{ANGEL}

Do you hear that sound?

{LAUREN}

That beautiful sound

{ANGEL}

That is the sound of clean white shorts turning brown
Torture and pain
Breaking a brain
A sound that says I will never sleep well again

{LAUREN}

The sound of a scream
Is music to me
A sound that says fifteen years full time therapy

{ANGEL}

Trauma and fear
It sings in my ear

{ANGEL/LAUREN}

Ain't it the sweetest noise around
That beautiful sound

{ANGEL}

Oh, someone's at the door!

{LAUREN}

You wanna answer it this time?

{ANGEL}

More than anything

{LAUREN}

Don't oversell it, act natural

{ANGEL}

Come on
You're giving me advice?

{SUNNY}

Hello!
I'm with the U.S. census bureau, time for a few-
OH MY GOD

{ANGEL}

Hi!

{SUNNY}

How many people live here?

{LAUREN}

Just me

{SUNNY}

Oh
And you?

{ANGEL}

I don't live here
I'm dead
Panic and stress

{LAUREN}

Panic and stress

{ANGEL}

Oh ain't it the best

{LAUREN}

Ain't it the best

{ANGEL}

The sound of a heart

{LAUREN}

Heart

{ANGEL}

Ex

{LAUREN}

Ex

{ANGEL/LAUREN}

-Ploding inside a chest

{LAUREN}

It fills you with pride!

{ANGEL}

We're ruining lives!

{ANGEL/LAUREN}

Ain't it the sweetest noise in town
That beautiful sound

{ANGEL}

Hey, you what would make this even more awesome?

{LAUREN}

What?

{ANGEL}

More me!
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound
Fellas?

{ANGEL/RANDOM ANGEL CLONES} (that sounds like heaven on earth)
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound

{ANGEL}

Ooh! Ooh!
Somebody's at the door!
Alright let's make some more people scream!

{ME}

Package for (Lauren's last name here)!

{ANGEL}

You know that overnight delivery costs extra?

{LAUREN}

What a rip off

{ANGEL}

Oh
Okay, okay
Shhh

{SNEK}

Pizza for (Lauren's last name here)

{LAUREN}

Hey, what'd you order?

{ANGEL}

Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes!

{SNEK}

Snakes?

{ANGEL}

Ugh
Holy moly, a lot of people come to this house
Lights!

{BEE}

Hello?
New neighbors?
I brought you a pie!
It's from the store
Oh, I don't see anything

{ANGEL}

Hi there!
Hey Lauren!
Check this out!
Dance break
*cue radical dancing*
Hey Bee!
You're forgetting something!

{BEE}

My pie!

{ANGEL}

Yes, I hear that sound!

{LAUREN}

That beautiful sound!
The sound that means no more condescending adults hanging around

{ANGEL}

Every groan

{ANGEL/LAUREN}

Each wail and each moan
Adds up to mommy's leavin'

{LAUREN}

Me the hell alone!
Hey, look at me!
I'm finally free
I was invisible but now they all see
They're out of my grill
Because of that shrill sympathy

{ANGEL/LAUREN/RANDOM ANGEL CLONES}

Ain't it the sweetest noise around
That beautiful sound
That beautiful sound
That beautiful sound
That beautiful sound
That beautiful sound