char is a sleep-talker

Lauren : really? 

Angel : she whispered "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear at two in the morning.

me : she screamed and that's when I woke up

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this entire group tbh : I'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die

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Sunny : so here's the tea-

Bee : for the last time, it's called telling me about your day

Sunny : do you want the tea or not?

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Snek : you've heard of elf on the shelf, but now get ready ready for-

Snek : *drops a pot on Lauren's head*

Snek : thot in a pot!

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Lauren : bro, do you want this pamphlet?

me : brochure

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Bee : okay, we're at the window, what do you want?

Angel : a burger

Bee : there isn't a burger on the menu

Angel : I want a burger

Bee : Angel, we're at taco bell

Angel : quiero uno burger

Bee : the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don't give me your fucking order

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Bee : so is *future child's name here* awake?

Angel : no, it's still nap time

Lauren : okay and uh where's Latte?

Angel : did you not hear me? I said it's still nap time

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Bee : what state are you in?

me : constantly trying to deny my sexuality and gender identity

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person who's interviewing me : do you consider yourself a hard worker?

me : of course! I make everything harder than it's needs to be!